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Thread: A chuckle for the smuggler
Coool! hehehe
LaughingWolf wrote:
rflmao you mean opposite faction recruiter actually incap you if they hear you say you are Rebel or Imperial? (depending)
Coool! hehehe
Far as I know, it's only Imperial NPCs that do this. And high-ranking Imperials aren't immune to this. ANYONE can stand next to an Imperial recruiter and /shout "long live the Rebellion" and get fined and incapped (one-hit mind incap at that).
DrevenStrobe wrote:
LaughingWolf wrote:
rflmao you mean opposite faction recruiter actually incap you if they hear you say you are Rebel or Imperial? (depending)
Coool! hehehe
Far as I know, it's only Imperial NPCs that do this. And high-ranking Imperials aren't immune to this. ANYONE can stand next to an Imperial recruiter and /shout "long live the Rebellion" and get fined and incapped (one-hit mind incap at that).
My have to try that just to see it, heh.
Imp2: Yeah, I've got a few items to slice as well
Imp2: I've got 4 pieces of armour
Me: Sorry - only weapons - don't have any AUKS on me
Mm offer to group with them, get them in trouble, then feign?
mwuahaha
EnderUK wrote:
after the desaester the other night with that idiot and few posts up I again go out to make a faction sale.
One the way to the recruiter on the hill in bestine I see and nearly incapped rebl killing storm troopers. Now I'm over and have been in space and wounded with HAMs of 99/99/400 and I think what the hell. With no combat skills apart from smuggler I pull out my FWG5 and shoot him and luckly he's down in like 2 shots. His third incap and he's dead beforeI can deathblow him.
So I finish the faction sale with my customer (it went very smoothly)
Then the rebel comes back to the top of the hill
Noob: Why did you kill me?
Me: Because you were killing my fellow storm troopers.
Noob: I'm trying to become a commando
Me: Then simply don't kill storm troopers.
Customer: Might want to try reb battlefield on coreillia.
Customer: This is a big imp town.
Noob: But I'm rebel. (Now this is the point when I sigh, the boy is standing unbuffed right next to the imperial recruiter with 10 storm troopers around him.
Recruiter: I heard that you seditious scum!
Noob left incapped on the floor
Customer: Oops
Me: lol
Customer: Bad word
Me: It would be cruel to kill him.
Me: Though I'm a very cruel person
I did not deathblow him in the end, just wanted to scare him a little. I'm not that cruel.
Most of the time
Zsar wrote:
Here is my little 'encounter'
Red eyed, spikey haired, multi-coloured paramilitary camo wearing, pre-pubescent,rifleman approaches.
Red: Hey
Me: Yes? (thinking...I need suglasses to even look in your general direction)
Red: Slice my wep plz.
Me: Ok...(lay out terms whilst really wantng to burst run)
Red: Wow
Me: Shall I take that as a general agreement to our transaction?
Red: U hot!!!!
Me: (At this point I really want to just go but business is business.)
Trade is done and I set about slicing....
Red: U wanna get together after u done?
Me: Ok..slicing now...I did tell you I was colour blind didn't I?
Red: Whaa????
Me: Oops...
ROTFLMAOTGIBO!!!
i really need to remember the color-blind excuse... even though it says which wire in words 
LOL.... people can be so retarded
Khayden wrote:
Yesterday a guys messages me:
guy:"Hey I want my weapon sliced"
me:"Excellent, I can help you out there"
guy:" I want a good slice!"
me: "I want to give you a good slice, however you have to remember, it's random and I have little control over how it will turn out."
guy:"I want 30% Damage"
me:"Like I said it's random, and I can't choose damage over speed, that is random as well."
guy:"Master Smuggler can."
me:"No, a Master Smuggler will have a chance to get you a higher slice than I can,but he also has a chance to go lower than me."
guy:"Okay, do it for Damage"
me;"Sigh, I can't slice it for damage, it might be speed, as I said before it's random. I can sell you some PowerUps that will increase your Damage by 33% for 100 uses."
