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Thread: Most Embarrassing Deaths To Jedi

WabbitSlayer
Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:32 am
#14

Hehe,


Change your macro. /bactotoss self;


Neve take your eyes off of your opponent.


Darka-ce
Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:41 am
#15



HyprHypo wrote:
PVP shakes have been around forever

anyway i just blew up a Jedi's jetback and I smoked him. boy is he pissed. oh the hate tells im getting, i just play along and agree with them




How is this your most embarrasing death to a Jedi? Oh wait, I guess it wasn't, you were just boasting nvm.





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Camelz
Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:59 am
#16

I've had a few embarrassing deaths to Jedi while playing after coming home from the pub blind drunk but the most embarrassing (or newb like) was when I was stone cold sober, no PvP shakes or anything.



Snuck up on the mark, fired off a Stopping Shot, then a Critical, then the phone rang - so I pressed Esc key and went and answered phone. Needless to say pressing Esc didnt break agro for some strange reason. What a n00b.




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Akast
Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:03 am
#17


i have 2 embarassing oes one i died one i ran


1st was when i was a noob bh (not that long ago) knew nothing about ab slice foods n stuff, he was in a city just standing in the open i thought he was AFK maybe so i sniper him and started shooting, i then realised i had fan shot as my auto attack, while trying to fix this he just casualy walked up kd me n killed me in about 5 seconds. i messaged him apologising for being such a bad BH


the other one was just last week. id killed this guy before one of my first jedi though he was pvping got ganked n i applied DB. he knew i had hes mission was standing in theed, 50meters away waiting for me to attack. so i did my alpha strike. sniper, kd, startle, crit, head, then did kip up shots a few more heads n crits hes just standing there not moving. to my suprise his health is full and my 10 shots missed 9 times. (he was mdef) i realised this was a no win fight so just ran off. he messaged me laughign saying come back he wont chase me. i came back with my tail between my legs. hehe



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MBLAST
Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:24 am
#18

I've NEVER died to a Jedi!

(Runs off before anyone realises I'm not a BH.)



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HeadRoll
Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:28 am
#19






Sundal wrote:

Heh, I thought I was the only one who got the "pvp shakes". Sometimes the anticipation while riding to the mark just overcomes you.





PVP shakes happens to everyone initially. It's your natural body adrenaline kicking in. The anticipation of fighting an actual live opponent. No dumb NPC AI mob will ever do that.


_Apache
Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:43 am
#20

I have one to top all of yours....


Maybe a month and a half ago (Maybe a little longer) I get a mark that was on Kashyyk. So ofcourse I head straight to the Ryatt trails. I get lucky, and the Jedi is in the very first instance I go to, and not only that, he had been afk grinding and died. So he was in that little Cloning Hut. Just standing there.


So now Im thingkin "sweeeeet...This is going to be an easy kill". So Walk right into the hutt, and since I was hungry, I decided to just hit my auto attack macro, and go get myself a sandwich. Wich is exactly what I did. As I stood up to head to the Kitchen, I hit my attack macro button, and headed for my Ham and Cheese sandwich without even looking at my screen. Keep in mind I thought this was going to be an easy kill, so I didnt pop any foods or even turn on my Deulist Stance..


Remember how I said that he was AFK grinding? And how I walked right into the Hut with him? Well, apparently, as soon as my attack macro started...So did HIS! My AFK BH, was sliced to ribbons by HIS AFK Jedi..Imagine my surprise when I come back to my Keyboard, and notice that my BH isnt firing, and has moved to the opposite side of the hut.





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Akaie
Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:43 am
#21

Lmao, wow.....my second jedi encounter (first one was house hiding). He was grinding on dant and I was a noob BH who didn't know the mechanics of my healing with CM4xxx.


We start goin at it when I need to heal.....bacta spray.....well not looking at my radar, a group of voritor lizards behind me aggro'd with that heal.

I was done in no time, all the Jedi had to do was DB.


But he was cool, sent me a tell saying bad luck and wish we coulda fought it out......atleast he wasn't going to run.


Eleutherios
Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:45 am
#22






HeadRoll wrote:






Sundal wrote:

Heh, I thought I was the only one who got the "pvp shakes". Sometimes the anticipation while riding to the mark just overcomes you.





