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Thread: There is no U in ARMOR
Griokl wrote:
lol
dont let this post die
AmonRah wrote:
Kelloch wrote: Is this still going on? I'd thought we'd ignore this guy by now.
You have to be kidding? No way, anyone who has enough guts to cause a ruckas, no one will let die. You love it. That is why you had to post this statement. I might have trickled out of sight. But you had to post to keep it alive so people can see what you say to be accepted. I don't care about people acceptence I wanted reactions I am still getting them.Do I care if anyone here likes me, care for me, thinks about me, wants me to be friends? No. Its all made up. It is more funny for people like me who like to irrate the smartest people in the world the English (omglolkkthxbye). People don't have to like you cause you like other people.A few questions. Do think about me when your at work cause I made you upset? Do you think about posting to this thread while your not looking at it? Did anyone talk about me outside the game to friends and family and co-workers cause I made you upset? I sure hope so. Please keep posting the comments to me I am loving it. I never thought this many wankers (your words) would give a crap about the way they spell like I have some power to change it.
/retard voice: english was made in England dumbass.History lesson: The United states defeated you in war to gain our independence. Because what we believed was that you were all wrong./run the red coats are coming oh no!
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.
Plato (427 BC - 347 BC)
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do.
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I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
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Circe' Pojia Troll: "There is no U in Armor!!!"
Forum: "Well spotted! However, there is a U in Armour"
Troll: "You can't write armour dumbazz! Get a diccito...ditcit...get a book that shows how words are written and look it up!!!!!"
Forum: (provides clicky to online dictionary) "Here, look it up yourself. I assure you, it is quite common in UK and Canada"
Troll: "uhm....errr....I knew that! Yeah, that's right, I knew that. I am just messing with you and you fell for it! Hahaha, I am so l33t!"
Forum: "If you say so..."
Troll: "You just watch yourself, or we are coming to get you British wannkrs. Haha, see!!!I learned a new word!! We beat you in the War of Indepten...Inepitud...the war we beat you in!!!"
Forum: "You are right! You did win the War of Independence, it was quite fortunate that you had France to provide you with troops, weapons, moneyand supplies. Those are the same people that gave you the Statue of Liberty by the way, must be nice to have such good friendsabroad. I can see that you must be good at making friends..."
Thula wrote:Troll: "There is no U in Armor!!!"
Forum: "Well spotted! However, there is a U in Armour"
Troll: "You can't write armour dumbazz! Get a diccito...ditcit...get a book that shows how words are written and look it up!!!!!"
Forum: (provides clicky to online dictionary) "Here, look it up yourself. I assure you, it is quite common in UK and Canada"
Troll: "uhm....errr....I knew that! Yeah, that's right, I knew that. I am just messing with you and you fell for it! Hahaha, I am so l33t!"
Forum: "If you say so..."
Troll: "You just watch yourself, or we are coming to get you British wannkrs. Haha, see!!! I learned a new word!! We beat you in the War of Indepten...Inepitud...the war we beat you in!!!"
Forum: "You are right! You did win the War of Independence, it was quite fortunate that you had France to provide you with troops, weapons, money and supplies. Those are the same people that gave you the Statue of Liberty by the way, must be nice to have such good friends abroad. I can see that you must be good at making friends..."
Troll: "Hahaha!! You all fell for my cunning plan! I was going to make a post......and get you reply to it!!! Haha, looooserz. I win in SWG!!!!"Forum: (stunned silence)....(snickering)....(faint attempt at holding back)....(all out rofl).Forum: "Well done kiddo, you got us all fooled....Now go back and troll the Jedi forums with your 'friends' will you?".(ok, I must admit he did not write "cunning". That is a very British word, I am not sure he even know what it means. He could always look it up though...Other than that I feel it is a fairly accurate summary of the last 3 pages)
LOL.
as soon as you said 'cunning' I got this picture of him, a modern day Baldrick hunched over a PC.
the other one must have been blackadder, his intelectual comment over the iraq war was perfectly in character.
