Chef Archive

For all of those people who said we were not the most broken professsions, well HA! With our new line of bugs (limited uses, inedible food and drink) we are quickly becoming the most broken profession.

Beer is on the house! Not that you can drink it, but you can have a nice view from up there.

ROFL, I um, er, guess I feel all special now.

Cami

LOL, do i sense a bit of frustration?

If you give me a beer, can I cry in it?

*tries to drink beer* Argh, I keep clicking 'drink' but nothing happens.

Still, I think we are actually #3.

#2 Bio Engineer

#1 Squad Leader

IMHO

.... and I thought our coorespondent had thrown in his Chef hat already -oh wait, we don't have those

Nah, haven't thrown in the nonexistant hat by a long shot. It's just right now, correspondents are not good for much because the developers are too busy to read our reports. One they get a new community manager they keep threatening to hire, the correspondents may be more useful again...but until then I am just hanging out and reading.

The only thing I can do now is beg the mods to make sure people are aware of the problems we have been encountering, which I have been doing. But other than that :shrug:

Welcome ... I think you're in line with us Droid engineers now...

Ermm... wait. I meant; I think WE are in line with US (?) droid engineers.



*is both* .... *SCREAM*

So I think a bit of a sum up is in order:

Fixed:
Factory food now currently works, and provides proper stack size (I love this one)
Bio-Engineering supplements work (If they were every really broken)

Still Broken:
1/88 schematics cannot be accessed
10/88 schematics are unusable due to lack of milk
44/88 schematics are useless due to balance
Many working schematics don't display # of uses during experimentation (very annoying)
Bio-engineered supplements don't display attribute changes properly

New Bugs:
Food randomly becomes inedible (this is worth 3 bugs in my opinion)

I think that's everything.

So on the whole, we're a little bit worse off. Sweet! I love a challenge!

Ezran Shisme, Master Chef, Valcyn

Oh wait I forgot the most annoying one that effects most people

Still broken:
Ingredients with no flavour count as 0 flavour, so most dishes can't be made better than 30% Flavour and texture
For some reason it says 33% flavour 33% PE 33% OQ for everything, yet Nutritional Value can generally be experimented higher than Flavour and Texture
"Decay Rate" on most foods is based on flavour, PE, and OQ, but not Decay Resistance (I get a kick out of this one)

Ezran Shisme, Master Chef, Valcyn server

coming from a bounty hunter who loves to eat

/cry

have i expressed my diamay enough. . . now FEEL MY ANGER

hey gotta do something since food is breaking.

It just keeps getting worse...

I pulled my booze out of the factory and went into the house to make a schematic for some BoH. Got one booze out of the crate, got two booze out of the crate... then pfffft! No more booze would come out of the crate.

All we need now is for crates to bug up on us. It's bad enough giving rebates and replacements on individual stacks of bugged food (yes, I know about the drop, target 'n /eat fix). I can't even imagine the hundreds of thousands of credits I'd have to figure out how to return or replace if crates started bugging out en masse.

We ARE #1.

Cheers,

Kaizen

Hehe I personally think that Merchant is #1 - although we did just get pretty new signs hmmm... well anyway it's a toss up between Chef and Merchant imo. I think Chef hasa slightedge in terms of 'broken' things and Merchant in terms of 'uselessness' - so I've done the very best thing I think anyone can do and I've combined them both. If you've gotta be broken and useless I say might as well do it right

ph34r da über Chef