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Thread: Chef Customer's Stupid Questions of the year!
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LuciousOtso
Thu Dec 30, 2004 10:19 pm
#27
lmao!!! i completly forgot about the everyday stupid question of "do you make brandy?"... you might as well as a WS if he makes weapons.... oh god i love these stories 
CobaltSorrow
Fri Dec 31, 2004 1:38 am
#28
Exactly Malia,
I've already had someone stop by my shop and buy about 50 crates of food. When i emailed them thanking them for their large purchase, they asked me if I'd like to stock their city's vendor regularly. 
I can't raise my prices either because my customers depend on me having good food and fair prices for all. Oh well.
I can't raise my prices either because my customers depend on me having good food and fair prices for all. Oh well.lol, my favorite question of all time though has to be anything related to:
Is your food good?
Grrrr!
What kind of food? Compared to what? In what price range? Are you looking for robust flavor with a smooth aftertaste?
I_Zombi
Sun Feb 27, 2005 2:19 pm
#31
Customer: do you sell brandy?
Me: yeah I have lots on my vendor outside coronet, I'll send the wp.
Customer: whats coronet?
Seriously... he knew what brandy was but he hadn't heard of Cnet??
Message Edited by I_Zombi on 02-27-2005 04:20 PM
ThemeIngredient
Sun Feb 27, 2005 4:51 pm
#32
One of personal favorites dealt with a customer who bought tatooine sunburns (old times!). It was a really weird return...
C: I don't have enough money to buy a full crate of those tats, do you mind if I could buy a part crate?
Me: Sure, but I only sell them by multiples of 5.
C: That's okay, 5's are good for me.
Me: Sounds good, i'll get a crate separated for you.
He buys the 5 crate of sunburns and heads off his merry way. A week later I get a tell...:
C: Can I return this sunburn?
Me: Why?
C: Well I used some of it, but I really need some creds badly. Could I return the unused portions of the sunburn?
Me: No i'm sorry, I don't do refunds for used food
C: Oh come on! Please??? I really need 10k badly!
Me: Why not do a couple of missions with the sunburn then? It should only take you 15-20 minutes to get 10k.
C: I don't have that kind of time! My harvesters are at 1% and i'm really desperate!
Me: You used all your credits for harvesters but didn't leave enoughfor upkeep?
C: ...no.
Me: /addignore
Perhaps a bit harsh, but how many people do you know about who returns food because they didn't like it? When you order food, it's like a contract. You don't like it? Don't order it next time and just chalk it up to experience.
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