Bio Engineer Archive

lol. What do you mean you can't make a rancor yet. GEEEZ! I bet you were also going to tell him that he couldn't control it either. Hehe. I think we all get these from time to time.

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Jakkal_Darkwind wrote:

me "i hope you die, do you want it or not?"

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Funny, brings back the magical "kan u mAke me Rencar" post, we would have little to laugh about without noobs thow. WHat stories would we have about Dath if we didn't have some Dumb *** hammering the enraged rancor lairs or taking pop shots at Nightsister Elders that were just far enough away that they probably wouldn't have bothered the group.

I can say I never sell pets to people live, cause they will drive you NUTS! But in fairness, I know equally as little about some other crafting pofessions. But the BE/ CH combine is enough to kill a man.

I used to try and sell my pets to people instead of "realesing to wild" = death to my pet ***aside*** (like the fluffy is going to live with your great aunt Ruth who owns a huge farm, he will be so happy there.)
and it was an impossible nightmare and they were cheap too, I just wanted them to live, nothing more, but it was always those Noobs that had interest, not enough to know that they couldn't handle, trade, train, tame, command, or feed the thing, but they usually meant well.

Now all my pets go straight to DR. K.

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Gheldayre wrote:

Then there's people asking me to make armour... have no idea where they get that from...

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Ah - that's the old "thinks tissue enchancemenats are just like tapes".

This is usually a prelude to a long explaination of how they need to find a tailor to make the tissues into cloth that can then be made into clothing - and no, BE tissues can't be used in armour, just normal clothes, etc, etc.

Had a customer came in and ordered lvl 69 rancor. i told him all possible stat and he was pleasant with the stat and HAM. I made 13k health with 590 dmg, same stat as regular MR MR MH MH MR recipe as everyone else's.

Next day, he came back.... He took a long look and said, it sucks. (Thinking) IT SUCKS??!! 13K HEALTH, 59 KIN WITH LIGHT ARMOR, AND 590 DMG AND IT SUCKS??!!

I told him that was what he looked for in first place and he dumped it. What the *bleep*??!! I spent 2 hours on Dath looking for mutant rancor and sample them only to have him toss it over. I just wish the customers would keep their own word or pay in advance.

That's funny live flies and bees... that brings up a question for me the #((@#( is that crap for anyway? Why are even able to get it? and more importantly where does the jar come from?

I mean when I was a NOOB back last July I was a novice Artisan, and wanted to make a glass of Spice tea, it took me a week to forage enough materials to make the cup. But to sample bees I am able to pull a jar out of my &$&# and collect them?

They are almost as dumb as mediclorians. Only thing fun about them was that I once put a jar of bees in one of those creature container things (I don't know if you can still make those or not) but a group of guys and I were sitting around a camp fire, when I decided to release these bees... they came out in a big swarm and I yelled holy crap I released the Bees, we all ran off in different directions for our lives, but we were in no real danger...lol

My friend got made cause he went out of range and lost the ability to pick up his camp...lol.

Noob days were so fun.

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GMANHNC wrote:
That's funny live flies and bees... that brings up a question for me the #((@#( is that crap for anyway? Don't think it has any use beyond decorating Why are even able to get it? Think it requires novice scout and more importantly where does the jar come from? Search Lair gives eggs or the useless samples

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