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Also Congrats... and here's to hoping you can help us all with the very unbalanced - prof.balance issues, and of course the unneccasary rarity of certain ingredients (milk!). Good luck!!

Also, I'll add my vote for alcohol drinks having a cumulative effect resulting in an eventual incap! Drinking contests could even become a popular cantina sport, heh heh.

Please get factories fixed...

Hehe, glad you have a sense of humour Vimes.

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an elephant.

Holes all over Australia.

Yeah, he has a sense of humor, it's just very bad

Hahaha! I thought that was funny! I know I'm lame, I like poop jokes too.

Two blondes were walking in the woods when they came across some tracks.

"Oh no!" exclaimed the first blonde. "These are bear tracks! I read about it in the paper, there is a man eating bear around here! It's been attacking people!"

"Oh, don't be silly," said the second blonde. "These are deer tracks. You know, cute little bambi deer hopping through the woods. Hop hop hop. Nothing to be worried about."

"No, really!" said the first blonde. "I my sister's friend's cousin's uncle's boyfriend was attack by a bear last month! It was in all the newspapers."

The sad thing is that they were still arguing about it when the train hit them.

SirVimes

(who was blonde before he went bald)

(By the way, Killabee, I hope it doesn't seem like I was poking fun at you or anything. Right now, Q is too busy to read my reports or e-mails, so there is nothing I can do about anything right now. I did include factories in my initial report, just waiting to hear back...and waiting...and waiting.)

I have a sense of humor I'm a chef.

/bug factories are broke for chefs

I tend to think they put importance on what they work on. If there is an exploit they jump on it even will do a emergency patch to fix it. If you ask one time for something it is not the same as asking everytime for it. There has been the problem with the factories and they have know about it back in beta.The problem with the factories is very large I am a master chef that does not sell items and will not untill it is fixed there is too much time involved in producing the items one by one vs the time they take to used up by players.

/bug Items from Factories do not come out in stacks for chefs like they do medics.

Side note I had a factory and was using it for storagealso to crank out starshines suprises for the sunburns. It was almost full on the input hopper with resources of different kinds and had 40 to 50 crates in the output hopper log on three days ago it is gone still waiting on a response from SOE. Got talklng to a former weapon crafter that lost a factory 2 to 3 weeks ago and he quit crafting over it so if you are using a factory you might consider not leaving too many items on it.

/bug Food items come out in crates with 25 items in them, but when you pull out the items they are in single stacks.

Lost a lightning cannonnine days ago, appealed five days later got a response from CSR leave an open space in your inventory and it should be back in 24 hours. Still waiting...

/bug Food factories are not working please let me know if there is an estimated time till they are fixed.

Guess why I put this stuff on there is simply to say they have their hands full. Asking for many items for them to look at might not be as good as asking for one or two items that need to be fixed asap. If you did not know typing /bug in game brings up a menu to report a bug. You can do as many of these a day as you feel like typing. Remember the most vocal are the ones that get results I would suggest eveyone take a minute or two a couple times a day to remind SOE of the problems we are having.

Welcome Welcome, thanks for stepping up to the plate.

My big one is Fix the factories.

Thanks in advance..

Congrats and Welcome SirVimes. Lets get us Chef's making a difference inthe Galaxy!