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Jandel-Har
Thu Apr 22, 2004 12:06 am
#209
I am bitter about people who burn jawas underwear before opening bottles of salsa with forks to eat durnis without washing Bantha's Butts to grab groins of woman however it's wise to Ask your Mom if Dad's viagra was tainted goats urine because Mom sorta felt like this might cause uncontrollable swelling in the neighbouring extremities so don't stare at your mother's cupa coffee when barbequing mexican rebels who once launched imperial sausage over Bestine starport at noon with jawa poo-doo smugglers. What would three brackasetts resemble if Vader cooked bile-soaked Jar-Jar in their pre-nerfed hides rotissrie-style on funeral Tuesdays? I jiggle my Tool CD along when gary busey stops brushing nick nolte's pancreas and sips seductively on Carrie Fisher's liver and onions while watching Lando suffocate on Hoth's temporary atmosphere.
What would happen when Han's spleen left the ewok's savage rave and vomited smuggler revamp proposals while fifty developers wisely drank bio-engineered Sarlaac puss from Jabba's
Jandel-Har
Thu Apr 22, 2004 12:27 am
#211
JeffIncredible wrote:
I am bitter about people who burn jawas underwear before opening bottles of salsa with forks to eat durnis without washing Bantha's Butts to grab groins of woman however it's wise to Ask your Mom if Dad's viagra was tainted goats urine because Mom sorta felt like this might cause uncontrollable swelling in the neighbouring extremities so don't stare at your mother's cupa coffee when barbequing mexican rebels who once launched imperial sausage over Bestine starport at noon with jawa poo-doo smugglers. What would three brackasetts resemble if Vader cooked bile-soaked Jar-Jar in their pre-nerfed hides rotissrie-style on funeral Tuesdays? I jiggle my Tool CD along when gary busey stops brushing nick nolte's pancreas and sips seductively on Carrie Fisher's liver and onions while watching Lando suffocate on Hoth's temporary atmosphere.
What would happen when Han's spleen left the ewok's savage rave and vomited smuggler revamp proposals while fifty developers wisely drank bio-engineered Sarlaac puss from Jabba's STD's? Who dropped
bpphantom
Thu Apr 22, 2004 12:35 am
#212
Jandel-Har wrote:
JeffIncredible wrote:
I am bitter about people who burn jawas underwear before opening bottles of salsa with forks to eat durnis without washing Bantha's Butts to grab groins of woman however it's wise to Ask your Mom if Dad's viagra was tainted goats urine because Mom sorta felt like this might cause uncontrollable swelling in the neighbouring extremities so don't stare at your mother's cupa coffee when barbequing mexican rebels who once launched imperial sausage over Bestine starport at noon with jawa poo-doo smugglers. What would three brackasetts resemble if Vader cooked bile-soaked Jar-Jar in their pre-nerfed hides rotissrie-style on funeral Tuesdays? I jiggle my Tool CD along when gary busey stops brushing nick nolte's pancreas and sips seductively on Carrie Fisher's liver and onions while watching Lando suffocate on Hoth's temporary atmosphere.
What would happen when Han's spleen left the ewok's savage rave and vomited smuggler revamp proposals while fifty developers wisely drank bio-engineered Sarlaac puss from Jabba's STD's? Who dropped
Lando's
Ryutek
Thu Apr 22, 2004 6:38 am
#215
I am bitter about people who burn jawas underwear before opening bottles of salsa with forks to eat durnis without washing Bantha's Butts to grab groins of woman however it's wise to Ask your Mom if Dad's viagra was tainted goats urine because Mom sorta felt like this might cause uncontrollable swelling in the neighbouring extremities so don't stare at your mother's cupa coffee when barbequing mexican rebels who once launched imperial sausage over Bestine starport at noon with jawa poo-doo smugglers. What would three brackasetts resemble if Vader cooked bile-soaked Jar-Jar in their pre-nerfed hides rotissrie-style on funeral Tuesdays? I jiggle my Tool CD along when gary busey stops brushing nick nolte's pancreas and sips seductively on Carrie Fisher's liver and onions while watching Lando suffocate on Hoth's temporary atmosphere.
What would happen when Han's spleen left the ewok's savage rave and vomited smuggler revamp proposals while filthy developers wisely drank bio-engineered Sarlaac puss from Jabba's STD's? Who dropped Lando's sisters weave in washer full of Jam and butter? Meanwhile Mara elongated C-3po's Hydrospanner because the poor ewok ate nine frolicking durnis
bpphantom
Thu Apr 22, 2004 7:45 am
#216
Ryutek wrote:
I am bitter about people who burn jawas underwear before opening bottles of salsa with forks to eat durnis without washing Bantha's Butts to grab groins of woman however it's wise to Ask your Mom if Dad's viagra was tainted goats urine because Mom sorta felt like this might cause uncontrollable swelling in the neighbouring extremities so don't stare at your mother's cupa coffee when barbequing mexican rebels who once launched imperial sausage over Bestine starport at noon with jawa poo-doo smugglers. What would three brackasetts resemble if Vader cooked bile-soaked Jar-Jar in their pre-nerfed hides rotissrie-style on funeral Tuesdays? I jiggle my Tool CD along when gary busey stops brushing nick nolte's pancreas and sips seductively on Carrie Fisher's liver and onions while watching Lando suffocate on Hoth's temporary atmosphere.
