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WesBelden
Wed Apr 21, 2004 2:56 pm
#196
XiLorith wrote:
Jandel-Har wrote:
Ryutek wrote:
I am bitter about people who burn jawas underwear before opening bottles of salsa with forks to eat durnis without washing Bantha's Butts to grab groins of woman however it's wise to Ask your Mom if Dad's viagra was tainted goats urine because Mom sorta felt like this might cause uncontrollable swelling in the neighbouring extremities so don't stare at your mother's cupa coffee when barbequing mexican rebels who once launched imperial sausage over Bestine starport at noon with jawa poo-doo smugglers. What would three brackasetts resemble if Vader cooked bile-soaked Jar-Jar in their pre-nerfed hides rotissrie-style on funeral Tuesdays? I jiggle my Tool CD along when gary busey stops brushing nick nolte's pancreas and sips seductively on Carrie Fisher's liver and onions while watching Lando suffocate on Hoth's temporary atmosphere.
What would happen when Han's spleen left the ewok's savage rave and vomited smuggler revamp proposals while filthy developers wisely drank bio-engineered Sarlaac puss from Jabba's STD's? Who dropped Lando's sisters weave in washer full of Jam and butter? Meanwhile Mara elongated
Ryutek
Wed Apr 21, 2004 3:03 pm
#199
ROFL, thinking along similar lines 
- How about this:
I am bitter about people who burn jawas underwear before opening bottles of salsa with forks to eat durnis without washing Bantha's Butts to grab groins of woman however it's wise to Ask your Mom if Dad's viagra was tainted goats urine because Mom sorta felt like this might cause uncontrollable swelling in the neighbouring extremities so don't stare at your mother's cupa coffee when barbequing mexican rebels who once launched imperial sausage over Bestine starport at noon with jawa poo-doo smugglers. What would three brackasetts resemble if Vader cooked bile-soaked Jar-Jar in their pre-nerfed hides rotissrie-style on funeral Tuesdays? I jiggle my Tool CD along when gary busey stops brushing nick nolte's pancreas and sips seductively on Carrie Fisher's liver and onions while watching Lando suffocate on Hoth's temporary atmosphere.
What would happen when Han's spleen left the ewok's savage rave and vomited smuggler revamp proposals while filthy developers wisely drank bio-engineered Sarlaac puss from Jabba's STD's? Who dropped Lando's sisters weave in washer full of Jam and butter? Meanwhile Mara elongated C-3po's and R2-D2's
EDIT: Going to need an Official vote on this one though 
Message Edited by Ryutek on 04-21-2004 06:03 PM
Jandel-Har
Wed Apr 21, 2004 3:08 pm
#200
I am bitter about people who burn jawas underwear before opening bottles of salsa with forks to eat durnis without washing Bantha's Butts to grab groins of woman however it's wise to Ask your Mom if Dad's viagra was tainted goats urine because Mom sorta felt like this might cause uncontrollable swelling in the neighbouring extremities so don't stare at your mother's cupa coffee when barbequing mexican rebels who once launched imperial sausage over Bestine starport at noon with jawa poo-doo smugglers. What would three brackasetts resemble if Vader cooked bile-soaked Jar-Jar in their pre-nerfed hides rotissrie-style on funeral Tuesdays? I jiggle my Tool CD along when gary busey stops brushing nick nolte's pancreas and sips seductively on Carrie Fisher's liver and onions while watching Lando suffocate on Hoth's temporary atmosphere.
What would happen when Han's spleen left the ewok's savage rave and vomited smuggler revamp proposals while filthy developers wisely drank bio-engineered Sarlaac puss from Jabba's STD's? Who dropped Lando's sisters weave in washer full of Jam and butter? Meanwhile Mara elongated C-3po's Hydrospanner
Hows that?
