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Thread: The Lazy WS Guide to doing nothing
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Vade_WS
Thu Jun 09, 2005 1:05 pm
#1
In order to improve our lazy lot in life, I'm writing down these simple to follow rules for making things easier for us so that we can make gagillions of credits.
1. Do Nothing. Really, I mean it. If a customer really wants their weapon they'll walk through the flames of Mustafa to get you everything you need. And they'll pay you gagillions of credits for the priviledge.
2. Answer no questions. Customers don't really know what they want so they'll assume you must be right when you tell them the flux capacitor has to go on top of the weapon. Oh, and by the way, you owe me 2 gagillion for that.
3. Be vague in all your dealings. Hey, you wouldn't want to be specific. That requires effort. Being a WS is so incredibly easy that if word got out how easy it was, the market would be flooded with WS trying to make gagillions and that would just reduce how much money we make.
4. Never admit we make the most money in the game. If you follow rule 1, you never need to stock anything. Just keep telling everyone how expensive it is to stockpile all those hard to get resources and loot items. They aren't going to believe you anyway, but who cares? It adds to our professional image. Besides, they don't deserve all that money, we do.
5. Never admit that SOE developers are really in our pockets and that the CU system was a all a plot to increase how much money we can make.
That's it! If you follow those simple rules you can make loads of money while doing nothing.
Act now and you can get a free set of Ginsu knives: 500 base DPS.
1. Do Nothing. Really, I mean it. If a customer really wants their weapon they'll walk through the flames of Mustafa to get you everything you need. And they'll pay you gagillions of credits for the priviledge.
2. Answer no questions. Customers don't really know what they want so they'll assume you must be right when you tell them the flux capacitor has to go on top of the weapon. Oh, and by the way, you owe me 2 gagillion for that.
3. Be vague in all your dealings. Hey, you wouldn't want to be specific. That requires effort. Being a WS is so incredibly easy that if word got out how easy it was, the market would be flooded with WS trying to make gagillions and that would just reduce how much money we make.
4. Never admit we make the most money in the game. If you follow rule 1, you never need to stock anything. Just keep telling everyone how expensive it is to stockpile all those hard to get resources and loot items. They aren't going to believe you anyway, but who cares? It adds to our professional image. Besides, they don't deserve all that money, we do.
5. Never admit that SOE developers are really in our pockets and that the CU system was a all a plot to increase how much money we can make.
That's it! If you follow those simple rules you can make loads of money while doing nothing.
Act now and you can get a free set of Ginsu knives: 500 base DPS.
ZionHalcyon
Thu Jun 09, 2005 1:41 pm
#3
Vade_WS wrote:
In order to improve our lazy lot in life, I'm writing down these simple to follow rules for making things easier for us so that we can make gagillions of credits.
1. Do Nothing. Really, I mean it. If a customer really wants their weapon they'll walk through the flames of Mustafa to get you everything you need. And they'll pay you gagillions of credits for the priviledge.
2. Answer no questions. Customers don't really know what they want so they'll assume you must be right when you tell them the flux capacitor has to go on top of the weapon. Oh, and by the way, you owe me 2 gagillion for that.
3. Be vague in all your dealings. Hey, you wouldn't want to be specific. That requires effort. Being a WS is so incredibly easy that if word got out how easy it was, the market would be flooded with WS trying to make gagillions and that would just reduce how much money we make.
4. Never admit we make the most money in the game. If you follow rule 1, you never need to stock anything. Just keep telling everyone how expensive it is to stockpile all those hard to get resources and loot items. They aren't going to believe you anyway, but who cares? It adds to our professional image. Besides, they don't deserve all that money, we do.
5. Never admit that SOE developers are really in our pockets and that the CU system was a all a plot to increase how much money we can make.
That's it! If you follow those simple rules you can make loads of money while doing nothing.
Act now and you can get a free set of Ginsu knives: 500 base DPS.
Bravo!
Glad to see someone with a sense of humor here!
Dragon942
Thu Jun 09, 2005 1:57 pm
#4
ZionHalcyon wrote:
Bravo!
Glad to see someone with a sense of humor here!
Wadda mean sense of humor? I was furiously taking notes while reading this 
ShugFlurry
Thu Jun 09, 2005 2:16 pm
#6
Dragon942 wrote:
ZionHalcyon wrote:
Bravo!Glad to see someone with a sense of humor here!
Wadda mean sense of humor? I was furiously taking notes while reading this
Thats already a bad way to start being lazy, copy/paste ctrl + p.
Vade_WS
Thu Jun 09, 2005 2:23 pm
#7
Metai wrote:
What's the CL of those Ginsu knives?
I think it's 92.75, but with the hidden fractions, you can't tell. Anyway, math is hard, so I'm going to avoid trying to figure it out.
Shiny sharp knives. Fun!
StarNick
Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:45 pm
#8
"5. Never admit that SOE developers are really in our pockets and that the CU system was a all a plot to increase how much money we can make."
Damn you guys must be anti-commando, ranger, sl, and smuggler then...
Damn you guys must be anti-commando, ranger, sl, and smuggler then...
Maceey
Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:48 pm
#9
StarNick wrote:
"5. Never admit that SOE developers are really in our pockets and that the CU system was a all a plot to increase how much money we can make."
Damn you guys must be anti-commando, ranger, sl, and smuggler then...
oke now we know. we don't care about you guys. just tip us the creds....
GraipJuice
Fri Jun 10, 2005 6:36 am
#11
That's just whati needed to hear! I am halfway to master WS andthought the gagillions of credits was a big joke! Now i know this is the job for me...
-Juice
Vade_WS
Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:41 am
#12
StarNick wrote:
"5. Never admit that SOE developers are really in our pockets and that the CU system was a all a plot to increase how much money we can make."
Damn you guys must be anti-commando, ranger, sl, and smuggler then...
Well, since the massive CU Commando-nerf-non-upgrade, all I use my FT for is a cigarette lighter. I just have to be careful I don't burn off anymore of my eyebrows.
XobNoics
Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:59 am
#13
Does reading this thread count because I've just done "work."
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