Weaponsmith Archive
Thread: How many krayt tissues does it take?
How to assemble a Krayt T-21.
1) get items + run in factory.
2) Put all components in a pile. Look them over. Crack knuckles.
3) Pray
4) Eat Pyrollian cake... (+15 or so to assembly)
5) Pray some more.
6) Eat more cake... (just because)
7) Wear your +assembly belt, vest, pants, hat, shoes, socks, garters, and prince albert ring.
8) Pray some more.
9) Assemble.
10) Step into the next room and have a nervous breakdown.
You know what I have been asked to do this a couple times, and I outright refuse. Simply because the horrific failure rate. I suggest they make krayt laser rifles. Get three long lived guns, and not be broken hearted.
Please devs give us an animation of the gun blowing up on us so the peeps will beleive us. If it blows up they do not beleive you. They think you kept it and plan to sell it for real money. I have had to explain this to friends that this happens so often it aint funny. They just cannot comprehend, and I have watched them turn on trusted weaponsmiths because of this.
Um you might be mad at me today, but atleast you will not boycott my shop and badmouth me to others.