Jandel-Har
Wed Apr 21, 2004 3:16 pm
#202
I am bitter about people who burn jawas underwear before opening bottles of salsa with forks to eat durnis without washing Bantha's Butts to grab groins of woman however it's wise to Ask your Mom if Dad's viagra was tainted goats urine because Mom sorta felt like this might cause uncontrollable swelling in the neighbouring extremities so don't stare at your mother's cupa coffee when barbequing mexican rebels who once launched imperial sausage over Bestine starport at noon with jawa poo-doo smugglers. What would three brackasetts resemble if Vader cooked bile-soaked Jar-Jar in their pre-nerfed hides rotissrie-style on funeral Tuesdays? I jiggle my Tool CD along when gary busey stops brushing nick nolte's pancreas and sips seductively on Carrie Fisher's liver and onions while watching Lando suffocate on Hoth's temporary atmosphere.
What would happen when Han's spleen left the ewok's savage rave and vomited smuggler revamp proposals while filthy developers wisely drank bio-engineered Sarlaac puss from Jabba's STD's? Who dropped Lando's sisters weave in washer full of Jam and butter? Meanwhile Mara elongated C-3po's Hydrospanner because the
Message Edited by Jandel-Har on 04-21-2004 03:16 PM
Finbar_Azulos
Wed Apr 21, 2004 4:01 pm
#203
I am bitter about people who burn jawas underwear before opening bottles of salsa with forks to eat durnis without washing Bantha's Butts to grab groins of woman however it's wise to Ask your Mom if Dad's viagra was tainted goats urine because Mom sorta felt like this might cause uncontrollable swelling in the neighbouring extremities so don't stare at your mother's cupa coffee when barbequing mexican rebels who once launched imperial sausage over Bestine starport at noon with jawa poo-doo smugglers. What would three brackasetts resemble if Vader cooked bile-soaked Jar-Jar in their pre-nerfed hides rotissrie-style on funeral Tuesdays? I jiggle my Tool CD along when gary busey stops brushing nick nolte's pancreas and sips seductively on Carrie Fisher's liver and onions while watching Lando suffocate on Hoth's temporary atmosphere.
What would happen when Han's spleen left the ewok's savage rave and vomited smuggler revamp proposals while filthy developers wisely drank bio-engineered Sarlaac puss from Jabba's STD's? Who dropped Lando's sisters weave in washer full of Jam and butter? Meanwhile Mara elongated C-3po's Hydrospanner because the poor
Message Edited by Finbar_Azulos on 04-21-2004 04:02 PM
WesBelden
Wed Apr 21, 2004 4:11 pm
#204
I am bitter about people who burn jawas underwear before opening bottles of salsa with forks to eat durnis without washing Bantha's Butts to grab groins of woman however it's wise to Ask your Mom if Dad's viagra was tainted goats urine because Mom sorta felt like this might cause uncontrollable swelling in the neighbouring extremities so don't stare at your mother's cupa coffee when barbequing mexican rebels who once launched imperial sausage over Bestine starport at noon with jawa poo-doo smugglers. What would three brackasetts resemble if Vader cooked bile-soaked Jar-Jar in their pre-nerfed hides rotissrie-style on funeral Tuesdays? I jiggle my Tool CD along when gary busey stops brushing nick nolte's pancreas and sips seductively on Carrie Fisher's liver and onions while watching Lando suffocate on Hoth's temporary atmosphere.
What would happen when Han's spleen left the ewok's savage rave and vomited smuggler revamp proposals while filthy developers wisely drank bio-engineered Sarlaac puss from Jabba's STD's? Who dropped Lando's sisters weave in washer full of Jam and butter? Meanwhile Mara elongated C-3po's Hydrospanner because the poor ewok
xendro
Wed Apr 21, 2004 9:45 pm
#205
I am bitter about people who burn jawas underwear before opening bottles of salsa with forks to eat durnis without washing Bantha's Butts to grab groins of woman however it's wise to Ask your Mom if Dad's viagra was tainted goats urine because Mom sorta felt like this might cause uncontrollable swelling in the neighbouring extremities so don't stare at your mother's cupa coffee when barbequing mexican rebels who once launched imperial sausage over Bestine starport at noon with jawa poo-doo smugglers. What would three brackasetts resemble if Vader cooked bile-soaked Jar-Jar in their pre-nerfed hides rotissrie-style on funeral Tuesdays? I jiggle my Tool CD along when gary busey stops brushing nick nolte's pancreas and sips seductively on Carrie Fisher's liver and onions while watching Lando suffocate on Hoth's temporary atmosphere.
