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Thread: A chuckle for the smuggler
MastaDrapheus
Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:24 am
#1821
hmm, no...I will correct myself.
Beer and pie fuels the mind better for hawt chick summonation and seduction.
I've just had my fill of both already today, and I didn't want to think about em. 
*burp*
Jedi_Snake
Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:27 pm
#1822
hunting group :
Me : I need smuggler teaching please !
Guy 1 : You NOOB we are all riflemans !
Guy 2 : Smuggler ?
/disband
Message Edited by Jedi_Snake on 07-14-2005 03:28 PM
ner0sputnik
Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:47 pm
#1823
Jedi_Snake wrote:
hunting group :
Me : I need smuggler teaching please !
Guy 1 : You NOOB we are all riflemans !
Guy 2 : Smuggler ?
/disband
Message Edited by Jedi_Snake on 07-14-2005 03:28 PM
This is usually followed by:
Guy 2: You mean we can smuggle in this game?!
Me: I never said that. I just said I'm a smuggler.
Guy 2: /confused
Me: You're confused!?
NibblerJr
Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:06 pm
#1824
I just remembered a little incident from a few weeks ago.
I was hanging around theed, bored to tears. So I see some Rebel, I /duel him.
He was AFK, so I wait around. Then I decide to just leave. As soon as I leave he says "ok, I'll duel you. no db or db." And, these days I only duel for DB, so that's my response.
We go out to the fountain and duel. He's lightly buffed and armored, I'm not. I beat him and then incap him. I /kowtow him and walk off.
A few seconds later I get a tell from the guy:
Him: "why are you messing with ftw"
Me: "Uhh...I killed you. Deal with it."
Him: "omg your gonna regret it."
Me: "Whatever dude, I killed you. Grow up and stop complaining."
Him: "i hate you stg guys u camp spawns and called my friends a**holes"
Me: "Um. That never happened. Ever."
Him: "yes it did right at start of cu."
Me: "No. No, it didn't."
So he sends me hate tells, and I'm sick of it. I just respond with smileys.
smileys.About 30 minutes later, I'm at dantooine mining outpost with my friends. I get a tell, from a different guy...
Him: "whyd you go messin with ftw, you shouldnt have."
Me: "....? What?"
Me: "Oh...right. That one guy I killed earlier. Look, all I did was kill him in a duel. We agreed to DB. Get_Over_It."
Him: "were coming after your guild now"
/addignore
Sheesh. What is up with this -_-
ItemCreator
Tue Jul 19, 2005 4:26 am
#1825
My wookiee, smuggler, IRLboyfriend has been exploiting that command for a few years now
DARTHBAYLOR wrote:
(Added to patch 20 notes)
l Added /summonhawttwilekchick command to smugglers,
Jaguarrr
Tue Jul 19, 2005 4:31 am
#1826
ItemCreator wrote:
My wookiee, smuggler, IRLboyfriend has been exploiting that command for a few years now
DARTHBAYLOR wrote:
(Added to patch 20 notes)
l Added /summonhawttwilekchick command to smugglers,
I still wonder what it does for the female smugglers... is it their personal clone command? Hmm... the Veela Twins... *dazes off into dreamland*
Nicolas_Frost
Wed Jul 20, 2005 1:44 am
#1827
I guess that makes me the odd man out, I want to know the woman behind the character, before I start to drool. 
-Firestar-
Wed Jul 20, 2005 1:47 am
#1828
Lol. From what I've just experienced last week, you're the first.
Although, I'd like to add the the publish 20 notes,
/maketargetfanmewithpalmfronds
Target usually being your hawt chick 'course.
Message Edited by -Firestar- on 07-20-2005 01:50 AM
SmugglerPie
Wed Jul 20, 2005 3:40 am
#1829
Nicolas_Frost wrote:
I want to know the woman behind the character, before I start to drool.
And I want to make sure my wife is out of the room before I do. She's a jealous woman.
Saarek
Wed Jul 20, 2005 7:23 am
#1830
Nicolas_Frost wrote:
I guess that makes me the odd man out, I want to know the woman behind the character, before I start to drool.
Amen.
/swoon Veela;
sas-quatch
Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:08 am
#1831
well its not about smuggling*cough* but here i got a nice lil story.
late last night im doing a village run for some bonus FS skills. and i get a /tell from a guy about joining my guild.
we talk for a bit about this and that. things REF does and what not.
then he asked about becoming jedi. so through a legnthy seies of /tells i give him the lowdown.
after all is said and done he states the folloing**note: not accttauly HOW he stated but close enough**
guy: wait. i have to grind for 3-4 months to become padawan? then grind EVEN longer to level my Jedi?
me: yea pretty much
guy: wow. youve offically scared me away from this game. you want my 3mill and all my stuff?
me: NNOOOO i didnt want to scare you off.
guy: thats ok i dont want to wait 3-4 months to be jedi
so we go to Dant MO and thru trades and deletes i end up with an ADK, a series of older vet rewards.....some nice weapons and 3.3 mil credits.
and after all the trading is done he says to me...
guy: thanks you saved me from buying the expansions. ill find someting more fun to go play.
/chukle
/shrug
ah well. thanks for the stuff man i was wanting an ADK anyhowlol
late last night im doing a village run for some bonus FS skills. and i get a /tell from a guy about joining my guild.
we talk for a bit about this and that. things REF does and what not.
then he asked about becoming jedi. so through a legnthy seies of /tells i give him the lowdown.
after all is said and done he states the folloing**note: not accttauly HOW he stated but close enough**
guy: wait. i have to grind for 3-4 months to become padawan? then grind EVEN longer to level my Jedi?
me: yea pretty much
guy: wow. youve offically scared me away from this game. you want my 3mill and all my stuff?
me: NNOOOO i didnt want to scare you off.
guy: thats ok i dont want to wait 3-4 months to be jedi
so we go to Dant MO and thru trades and deletes i end up with an ADK, a series of older vet rewards.....some nice weapons and 3.3 mil credits.
and after all the trading is done he says to me...
guy: thanks you saved me from buying the expansions. ill find someting more fun to go play.
/chukle
/shrug
ah well. thanks for the stuff man i was wanting an ADK anyhowlol
slave138
Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:26 am
#1832
Glad to see the grind deterred at least one more from becoming one with the glowstick horde...
-Firestar-
Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:40 am
#1833
Indeed indeed. One less sheep. And some good loot to boot. Well done.
As for the people with significant others....... Do your wives really get jealous over NPCs?