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-Firestar-

Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:50 pm

would probably still do the same thing. Guys would drool over the hawt female twillek anyways.

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MastaDrapheus

Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:17 pm

#1835

-Firestar- wrote:

As for the people with significant others....... Do your wives really get jealous over NPCs?

Not as much as the scantily clad twi'lek dancing in the cantina.

/rolleyes

I mean, come on lol.

------Drapheus - Master Smuggler, Master Pistoleer, CM 4xxx, Master Grouch, Imperial Colonel - "Accommodating your fight to be rich and evil"------
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BD1014

Thu Jul 21, 2005 6:36 am

#1836

Something odd happened to me yesterday, was standing in Mos Eisley Starport when I get a system message saying "So-and-so (not his real name) has challenged you to a duel" I look over and there's a level 3 newby staring back at me with "Duel me!" over his head.

I shrug, accept, and adv legshot him. Down he goes, I end the duel.

He get's up says "Wow, shortest duel of my life!"

I say "Here's a hint. Don't pick fights with people 77 levels higher than you. Here's your concilation prize."

I give him a crate of Booster Blue.

Next thing I know he's going to another lvl 3 character and challenging him...up on his Ham bar I see that he's already taken a hit.....ah...another spice junkie is born.

Na'tal'ie Kiel Master Smuggler/Master Commando/RSF Ace

AnyaSilverblade

Thu Jul 21, 2005 6:43 am

#1837

I was playin yesterday And A guy in the same party I was in asked me if I was a Smuggler....(I had my rogue Title showin)...I said Ummm yea...Then he goes off sayin..YEA A SMUGGLER CAN YALL BEILIVE THIS!!!....Then he asked..Can you slice my Rifel...(He was a Master BH)...I said yea...But to get tier 4 I need a Trigger assembly....Then he asked me...IIf I got one can you Smuggle it..(And yes he asked if I could SMUGGLE it)....I said No..I have to have it in order for me to SLICE it.....He said....Ohh..Thats right..And gave me his gun and Trigger...I sliced it..And gave it back..And he was very happy...I told him I was a master smuggler and Im glad I made him happy with his gun...Then like 10 Min down the road...He actually Asked me....Hey man..Can you "Smuggle" Locked containers....I was like...Man...Im a master Smuggler...Please dont Insult me....LOL

GlixxAxelgear (Bria Shard) Master Crowd Control MPikeman/MSmuggler

Jaguarrr

Thu Jul 21, 2005 6:57 am

#1838

If people ask me to "smuggle" their weapons, armour or faction points, when they in fact mean slicing and delegating and continue saying smuggling.

IT MAKES ME SO FARKING ANGRY! ITS INSULTING! DESTROY! BLOOD! GORE! KILL! TEAR THEIR GUTS OUT! BLOOD! DEATH!

JAG SMISH!

/pant

ok... better now...

We couldn't play SWG without Tiggs. Now we can =)

AngusMacGregor

Thu Jul 21, 2005 6:59 am

#1839

Just tell them "Sure, I'll Smuggle it for you."

Then take their items and walk around a bit.

After a minute or so, tell them "Darn, I was caught Smuggling, and the items were confiscated! Sorry, bud!"

"C O L O N E L A N G U S" M A C G R E G O R

DEAD SMUGGLER - KILLED BY LACK OF CONTENT AND COMMUNICATION

I am Jack's ignored profession.

My account payment has been moved to a long term implementation.

AnyaSilverblade

Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:00 am

#1840

Yea thats what I was thinkin...Has anyone out there been asked If they owned a Falcon Ship..LMAO...I have...When I told a new I was a smuggler...He asked if I have a Milenium Falcon...hahaha!!

GlixxAxelgear (Bria Shard) Master Crowd Control MPikeman/MSmuggler

Saarek

Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:16 am

#1841

I had a "Millenium Flacon" once... I lost to some rich nerf herder who owned a Cloud city in a game of sabaac... who in turn lost it to some scoundrel named Hank Solar or something to that effect...

If I ever find that Hank Solar... I'm gonna get my ship back on e way or another...

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Aendracon

Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:22 am

#1842

Saarek wrote:

I had a "Millenium Flacon" once... I lost to some rich nerf herder who owned a Cloud city in a game of sabaac... who in turn lost it to some scoundrel named Hank Solar or something to that effect...

If I ever find that Hank Solar... I'm gonna get my ship back on e way or another...

Bad news for yer, bro. Someone ripped the sensor dish off.

Ryian Coron - Elder Smuggler

"do not assume your customers are morons. odds are they know a lot more about the situation than you do because they live with it every day. listen to them, actually listen, and take what they say into account. you might save some money, morons."

- Fernas

Saarek

Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:24 am

#1843

Aendracon wrote:

Saarek wrote:

I had a "Millenium Flacon" once... I lost to some rich nerf herder who owned a Cloud city in a game of sabaac... who in turn lost it to some scoundrel named Hank Solar or something to that effect...

If I ever find that Hank Solar... I'm gonna get my ship back on e way or another...

Bad news for yer, bro. Someone ripped the sensor dish off.

/tear;

When I find that mother fu... *sob* I'm gonna rip him a new poop shoo... *sob* My poor baby...

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"The Hawtness is my ally, and a powerful ally it is." RIP SAAREK CARVATHOS :: AUG 4, 2005
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S A A R E K "SIR WANKSALOT" C A R V A T H O S _Starsider. && _Corbantis.
M A S T E R S C O U N D R E L I AM JACK'S IGNORED PROFESSION
C O A L I T I O N O F T H E L O S T S M U G G L E R S .

Jaguarrr

Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:29 am

#1844

Saarek wrote:

Aendracon wrote:

Saarek wrote:

I had a "Millenium Flacon" once... I lost to some rich nerf herder who owned a Cloud city in a game of sabaac... who in turn lost it to some scoundrel named Hank Solar or something to that effect...

If I ever find that Hank Solar... I'm gonna get my ship back on e way or another...

Bad news for yer, bro. Someone ripped the sensor dish off.

/tear;

When I find that mother fu... *sob* I'm gonna rip him a new poop shoo... *sob* My poor baby...

Solar... Solar... didn't I see someone with that name around here...?

We couldn't play SWG without Tiggs. Now we can =)

MastaDrapheus

Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:41 am

#1845

Jaguarrr wrote:

Solar... Solar... didn't I see someone with that name around here...?

I think he's getting hitched with someone named Laura....that's a start

------Drapheus - Master Smuggler, Master Pistoleer, CM 4xxx, Master Grouch, Imperial Colonel - "Accommodating your fight to be rich and evil"------
- I support the CU and am grateful that we have a game that continues to evolve rather than stagnate. Join the positive voices!
Arrrg, there's a steering wheel in my pants, and it's drivin' me nuts!
Chasing bootie and azzcappn' since Sept. '03

NerotheHurricane

Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:28 pm

#1846

MastaDrapheus wrote:

Jaguarrr wrote:

Solar... Solar... didn't I see someone with that name around here...?

I think he's getting hitched with someone named Laura....that's a start

Yeah, I met that guy once. Hangs around with a walking carpet named... um... Huey? Dewey?

/chug beer
Louie! It was Louie!

I'm pretty sure it was Louie...

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