What would happen when Han's spleen left the ewok's savage rave and vomited smuggler revamp proposals while filthy developers wisely drank bio-engineered Sarlaac puss from Jabba's STD's? Who dropped Lando's sisters weave in washer full of Jam and butter? Meanwhile Mara elongated C-3po's Hydrospanner because the poor ewok ate
Jandel-Har
Thu Apr 22, 2004 12:03 am
#206
I am bitter about people who burn jawas underwear before opening bottles of salsa with forks to eat durnis without washing Bantha's Butts to grab groins of woman however it's wise to Ask your Mom if Dad's viagra was tainted goats urine because Mom sorta felt like this might cause uncontrollable swelling in the neighbouring extremities so don't stare at your mother's cupa coffee when barbequing mexican rebels who once launched imperial sausage over Bestine starport at noon with jawa poo-doo smugglers. What would three brackasetts resemble if Vader cooked bile-soaked Jar-Jar in their pre-nerfed hides rotissrie-style on funeral Tuesdays? I jiggle my Tool CD along when gary busey stops brushing nick nolte's pancreas and sips seductively on Carrie Fisher's liver and onions while watching Lando suffocate on Hoth's temporary atmosphere.
What would happen when Han's spleen left the ewok's savage rave and vomited smuggler revamp proposals while fifty developers wisely drank bio-engineered Sarlaac puss
bpphantom
Thu Apr 22, 2004 12:04 am
#207
Jandel-Har wrote:
I am bitter about people who burn jawas underwear before opening bottles of salsa with forks to eat durnis without washing Bantha's Butts to grab groins of woman however it's wise to Ask your Mom if Dad's viagra was tainted goats urine because Mom sorta felt like this might cause uncontrollable swelling in the neighbouring extremities so don't stare at your mother's cupa coffee when barbequing mexican rebels who once launched imperial sausage over Bestine starport at noon with jawa poo-doo smugglers. What would three brackasetts resemble if Vader cooked bile-soaked Jar-Jar in their pre-nerfed hides rotissrie-style on funeral Tuesdays? I jiggle my Tool CD along when gary busey stops brushing nick nolte's pancreas and sips seductively on Carrie Fisher's liver and onions while watching Lando suffocate on Hoth's temporary atmosphere.
What would happen when Han's spleen left the ewok's savage rave and vomited smuggler revamp proposals while fifty developers wisely drank bio-engineered Sarlaac puss
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Ryutek
Thu Apr 22, 2004 12:06 am
#208
I am bitter about people who burn jawas underwear before opening bottles of salsa with forks to eat durnis without washing Bantha's Butts to grab groins of woman however it's wise to Ask your Mom if Dad's viagra was tainted goats urine because Mom sorta felt like this might cause uncontrollable swelling in the neighbouring extremities so don't stare at your mother's cupa coffee when barbequing mexican rebels who once launched imperial sausage over Bestine starport at noon with jawa poo-doo smugglers. What would three brackasetts resemble if Vader cooked bile-soaked Jar-Jar in their pre-nerfed hides rotissrie-style on funeral Tuesdays? I jiggle my Tool CD along when gary busey stops brushing nick nolte's pancreas and sips seductively on Carrie Fisher's liver and onions while watching Lando suffocate on Hoth's temporary atmosphere.
What would happen when Han's spleen left the ewok's savage rave and vomited smuggler revamp proposals while fifty developers wisely drank bio-engineered Sarlaac puss from