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I don't know what keeps me going....i think it's the lack of a life that's actualy fun...*sigh*

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DakarCM wrote:

'Tim the wookie walks in. Looks at the glum faces of his fellow Chefs...

"Have a Donut...!"

'Tim hands out Donuts..

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BTW DarkarCM....to emote something in a forum you use astricks...*coughn00bcough*

*'Tim nods sagely in agreement about the emotes..*

"Thanks..!"

*Tim looks about and says..."

"Let us Recite the Chef Creed...

"There is no apple cobbler; there is pie. There is no All-you-can-eat; there is buffet. There is no raw hamburger; there is steak tartar. There is no congealed milk; there is the yogurt. (Jedi Chef Code) "

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DakarCM wrote:

*'Tim nods sagely in agreement about the emotes..*

"Thanks..!"

*Tim looks about and says..."

"Let us Recite the Chef Creed...

"There is no apple cobbler; there is pie. There is no All-you-can-eat; there is buffet. There is no raw hamburger; there is steak tartar. There is no congealed milk; there is the yogurt. (Jedi Chef Code) "

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You can't make a creed until you're postcount is higher than 500.....n00b.

You really should bug him again. The commandos have gotten 2 responses... surely the 2nd most busted profession is worth at least one response.

The only thing that keeps me going is the fact that I am a roleplayer. Yes, it sucks that profession isn't balanced properly, but I still go to the cantina and sell food and drink and socialize with the patrons. This is the biggest appeal the game has for me.

Yeah, this whole research into the max experimental percentages really boggles my mind. It's not like this is freakin' calculus; it's a simple weighted average! Any ten year old could do it, for crying out loud... How could this have gone through internal QA and however many betas there were, and *still* be broken to such a large degree? It's almost inconceivable...

Tim?!?! AKA Tim der Troll?

Sweet! I knew I picked chef for a reason...and now that reason is to be like Tim. Glad to see old friends running around here.

Berast

AKA Beraast Loreblade (Guin Mid)

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QuixSWG wrote:

You really should bug him again. The commandos have gotten 2 responses... surely the 2nd most busted profession is worth at least one response.

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Actually, I think we have to get in line behind Bioengineers. At least our crappy buffs work as advertised (hmmm...at least I think they do. Never had the desire to eat something that raises action +35 for 2 minutes). I think a lot of their stuff says it does something, but doesn't really do anything. That's much worse, IMHO...

The chef seem on a lower priority list, given our smaller numbers and (admittedly) better standing on bugs when compared to the expensive and mildly useless commando. From an artisan standpoint, we should be getting the most love though.

Yeah, we have the lowest numbers because the buffs suck, and the buffs suck because of the bugs, but they won't fix the bugs because there aren't enough of us, because the buffs suck, because the schematics are bugged, which they won't fix because there are not enough Chefs to care about, because the buffs suck, because the of the bugs...et cetera, et cetera, ad infinitum, ad astra, forever and ever with zero, my hero, how wonderful you are!

SirVimes, you give them credit for doing a half-ass job? I dont think they made it to even quarter-ass, or even 1/8th.

Hey on another note, I did sell some of my famous (at least 3 people know about them) Ss_HealthSnacks this weekend!

I'd like to point out howver that its based off the Teltier Noodles, which comes from the Dom IV line.

Still haven't sold any *chef* foods yet :/

I bugged Q last Thursday or Friday, trying to get an ETA on a response...think bugged him a bit too much because he got snappy. I am going to wait a few days before I start poking him again.

/hug

Don't worry, some people see how hard we work. Some stranger sent me 2500 credits because I am chef.