guy:" yah yah! Thats good, how long do they last?"
me:"Um, 100 uses."
guy:"Okay slice my weapon and give me 2 PowerUps."
me:"27% speed increase"(ofcourse..it was fate!)
guy:"Awww..I told you damage!, It was already fast!"
me:"Yeah, I got the hint, sorry, told you it was random, here's your weapon"
guy"**edit**! You made it slower!!!"
me:"How so?"
guy:"It used to be 3.8 speed, now it's 2.3"
me:"yeah, umm...would you rather the rifle fire once every 3.8 seconds or once every 2.3 seconds?"
guy"Oh...right, can you slice it for 30% Damage now?"
me: /ignore guy
SWGShaky wrote:
This has happened more than a few times...I'm sure you've all been there...
Me: WEAPON SLICING! 100 cr for each point I increase! /tell Shaky! (standard spam)
Dweeb: Hey...slice my rifle!
Me: Sure..I charge 100cr for each point I increase...OK?
Dweeb: OK
Me: OK, 26% to speed. 2600 cr please
<100 cr appears in trade window>
Me: Um...sorry. My fee is 2600 cr for a 26% slice.
Dweeb: You said 100cr!
Helpful bystander: No...he said 100cr per POINT, idiot.
Dweeb: I won't pay that...gimme my gun!
Me: My fee is 2600 cr.
Dweeb: No..its not worth that. Can I have my gun?
Me: OK...then its simple. 2600 cr or no gun.
Dweeb: You're stealing my gun!
Me: No, I'll hold onto it until you pay me 2600 cr.
/tell from Helpful: Man...this guy is a moron, isn't he? I'll give you 10k for that rifle if it has decent stats.
/reply: nah..lemme work this out...gotta rep to protect.
/tell: OK, no prob. Let me know if he tries to report you, I'll vouch for ya.
Dweeb: Where's my gun?
Me: About to be sold, actually.
Dweeb: /tip 3000 credits
Me: Well..not only are you ignorant, but seems you're an idiot too. You're far too trusting.
Dweeb: What?
Me: Next time, you really should pay in the trade window when the weapon is returned.
Dweeb: Oh..OK. Can you slice my pistol?
Helpful bystander: Falls over laughing.
ArythBandar wrote:
SWGShaky wrote:
This has happened more than a few times...I'm sure you've all been there...
Me: WEAPON SLICING! 100 cr for each point I increase! /tell Shaky! (standard spam)
Dweeb: Hey...slice my rifle!
Me: Sure..I charge 100cr for each point I increase...OK?
Dweeb: OK
Me: OK, 26% to speed. 2600 cr please
<100 cr appears in trade window>
Me: Um...sorry. My fee is 2600 cr for a 26% slice.
Dweeb: You said 100cr!
Helpful bystander: No...he said 100cr per POINT, idiot.
Dweeb: I won't pay that...gimme my gun!
Me: My fee is 2600 cr.
Dweeb: No..its not worth that. Can I have my gun?
Me: OK...then its simple. 2600 cr or no gun.
Dweeb: You're stealing my gun!
Me: No, I'll hold onto it until you pay me 2600 cr.
/tell from Helpful: Man...this guy is a moron, isn't he? I'll give you 10k for that rifle if it has decent stats.
/reply: nah..lemme work this out...gotta rep to protect.
/tell: OK, no prob. Let me know if he tries to report you, I'll vouch for ya.
Dweeb: Where's my gun?
Me: About to be sold, actually.
Dweeb: /tip 3000 credits
Me: Well..not only are you ignorant, but seems you're an idiot too. You're far too trusting. <----Must be grinding Jedi.
Dweeb: What?
Me: Next time, you really should pay in the trade window when the weapon is returned.
Dweeb: Oh..OK. Can you slice my pistol?
Helpful bystander: Falls over laughing.
ROFLMA!! These are so great! How cathardic