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Message Edited by Andymantium on 05-20-2005 09:25 AM
Thula wrote:
Troll: "There is no U in Armor!!!"
Forum: "Well spotted! However, there is a U in Armour"
Troll: "You can't write armour dumbazz! Get a diccito...ditcit...get a book that shows how words are written and look it up!!!!!"
Forum: (provides clicky to online dictionary) "Here, look it up yourself. I assure you, it is quite common in UK and Canada"
Troll: "uhm....errr....I knew that! Yeah, that's right, I knew that. I am just messing with you and you fell for it! Hahaha, I am so l33t!"
Forum: "If you say so..."
Troll: "You just watch yourself, or we are coming to get you British wannkrs. Haha, see!!!I learned a new word!! We beat you in the War of Indepten...Inepitud...the war we beat you in!!!"
Forum: "You are right! You did win the War of Independence, it was quite fortunate that you had France to provide you with troops, weapons, moneyand supplies. Those are the same people that gave you the Statue of Liberty by the way, must be nice to have such good friendsabroad. I can see that you must be good at making friends..."
Troll: "Hahaha!! You all fell for my cunning plan! I was going to make a post......andget you reply to it!!! Haha, looooserz. I win in SWG!!!!"
Forum: (stunned silence)....(snickering)....(faint attempt at holding back)....(all out rofl).
Forum: "Well done kiddo, you got us all fooled....Now go back and troll the Jedi forums with your 'friends' will you?".
(ok, I must admit he did not write "cunning". That is a very British word,I am not sure he even know what it means. He could always look it up though...Other than that I feel it is a fairly accurate summary of the last 3 pages)
Lol, what an amusing thread
excellent synopsys Thula - spot on. TO: The Citizens of the United States of America
RE: Revocation of your Independence
In the light of your failure to elect a proper President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchial duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy.
Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable Tony Blair, MP for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections.
Congress and the Senate will be disbanded.
A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
1. You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up "aluminium". Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. The letter 'U'will be reinstated in words such as 'favour' and 'neighbour', skipping the letter 'U' is nothing more than laziness on your part.
Likewise,you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters.
You will end your love affair with the letter 'Z'(pronounced 'zed' not 'zee') and the suffix "ize" will be replaced by the suffix "ise". You will learn that the suffix 'burgh is pronounced 'burra' e.g. Edinburgh.
You are welcome to respell Pittsburgh as 'Pittsberg' if you can't cope with correct pronunciation. Generally, you should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up "vocabulary". Using the same twenty seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. Look up "interspersed".
There will be no more 'bleeps' in the Jerry Springer show. If you're not old enough to cope with bad language then you shouldn't have chat shows. When you learn to develop your vocabulary then you won't have to use bad language as often.
2. There is no such thing as "US English". We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of "-ize".
3. You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents. It really isn't that hard. English accents are not limited to Cockney, upper-class twit or Mancunian (Daphne in Frasier).
You will also have to learn how to understand regional accents? Scottish dramas such as "Taggart" will no longer be broadcast with subtitles. While we're talking about regions, you must learn that there is no such place as Devonshire in England. The name of the county is "Devon". If you persist in calling it Devonshire, all American States will become "shires" e.g. Texasshire, Floridashire, Louisianashire.
4. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the good guys. Hollywood will be required to cast English actors to play English characters.
British sit-coms such as "Men Behaving Badly" or "Red Dwarf" will not be re-cast and watered down for a wishy-washy American audience who can't cope with the humour of occasional political incorrectness.
5. You should relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The Queen", but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want you to get confused and give up half way through.
6. You should stop playing American "football". There is only one kind of football. What you refer to as American "football" is not a very good game. The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays "American" football. You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football.
Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full Kevlar body armour like nancies). We are hoping to get together at least a US rugby sevens side by 2005.
You should stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the 'World Series' for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.15% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. Instead of baseball, you will be allowed to play a girls' game called "rounders" which is baseball without fancy team strip, oversized gloves, collector cards or hotdogs.
