Weaponsmith Archive

For humors sake what are your top ten dumb things pertaining to weaponsmithing you have seen. Been asked, or in general have had happen to you.

1. Hey why didnt you buy the cdefs I put up for sale on your vendor.

2. I have twenty thousand credits could you make me a krayt t21

3. I found seven hologrinders cloistered in my shop one day because they liked talking to me.

4. Can I get a free gun and if I do not like it can I bring it back.

5. Someone came to my shop looking for a d18 pistol and he offered me ten k to make him one?

6. What you too good to make me a rantok blade. This after I explained where to get one.

7. Can you tell me who sells the really good guns.

8. Can you make me a lightsabre I aint a jedi but I think they look cool.

9. Someone selling insert pathetic stat player made item on the bizarre for five thousand credits.

10. The ridiculous amount of stuff that goes into a rocket launcher.

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Novice Artisan, Master Bone Armor Crafter, Dabbler in the wielding of a CDEF pistol.
A noob isn't a person...it's a way of life.

Let's see...this could be a tough one....especially since I have heard some of them that are already listed.....

1. Could you make me some really good composite armor? (seriously...I was asked this like 3 days ago in a starport)

2. Can you make me a Krayt (insert melee weapon name here)?

3. "Can you make me the best X in the galaxy?" "Maybe, what are the stats on the best one now?" "I don't know. Aren't you supposed to know all that stuff?"

4. I want to buy a full run of C12 grenades from you and I want them tomorrow.

5. What do you mean these looted sword cores are crap? They came from the geo cave! You don't know what you are talking about!

6. "Can you make me a rocket launcher?" "Are you a commando?" "No. Can you make me a rocket launcher?"

7. From the random noob...Could you give me 1,000,000 credits? I mean you are a weaponsmith after all. I am sure you can spare them.

8. How much would it be for you to make me an X right now? Unless I am in the midst of crafting right that moment, I charge a premium for dropping what I am doing and custom crafting not to mention handwork is always an extra cost, so the inevitable response follows "I can get it right now from Y's vendor for 5k less."

9. While walking around the galaxy...."Do you have any X in stock?" "Probably, but you will have to check my vendor." "You don't even know what is on your vendor?" "Yeah, I have a list of all 700 items right here. Hold on and let me check."

10. "Are you a 12 pt weaponsmith?" "No, not yet." "Oh then your weapons suck." "Uh huh. That is why people keep buying them."

Well, there is some of them off the top of my head.....hope you enjoyed.

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Can u make me a Acklay VK?

Can u make me a Krayt VK?

Can u make me an uber Mind Fire Vibro Lance?

Can u make me an exceptional weapon?

Yeah I know about the ten questions thread. The point of this thread is general dumb things. Not neccasarily what is asked.

Stuff like stupid parts of the profession odd ball things you have seen.

Like one day I was in a player city I was liveing in and had ten people come up and ask for zoneing rights to put harvesters up in the middle of the city. What was really dumb was is its a rebel city denoted by four rebel bases. Plus those asking were imperials. I calmed myself in the face of utter stupidity and gave them a waypoint to an equal deposit that I was mineing a thousand meters to the west.

i got....your weapons are poor for the price arnt they.....

i replied...then dont buy them (ive researched my prices like a good ws would)

he bought 4 flamers 2 launcher pistols and a fgw5

guess they must really suck then

aww man i never get anything dumb asked of me, well at least for a looong time. did get the 'can you make me some armour' once or twice last year.

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