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Thread: Chef Customer's Stupid Questions of the year!
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LuciousOtso
Sat Dec 18, 2004 3:40 pm
#1
If you have been asked stupid questions by people.... post them here to give us a little laugh.... here is mine!
Just the other day some guy asked me "How are your stun batons?"... I replied "I'm a Master Chef." "Yeah, i know, how are your stun batons." At this point my sarcastic nature kicked in.
"Well if i wrap them in bivoli and drizzel with brandy, they are the best on the server." I politely said.
"Wow, you can enhanced melee weapons with food?" My customer replied.
"Of course you can, it works like krayt tissues" I humbly replied.
"Wow, can you make one?" The genus asked.
"No sorry you have to be a Master architect to craft a food enhanced weapon."
/end conversation
its times like these that lmao is literal.
chef-lucious master chef
Higginsis
Sat Dec 18, 2004 3:55 pm
#2
Lmao, not got one as good as that. Tho i have been asked where my shop is, while standing outside it. 
LuciousOtso
Sat Dec 18, 2004 3:59 pm
#3
oh god i hate being asked where my shop is when you are standing right next to it
Eerif
Sat Dec 18, 2004 6:31 pm
#4
I really hate getting....
Customer -"Man, your shop stinks, you advertise you have canapes, brandy and bivoli but I see none! **(INSERT SWEARING)**"
Me - "Hit the next page button"
Customer - "oh....."
MaliaMing
Sat Dec 18, 2004 7:52 pm
#6
Not completely chef related, but I once had someone look at me, with my full chef suit on and ask me if I could make them a medium Naboo house. Puzzled, I politely informed them that I was a master chef. Then I realized that I was wearing my novice artisan tag. Somehow, artisan and architect had gotten switched in their head. I got a chuckle out of it, since I have *never* been asked to make a house before.
Death-Blow
Sat Dec 18, 2004 8:26 pm
#7
The one that always boggles my mind .... Hey, are you a chef?
LuciousOtso
Sat Dec 18, 2004 9:49 pm
#8
lol yeah, those are good.... oh keep the lines coming, i'm getting a good laugh... 
bizondele
Sun Dec 19, 2004 12:01 am
#9
My funniest was a demand not a question. I shopping for meats with my chef about a month ago in a player city when I ran into this player.
Player: "Make me some Moun Gold now bi*ch."
Me: "wow!, that's not the way to get what you want."
Player: There will be fire up your ass if I don't get my moun gold now.
Me: I can't make Moun Gold, I think Smugglers can do this for you.
Player: whatever bit*h, make me some jawa beer now!
then I just ignored him and continued to look for carn meat.
Then a minuet or so passes and I see a message you have been banned from this city you can't use this cities services something like that. So he must have been buddies with the city mayor or something.
Normally I don't mind customer questions and I can totally understand a fighters unfamiliaity with crafting and how things are done and that they have no idea what it takes to make food in game, but this true story made me shake my head.
Player: "Make me some Moun Gold now bi*ch."
Me: "wow!, that's not the way to get what you want."
Player: There will be fire up your ass if I don't get my moun gold now.
Me: I can't make Moun Gold, I think Smugglers can do this for you.
Player: whatever bit*h, make me some jawa beer now!
then I just ignored him and continued to look for carn meat.
Then a minuet or so passes and I see a message you have been banned from this city you can't use this cities services something like that. So he must have been buddies with the city mayor or something.
Normally I don't mind customer questions and I can totally understand a fighters unfamiliaity with crafting and how things are done and that they have no idea what it takes to make food in game, but this true story made me shake my head.
Ylara
Sun Dec 19, 2004 8:09 am
#10
What never ceases to amaze me is people that have been using my shop for the past 10 months, and have NEVER found me completely out of stock, will still email questions like "Do you have xxx in stock?". And they will cheerfully wait for 4 days for me to get back from work/holiday/hospital/delousing whatever to get told: Yes, there there are 50 crates on my vendor and they have been there for 10 days.
Mythrindir
Mon Dec 20, 2004 7:38 pm
#13
LuciousOtso wrote:
If you have been asked stupid questions by people.... post them here to give us a little laugh.... here is mine!
Just the other day some guy asked me "How are your stun batons?"... I replied "I'm a Master Chef." "Yeah, i know, how are your stun batons." At this point my sarcastic nature kicked in.
"Well if i wrap them in bivoli and drizzel with brandy, they are the best on the server." I politely said.
"Wow, you can enhanced melee weapons with food?" My customer replied.
"Of course you can, it works like krayt tissues" I humbly replied.
"Wow, can you make one?" The genus asked.
"No sorry you have to be a Master architect to craft a food enhanced weapon."
/end conversation
its times like these that lmao is literal.
chef-lucious master chef
NO, you send the n00b to your WS guildie who has to spend thirty minutes explaining to him why the stun baton ISNT on the ranged weapon vendor, but is infact, considered a melee weapon
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