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Thread: Your most commonly recieved questions

MissileToad
Thu Jan 22, 2004 3:47 am
#1

With Master Bio-Engineer tag:
"hey can u make me a kimo?"


With (my fave) Geneticist tag:
"So... what just does a Bio-Engineer do?"



Octavius - Mad Genius, Forgetter of Pants
Gillespie - A Fish of the Farce

- So long, and thanks for all the fish! -
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Castillo
Thu Jan 22, 2004 4:03 am
#2



I stopped wearing my MBE tag (most of my business comes from word of mouth now)...


"Hey can you make me a kimo and have Medium AR 80% kin other res high and 600dmg 14k HAM can you make them CL23 so I can use three at same time how long will it take can you do it in 20 mins I can help what can I do!?!?!?!?"


Yeah, Im exaggerating, but only a little bit.


GFoyle
Thu Jan 22, 2004 6:11 am
#3

Yeah - I hide my MBE tag too (not that it helps much).


I've got some 'stock responses' on macros:


/r "I don't make custom pets, but if you want I can send you the WP for my vendors"


/r "I don't have any in ATM , but can put you on the mailing list foryou when I've made one"


/r "That will cost you 1,000,000 cr. and you'll have to wait2 weeks"





Gully Foyle
All SOE game accounts cancelled - and this time I'm gone for good
blyadchik
Thu Jan 22, 2004 10:00 am
#4

Always, every day, i get :

"Do you have any cats?"

I am 1/1/3/1, so no, i can't make any. but that is all they want from me is cats.

The other day this idiot who will remain nameless was wandering around the imp outpost on Dantooine saying he wanted a pet. I asked him what level he wanted. I showed him the pets i had at that level.

He said "Can I have it?"

I said "yeah, it's (forget price)K"

He says "**edit** you, i have better pets than that now and i get em for free"

I said "Well, I am not running a soup kitchen so if you're not interested, fine, i got the point"

I pray that this juvenile goes rebel so i can use that pet to kill him.



Clem Funkwind
CEO, Funkwind Industries
Rapli Funkwind- CFO, Funkwind Industries
KillerCRS
Thu Jan 22, 2004 10:34 am
#5

Most common question, can you make me a non CH pet that is a moster, high ham and resists?
KillerCRS
Thu Jan 22, 2004 10:39 am
#6

I've never been asked to make a Kimo, though I did make one out of merek harvester and sold it for 150k when some guy saw me with it out and just had to have it.


I always just ask people level and what they want it for, and if it's reasonable that I can do it I tell em e-mail me name, level, stats and I'll get to them when/if I can get it.


Several ahve been very pleased to hear from me a week later with a pet as good or better than they requested.. but I don't run around to make a custom pet. I may make one different from my standard templates, but only as I have time and DNA.



ArkadyRossovich
Thu Jan 22, 2004 10:40 am
#7

these were my 2 favorites before the big patch ( i know you said recently, but im retired):


a) Can you make a cowardly gurreck? AND b) What pet can I use?





Not playing anymore buy my stuff to help newbs.

Ikti
Thu Jan 22, 2004 10:46 am
#8

too many to list..but one that occured the other day..


...."hey I need a pet"


"alright..what is it you are looking for?"


...."blurgg"



"very well..what level creature are you able to tame?"


..."huh?"


"do you have CH skills?"


..."what is CH??


"Creature Handler"


..."I don't think so"


"alright, you will need to use a pet that is CL 10 or lower"


..."**edit** is CL10?"


"that is the 'level' of the creature--CL= creature level"


..."dude, can you get me a pet or not?"


"yes, but I need to know what level pet you can use..and now I do."


..."good- where are you?"


"tatooine, outside mos entha"


..."k- omw"


"whoa..It will take me a day or two. I have a few orders to finish before yours. Check in with me tomorrow night...I should have it then"


..."I need it now"


"I'm sorry, I don't have the right dna to make it now. I need a day or so."


.."this is ridiculous"


"sorry...that's the best I can do"


.."alright, I'll get it tomorrow"


"very good..I'll send word when it is done. It will be aroudn 10-15K"


.."I dont' have that much"


"Im sorry, but I dont' finance pets"


.."give it to me for free"


"/chuckle no can do friend


..."**edit** is your problem?"


" I'm not in the business of giving away pets"


.."you're an **edit**"


"I've been called worse sparky, but this **edit** doesn't give away pets. sorry I cant' help you"


.."dickhead"


"whatever you say chief..."


..."you are pathetic"


"and you are /ignored"


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DataOutlaw
Thu Jan 22, 2004 11:23 am
#9

1) "What is the best nonCH pet you can make"


2) "Can you make me a xxxx with 60% Kinetic?"


3) "Can you make me a CL70 pet with 60% Kinetic and better then 80% Energy, Heat, Electricity, and Acid resists?"


4) Can you make me a Frenzied Graul?

Spazzers
Thu Jan 22, 2004 12:36 pm
#10

I've posted to the galaxy trade forum an ad for my pets stating I charge insane amounts of money for kimos because I hate making them. I don't get asked for them very often anymore.


Number one question I get is, "I don't know much about pets. What is the best pet you can make?" Of course this leads to a long diatribe how BE works and its all dependant on the use of the animal and the owner's needs. The reply is often, "oh okay, I was just wondering." And off they run



Buboopadoo
HOBO Embezzler
A Simple Resource Dealer

A Developer's answer to everything:
"I can't promise to try, but I'll try to try"
Akelan
Thu Jan 22, 2004 2:01 pm
#11

So far it is "How long will it take to make a non-CH pet with 10K HAM?" My stock answer is usually 6 months.

Most of them have decided not to wait, or offered several million to do it today.

I could use the several million...

LLan Farseeker - Farseeker's Muppet Labs
Building the Gnorts of Tomorrobw, Today!
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Spazzers
Thu Jan 22, 2004 3:49 pm
#12

lol



Buboopadoo
HOBO Embezzler
A Simple Resource Dealer

A Developer's answer to everything:
"I can't promise to try, but I'll try to try"
hananoken
Thu Jan 22, 2004 3:58 pm
#13






4) Can you make me a Frenzied Graul?





Except it is usually spelled 'growl'



Colonel Sebca En'wil
Master Bioengineer
Master Smuggler
Imperial Planetologist, Flurry
Exploiting the Galactic Ecosystem since 2003
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