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Thread: My first bizzare /tell as a MWS

makalas
Mon Oct 10, 2005 7:09 pm
#1

someguy: can you help me become a mws?


me: maybe


someguy: ill give you 10k


me: whatcha need?


someguy: everything!


me: ok ill take the 10k for my house, shop, vendors, and resources but im going to have to charge you an extra5k to grind out your xp for you.


someguy: ok!


someguy:where's the house?


someguy: dude are you there?


someguy: dude? brb k?







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StarNick
Mon Oct 10, 2005 7:40 pm
#2

Lol thats classic



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WineGuyJr
Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:16 pm
#3

What about a crafting suit? Sounds like you're trying to rip him off!


Seriously though, that's a great story. My weaponsmith doesn't get out much so I rarely talk to anyone other than friends when I use him. But the other day I was coming back from Theed (I'd just gotten the crafting buff) and a guy asked me to do a custom order for him....a nice rifle. I asked him what kind of stats he wanted. He wasn't sure, but when I told him that I could go for a low (maybe capped) SAC and/or high max damage. He settled on an Adv Laser Rifle....SAC capped with Max Damage as close to the cap as possible. With a looted scope to keep the speed down, no less. So I told him it it would cost in the 4-6 million range (depending on the results of course) and that I could probably have it ready within 30 minutes. At that point it degenerated into the typical, "That's too much, I can get it cheaper somewhere else." arguement, though he did offer to trade me his Uber non-krayt/Power Cell-enhancedCarbine he'd been using before, along with 150k in cash. It was my first (and so far) only dealing with a complete moron as a WS. I saw him the next night (while I was on a different character) trying to buy some other player's full suit of armor for 150k....and an 'uber' carbine.


You know...what is it about weapons (and possibly armor) that brings out the worst in people? I've been crafting meds a LOT longer than I have weapons and I don't think I've ever had a potential customer make a compete fool of themselves (though when I was buffing the public in cnet long, long ago its a different story).


Anyway, thanks for entertaining me tonight.




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SicariusD
Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:10 pm
#4

I hate the *dood, can u makearmor?* /tells i get (freaking armor? c'mon man suicide is an option for you), i usually answer with, *sorryi dont speak english* over and over till they leave me alone




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Muzz
Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:47 am
#5

Then there are the ones that complain when they see an EPC enhanced ALR for sale at 6 mil, then offer to sell you a stack of 4 for 7.5 mil.

Message Edited by Muzz on 10-11-2005 02:47 PM



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Mogro
Tue Oct 11, 2005 7:12 am
#6

ahh, its been a while since I've got weird tells, but now that you mention it, I actually just got one the other night:


customer: Hey, can you make uber weapons?

me: Sometimes

customer: How good are they?

me: Pretty good

customer: I need an uber scatter pistol, as good as you can make it, I'm a MBH/M...

me: I've got a double-capped, unsliced scatter for 4mil, will that do?

customer: Maybe not so uber...

me: I've got a scatter a few points off cap for 1.5mil

customer: Lets just say I've got about 100k...



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Maceey
Tue Oct 11, 2005 8:34 am
#7

well once you get a tell like that your officially allowed to use the master tag




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bigpimpdx
Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:39 am
#8






Muzz wrote:
Then there are the ones that complain when they see an EPC enhanced ALR for sale at 6 mil, then offer to sell you a stack of 4 for 7.5 mil.




I personally love this one. I really love it when they tell you they have some really nice power cells up for auction for 7 mill or so and then tell you they were gonna take that monay and buy some holos and a EPC enhanced ALR with the money. I guess they dont expect us to make money, cause Lord knows I didnt become a WS to make money, lol.



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atodorovic
Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:48 am
#9

best I've gotten so far has been...

Customer: hey d00d, do you make guns?
me: yeah, what can I get ya today?
Customer: I need the best M16 you can make!






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MD_Bathar
Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:57 am
#10

My favorite one so far is, "Can I borrowthe rifle to go out and grind for a bit? If I like it, I will buy it...."






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nebaf
Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:57 am
#11






SicariusD wrote:

I hate the *dood, can u makearmor?* /tells i get (freaking armor? c'mon man suicide is an option for you), i usually answer with, *sorryi dont speak english* over and over till they leave me alone





LMAO I know what you mean. I had some noob ask me if I was a WS, I told him yes. Then he proceeds to ask me if I can make him a set of RIS armor.


And then there's the ol' can you make me an uber weapon question, as if the ones I put on my vendor are junk and I have some "special" weapons stashed away somewhere.



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