What would happen when Han's spleen left the ewok's savage rave and vomited smuggler revamp proposals while filthy developers wisely drank bio-engineered Sarlaac puss from Jabba's STD's? Who dropped Lando's sisters weave in washer full of Jam and butter? Meanwhile Mara elongated C-3po's Hydrospanner because the poor ewok ate nine frolicking durnis
girlscout
JeffIncredible
Thu Apr 22, 2004 9:05 am
#218
I am bitter about people who burn jawas underwear before opening bottles of salsa with forks to eat durnis without washing Bantha's Butts to grab groins of woman however it's wise to Ask your Mom if Dad's viagra was tainted goats urine because Mom sorta felt like this might cause uncontrollable swelling in the neighbouring extremities so don't stare at your mother's cupa coffee when barbequing mexican rebels who once launched imperial sausage over Bestine starport at noon with jawa poo-doo smugglers. What would three brackasetts resemble if Vader cooked bile-soaked Jar-Jar in their pre-nerfed hides rotissrie-style on funeral Tuesdays? I jiggle my Tool CD along when gary busey stops brushing nick nolte's pancreas and sips seductively on Carrie Fisher's liver and onions while watching Lando suffocate on Hoth's temporary atmosphere.
What would happen when Han's spleen left the ewok's savage rave and vomited smuggler revamp proposals while filthy developers wisely drank bio-engineered Sarlaac puss from Jabba's STD's? Who dropped Lando's sisters weave in washer full of Jam and butter? Meanwhile Mara elongated C-3po's Hydrospanner because the poor ewok ate nine frolicking durnis girlscout cookies.
LgEnder
Thu Apr 22, 2004 9:34 am
#219
I am bitter about people who burn jawas underwear before opening bottles of salsa with forks to eat durnis without washing Bantha's Butts to grab groins of woman however it's wise to Ask your Mom if Dad's viagra was tainted goats urine because Mom sorta felt like this might cause uncontrollable swelling in the neighbouring extremities so don't stare at your mother's cupa coffee when barbequing mexican rebels who once launched imperial sausage over Bestine starport at noon with jawa poo-doo smugglers. What would three brackasetts resemble if Vader cooked bile-soaked Jar-Jar in their pre-nerfed hides rotissrie-style on funeral Tuesdays? I jiggle my Tool CD along when gary busey stops brushing nick nolte's pancreas and sips seductively on Carrie Fisher's liver and onions while watching Lando suffocate on Hoth's temporary atmosphere.
What would happen when Han's spleen left the ewok's savage rave and vomited smuggler revamp proposals while filthy developers wisely drank bio-engineered Sarlaac puss from Jabba's STD's? Who dropped Lando's sisters weave in washer full of Jam and butter? Meanwhile Mara elongated C-3po's Hydrospanner because the poor ewok ate nine frolicking durnis girlscout cookies. Then
Jandel-Har
Thu Apr 22, 2004 9:53 am
#220
LgEnder wrote:
I am bitter about people who burn jawas underwear before opening bottles of salsa with forks to eat durnis without washing Bantha's Butts to grab groins of woman however it's wise to Ask your Mom if Dad's viagra was tainted goats urine because Mom sorta felt like this might cause uncontrollable swelling in the neighbouring extremities so don't stare at your mother's cupa coffee when barbequing mexican rebels who once launched imperial sausage over Bestine starport at noon with jawa poo-doo smugglers. What would three brackasetts resemble if Vader cooked bile-soaked Jar-Jar in their pre-nerfed hides rotissrie-style on funeral Tuesdays? I jiggle my Tool CD along when gary busey stops brushing nick nolte's pancreas and sips seductively on Carrie Fisher's liver and onions while watching Lando suffocate on Hoth's temporary atmosphere.
What would happen when Han's spleen left the ewok's savage rave and vomited smuggler revamp proposals while filthy developers wisely drank bio-engineered Sarlaac puss from Jabba's STD's? Who dropped Lando's sisters weave in washer full of Jam and butter? Meanwhile Mara elongated C-3po's Hydrospanner because the poor ewok ate nine frolicking durnis girlscout cookies. Then Boba Fett
bpphantom
Thu Apr 22, 2004 10:17 am
#221
pranced
Jandel-Har wrote:
LgEnder wrote:
I am bitter about people who burn jawas underwear before opening bottles of salsa with forks to eat durnis without washing Bantha's Butts to grab groins of woman however it's wise to Ask your Mom if Dad's viagra was tainted goats urine because Mom sorta felt like this might cause uncontrollable swelling in the neighbouring extremities so don't stare at your mother's cupa coffee when barbequing mexican rebels who once launched imperial sausage over Bestine starport at noon with jawa poo-doo smugglers. What would three brackasetts resemble if Vader cooked bile-soaked Jar-Jar in their pre-nerfed hides rotissrie-style on funeral Tuesdays? I jiggle my Tool CD along when gary busey stops brushing nick nolte's pancreas and sips seductively on Carrie Fisher's liver and onions while watching Lando suffocate on Hoth's temporary atmosphere.
What would happen when Han's spleen left the ewok's savage rave and vomited smuggler revamp proposals while filthy developers wisely drank bio-engineered Sarlaac puss from Jabba's STD's? Who dropped Lando's sisters weave in washer full of Jam and butter? Meanwhile Mara elongated C-3po's Hydrospanner because the poor ewok ate nine frolicking durnis girlscout cookies. Then Boba Fett