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coughhakka

Thu May 27, 2004 2:02 pm

Here is a quick test to determine whether you have broached the ranks of "Top Gun" - the Best of the Best.

1. You are uber if the title above your head is "None", "Homemaker" "Businessman" "Massuse" or "Homo"
anything but "Master Weaponsmith" - because if you are sporting that moniker, you are a newbie, a
Hologrinder, or both...

2. You are "uber" if the only thing in your fridge is; one egg (undetermined age), half a bottle of
flat beer, and a wilted semi-vegetable-possible-substance. You are really "uber" if you can
limited-use-schematic that into an omelet. Use the Fork, Luke!

3. You are "uber" if you have flung the nubile young wepsmith-groupie twi'lek off of your lap, because
a Plumbum Iron with 3 more conductance than your last spawn suddenly materializes (additional
uberness points are scored because during the aforementioned activity you were checking for it!)

4. You are "uber" if each time you log into the game you have more than 100 unread emails - half must be
fromyour wife, with titles like .... "Dinner's Ready!!!" " Remember, our anniversary is tommorrow!!!"
(and my personal favorite), "I am leaving you - you Swine!!!"

5. You are "Uber" if you lack ANY combat skills. (You can retain all verbal combat skills - "Eat Me!"
and the vast repetoire of insults you have prepared for ill mannered customers and rival smiths, is
a job requirement ...or was that master merchant...)

6. You are "uber" if the trade forum for your server has announced that you quit - at least three times.

7. You are "uber" if you have been cavity searched by a CSR, who did not use gloves.

8. You are "uber" if you are reading this at work, because you lack any time in the game for this
drivel.

9. You are "uber" if you can remember whether it is UT or SR that the copper on a VK needs.

10. You are "uber" if you destroy a holocron so you can store one more brick of sweet copper
in your house.

....all the rest of the "uber-ness" tests I will leave to your active and fertile imaginations, feel free to post your own.

Echal
Weaponcrafter, Pure Pork Weapons
Naboo - Keren
Weaponcrafter, Pure Orc Weapons
Nar'Zhul PvP Server
Sepulchre

Dodece

Thu May 27, 2004 3:31 pm

#2

Here are some of my favorites

You are uber if you calculate transit time to reach a harvester and will settle for less consentration just because it will save you two minutes.

You are uber if you have all your lots filled with harvesters and yet still find yourself hand sampling every ounce is precious.

Your uber if you have contemplated makeing a deal with the devil for some of that great corellian wood.

You are uber if you go to bed and assemble stuff in your sleep

You are uber if the thought of a 200 conduc polonium gives you a stiff one.

You are uber if you will brave fire beasts and death just to go buy power for less then two credits a unit.

You are uber if you run and maintaint a feild of a hundred harvesters. At the same place. To hell with you all I need this phrik more then you.

You are uber if you ask someone to move their house because it is in the way of your harvester.

Datchery

Thu May 27, 2004 7:29 pm

#3

Ahem, purely from a buyers perspective, I think Alorra on the Starsider server is the best for pistols I've ever seen.

Baretta

Fri May 28, 2004 1:16 am

#4

I spend up to a few days on bazaar finding resourses and then sit on a calculator for hours checking the posible outcomes with a dosen different resource and component (reg and adv) combinations to gain 1 or 2 point on a scout blaster....hmmmm does this make me "the UBER smith"?

or just a geek

Who Farted?

Deathrobe

Fri May 28, 2004 7:53 am

#5

you know your uber when u finally dont care what customers say, and u charge what ever u want and still cant keep anything in stock..

you know your uber when someone says (hey i love your weapons) and u have no idea who that person is

you know your uber when u go to another planet and u see a weapon u sold for 30k re-selling for 500k

Dodece

Fri May 28, 2004 8:02 am

#6

Oh my god I must be uber I have had those things happen to me alot as of late.

Byallbacca

Fri May 28, 2004 8:23 am

#7

Erm, what's the opposite of UBER? I think I may have won a prize

"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on." -Robert Frost

Ryde

Fri May 28, 2004 9:04 am

#8

You have over 50K of a Polonium Iron with a CON of 125 OQ of 950 and realize you obtained it 2 weeks after your server Launched.

You stack 6 Small Gas Harvesters and a Med on a 72% 976 OQ Irolunn gas and contemplate stacking more, only to dismiss the Idea when a 700+ Con 900+ OQ Phink shifts as well to witch you stack 3 Med on a 72% shift of it.

You realize two good things came out of your divorce, being able to call your wife Ex-Wife, and the use of the accounts you bought her, her brother, and her niece. After all 30 lots can truly come in handy.

You take up Architect 4/0/2/1 because your not happy with the harvesters others make.

You nick name Rhodium Steel “Mud” and wonder what intelligent master crafter would use such a horrible mineral for a galaxy wide master schem.

Your never mentioned in a “Best Weapon Smith” server post, yet you always sell out your vendor on a weekly basis.

Arkkyles Model 101 Outpost Coronet, Corellia -206 -5704
Master Artisan-
Master Weaponsmith-
Master Droid Engy-
Minor Archy 4/0/2/1-
Novice Merchant-
Novice Armor Crafter
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BoberFett

Fri May 28, 2004 12:43 pm

#9

You're uber if you spend hours deciding exactly how to split your harvesters when both the best Plumbum and Polonium ever seen spawn on the same day.

HoopJumper

Sat May 29, 2004 3:17 pm

#10

You craft and subsequently deletetwenty five147dmg Vibro Knucklers in a row because you KNOW you've got that 148 in you somewhere.

~(Madrigal)~

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