PVP shakes happens to everyone initially. It's your natural body adrenaline kicking in. The anticipation of fighting an actual live opponent. No dumb NPC AI mob will ever do that.







I actually still get them from time to time.



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dentorious
Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:49 am
#23

On my first jedi mission I tracked and found him grinding. I was so excited that I fired the first shots without any food or doc buffs, and forgot to equip my helmet. killed in less than 2 minutes



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Katalisha
Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:52 am
#24

A long time ago, I was involved in a fued with a certain Jedi that stretched across PvP, tells, friends, forums - everything. It was because of him that I first ground out BH in a PvP capacity, having only ever done it for a holo before.


After getting Shgio's template done and spending a week or so learning to use it, I hit the terms, find his mission, suit up and send out my droids. I find him on Yavin, at the labor outpost, food up, send in my bomb droid.... BOOM!! HEADSHOT! he's left with about 30% mind and I start spamming F6, which was my ket for eyeshot.


Except I had left my food and roleplay emotetoolbar up instead of my combat one - and the fight looked something like this:


You tip your hat to him


You tip your hat to him



You tip your hat to him



You tip your hat to him


You tip your hat to him


***** heals himself for <whatever>


You tip your hat to him


You tip your hat to him


You tip your hat to him


***** uses Wrath of Kun on you for <whatever>


You are stunned!


You feel dizzy!


You tip your hat to him


You have been knocked down!


Shgio says; 'omgwtf'


***** uses Lucidity Strike on you for <whatever>


***** uses Lucidity Strike on you for <whatever>


***** uses Lucidity Strike on you for <whatever>


((at this point I realize what's happened and try to hit Ctrl+F1 to switch to my combat pane and start start hitting F1 (stand)- but in the panic I hit Ctrl+F2 instead, my weapons and armor pane, and unequip my pistol))


***** uses Lucidity Strike on you for <whatever>


***** uses Lucidity Strike on you for <whatever>


You have been incapacitated by *****


You were slain by *****


***** tips his hat to you. (Somehow this was the worst part.)


***** says 'lol'


You tell ***** 'Ok I hate you but if you need to post screenies of this on the forums, I deserve that.'




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dentorious
Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:52 am
#25

another time not long ago, I found my mark in the talus starport pvping aginst overt rebs. I let the rebs get him down to about a quarter life, then opened up on him. He incapped, but since him, his buddys, and all the rebs were in one giant knot I could not get the db. I sent trade request to everyone in the huddle before getting the DB timer to start. He got up and healed and I was forced to burst run the heck out of there.



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_Apache
Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:58 am
#26






Katalisha wrote:

A long time ago, I was involved in a fued with a certain Jedi that stretched across PvP, tells, friends, forums - everything. It was because of him that I first ground out BH in a PvP capacity, having only ever done it for a holo before.


After getting Shgio's template done and spending a week or so learning to use it, I hit the terms, find his mission, suit up and send out my droids. I find him on Yavin, at the labor outpost, food up, send in my bomb droid.... BOOM!! HEADSHOT! he's left with about 30% mind and I start spamming F6, which was my ket for eyeshot.


Except I had left my food and roleplay emotetoolbar up instead of my combat one - and the fight looked something like this:


You tip your hat to him


You tip your hat to him



You tip your hat to him



You tip your hat to him


You tip your hat to him


***** heals himself for


You tip your hat to him


You tip your hat to him


You tip your hat to him


***** uses Wrath of Kun on you for


You are stunned!


You feel dizzy!


You tip your hat to him


You have been knocked down!


Shgio says; 'omgwtf'


***** uses Lucidity Strike on you for


***** uses Lucidity Strike on you for


***** uses Lucidity Strike on you for


((at this point I realize what's happened and try to hit Ctrl+F1 to switch to my combat pane and start start hitting F1 (stand)- but in the panic I hit Ctrl+F2 instead, my weapons and armor pane, and unequip my pistol))


***** uses Lucidity Strike on you for


***** uses Lucidity Strike on you for


You have been incapacitated by *****


You were slain by *****


***** tips his hat to you. (Somehow this was the worst part.)


***** says 'lol'


You tell ***** 'Ok I hate you but if you need to post screenies of this on the forums, I deserve that.'







Im sitting in my house all alone drinking a cup of coffee....but as soon as I read this I busted out laughing. Im laughing as I am writing this. That is just too dam funny.



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