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I'm sick of all you Chefs whining that the Devs don't like you or that your class is useless! Let me tell you about my experience:

The other day, I'm in the cantina and I get into this argument with a chef over this girl we both like. I'm laughing in his face, and all of a sudden, he crafts a Tatooine Sunburn and throws it in my eyes for 150 damage!

The girl starts laughing and I'm offended, so I pull out my blaster. He crafts some kind of bread and stuffs it in the barrel! My blaster malfunctions! And then, before I can do anything, he crafts a chocolate cake and smashes it in my face! "Your eyesight is getting blurry" I read on my screen. The girl is totally laughing at me and checking out the Chef now. I end up running out of the cantina, tears melting the chocolate off my face.

No Bounty Hunter should have to live through that! I SAY CHEFS ARE OUT OF CONTROL!!! NERF THE CHEFS! NERF THE CHEFS!!!

he crafts a chocolate cake and smashes it in my face

That's just wrong! He should shove a cream pie in your face. But chefs can't craft pies! What's with that!!! I want pies!!!!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so thats what were supposed to do with food!

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Necrofiliak wrote:
so thats what were supposed to do with food!

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Might aswell, we cant bloody eat it

Kimo Flambe'?

You are living in a dream land... Let me show you what would have actually happened:

"I'm laughing in his face, and all of a sudden, he crafts a Tatooine Sunburn and tries to use it but simply sits there with a frustrated look on his face. I laugh even harder in his face now twisted with anger."

"The girl starts laughing and I'm offended, so I pull out my blaster. He crafts some kind of bread andattempts to use it against me to no avail. The bread must be using the Force to resist being used!"

"And then, before I can do anything, he crafts a chocolate cake then begins jumping upand down in angerat the fact that it too cannot be used! My eyesight is getting blurry from tears since I'm laughing so friggin hard at this pathetic excusefor a class we call Chef!"

Seriously, were chefs so powerful that we needed to break their food?

-Bel

Since this is a complain about complaining post (which I love). Im gonna make a complain about people complaining about other people complaining post!

Its funny that people actually gave me low stars! Some people cna't take a joke at all.

for real! we should be happy that:
1) we can't sell anything
2) we can't sell anything
3) we can't sell anything
4) have the same priority to the DEVs as bringing back farmers and miners...
5) are a marginalized group with very little power
6) we can't sell anything

Behold we have discovered the Empire and it is SOE!

Oppress, Oppress
With a broken Mess!
Oppress, Oppress
With a broken Mess!

I was able to solo a Kimogila the other day with only the breath of heaven. Click on the crate, /throw and then run a flamethrower over the Kimo, and before you know it *bam* it's dead before it even gets to you!

Chefs kick major ass!

<<But chefs can't craft pies!>>

Yeah huh we can!! <flips thru Chef Menu> Aha! Pikatta Pie! See! All you need is 25 wheat, 20 fruit, 20 water and...<throws down menu> ...bantha butter...<string of curse words>

Just so you guys know, I for one never buy spices. They suck. They are "uber" but their downers stink. I hate grouping with people who use spice because have to take huge breaks during their downers. I keep telling people they could keep going nonstop with the right combo of foods and drinks.

But they don't listen.

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Szoept wrote:
for real! we should be happy that:
1) we can't sell anything
2) we can't sell anything
3) we can't sell anything
4) have the same priority to the DEVs as bringing back farmers and miners...
5) are a marginalized group with very little power
6) we can't sell anything

Behold we have discovered the Empire and it is SOE!

Oppress, Oppress
With a broken Mess!
Oppress, Oppress
With a broken Mess!

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There were farmers!? I want to be a bantha rancher!