7. You should declare war on Quebec and France, using nuclear weapons if they give you any merde. The 97.85% of you who were not aware that there is a world outside your borders should count yourselves lucky. The Russians have never been the bad guys. "Merde" is French for "$hit".
You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous in public than a vegetable peeler. Because we don't believe you are sensible enough to handle potentially dangerous items, you will require a permit if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
8. July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 2nd will be a new national holiday, but only in England. It will be called "Indecisive Day".
9. All American cars are hereby banned. They are cr*p and it is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean. All road intersections will be replaced with roundabouts. You will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.
10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips. Fries aren't even French; they are Belgian though 97.85% of you (including the guy who discovered fries while in Europe) are not aware of a country called Belgium.
Those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called "crisps". Real chips are thick cut and fried in animal fat. The traditional accompaniment to chips is beer which should be served warm and flat. Waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers.
11. As a sign of penance 5 grams of sea salt per cup will be added to all tea made within the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, this quantity to be doubled for tea made within the city of Boston itself.
12. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all, it is lager. From November 1st only proper British Bitter will be referred to as "beer", and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as "Lager".
The substances formerly known as "American Beer" will henceforth be referred to as "Near-Frozen Knat's Urine", with the exception of the product of the American Budweiser company whose product will be referred to as "Weak Near-Frozen Knat's Urine". This will allow true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in Pilsen, Czech Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion.
13. From December 1st the UK will harmonise petrol (or "Gasoline" as you will be permitted to keep calling it until April 1st 2005) prices with the former USA. The UK will harmonise its prices to those of the former USA and the Former USA will, in return, adopt UK petrol prices (roughly $6/US gallon - get used to it).
14. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun.
15. Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy.
16. Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776).
Thank you for your cooperation
Rt Hon David Blunkett
Home Secretary
ArcanaD wrote:
TO: The Citizens of the United States of America
RE: Revocation of your Independence
In the light of your failure to elect a proper President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today...
....Thank you for your cooperationRt Hon David Blunkett
Home Secretary
Fo shizzle!
(You can take the official meaning away from July 4th, if you like. I'm still gonna blow the hell out of something anyway.
)
AmonRah wrote:
just real quick....can someone please point out ingame where it is spelled "Armour"? So if there is no where ingame or in AMERICAN DICTIONARY I guess he was somewhat right. Be it that no other country created the game and what not. However you may spell things....LOL whoever let reflip piss them off it is funny cause he told me watch me piss off the armorsmith forums. So here we go. Get'em internet thugs, UNITE!And if you don't take us serisously i mean just look to Iraq. I mean what it took 30 days to blow them to piss. Fo shizzle my nizzle. Maybe that is why we so cocky here.
Wow, I'm an American and both you and Reflip are complete morons. You both act like you are around 12 or 13 years old to boot. Immature + moron = complete retard that needs to shutup before further proof of your stupidity comes from your mouth.
Little history lesson, tard, since your junior high didn't get around to it: The American colonies were primarily settled by.....maybe you can guess....the British! Guess what the British spoke? Hmmm...drumroll please....English! Wow! Guess what you are speaking now? Can you stretch your mind that far? English! A certainly different form of the original, but yup, because of the fact you are writing your nonsense on these boards, you have only the British to thank for that.
Just because you spell it differently from the original form doesn't make it right.
Thinking so just makes you ignorant. Ignorant doens't = correct. It just makes you ignorant.30 days to blow Iraq up, eh? We invaded on 3/19/03. To date, we've had 12,350 wounded and 5248 deaths. Yea. We are really KICKING BUTT!! Listen kid, get a grip. You are a total fool.
pykescylla wrote:
Spellings like armour, colour, theatre, and aluminium are all British. Perfectly correct in the UK and hopefully acceptable elsewhere.
Up here in Canada we use the traditional English as well.
I though it was similar to Australians having fencing, roofing etc called colour-bond steel, the Americans had "al-oo-mi-num".
They aren't confusing Aluminium with aloominum are they?