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Thread: Questions you NEVER ask a weaponsmith...

Munitionsmaster
Sat Aug 21, 2004 12:59 pm
#287






Brilyn wrote:

< how magnanimous of you to let him work it out on his own. >


Hey, I find with most people the gerbil isn't dead, it just needs a moment to remember where the wheel is.





Some people I do beleve their Gerbil is dead......Take this encounter


Guy: hey


Me: HI, how can I help you? (I dont know who he is and I am not doing much right now so I am open to take a little custom job)


Guy: Can you make some RIS armor for me? I can pay you 10k


Me: Well, first off I would like to know what makes you think I can make armor....I am a weaopnsmith and I make weapons


Guy: Because I know all weaponsmiths are also armorsmiths. It makes it easier for us combatants to find stuff


Me: Well, meet one person who is a weaponsmith and not an Armorsmith


Guy: No, you are an Armorsmith so make me some RIS armor.


Me: second , 10k is very low for RIS armor. Try adding a few zeros to that price.


Guy: 100k!!


Me: No, i was thinking at the very least 2 million (no idea about weapon prices ut I know it would be atleast that)


Guy: I'm not going to pay you 2 million to make me a set of armor


Me: I know you arent because I cant make it. Now go find an armorsmith and tell him what you want.


Guy: Fine, Idon't need your stupid armor anyway


So some people's gerbils are dead, or at the very least, fell off their wheel




Ternel-

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AldaronTavish
Sun Aug 22, 2004 12:36 am
#288

Next time just have him read your bio and ask him if he can see that you have the Master Armorsmith badge Maybe then he'll get the hint but I doubt it.



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Munitionsmaster
Mon Aug 30, 2004 11:56 pm
#289


Must....not......let....this........post........die

This is the best post ever. Not necroing because it isnt dead...see?


Here is a strange converstion I got once a long time ago:


Guy: hey

Me: hello. how can I help you today?

Guy: I want a green ee3 carbine

Me: .......a what?!

Guy: a green ee3 carbine.

Me: um....I cant color weapons

Guy: what are you talking about?! I have seen tons of them

Me: oh....a GREEN ee3. Sorry misread. I have one on me. Come to......


The guy bought the regular carbine and said it was the exact color he wanted (?!) .......By far THE strangest weapon sale I have ever had.

Message Edited by Munitionsmaster on 08-31-2004 12:41 AM



Ternel-

Former Master Weaponsmith for over 2 years
Citizen of the Tempest Server
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of them are stupider than that." -George Carlin

Tautology
Tue Aug 31, 2004 1:11 am
#290

Well the first person made it onto my (empty) shop ban list.


There was this guy who was offering 6 acklay bones for 800K in the auction channel.

Well I immediatly told them I would buy them, the deal was set and he said he was on the way to my shop to dropthem off at my vendor (I was at my workshop in a research center a little off path, but told him I would be at my shop in 5 min to buy the offers off of my vendor)-

All of the sudden he says he has received an offer for 900K from another smith (on bria acklay bones sell for a loooot more). I told him the deal was already made between the two of us and I said I would give him 1.1 million for the bones anyway to reassure him. After a 5 min as I hadnt received the message of items being offered to my vendor and was already near my shop I asked him what has happened.

He told me he sold the bones to a WS who was at his shop for 900K...........




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JediNg
Tue Aug 31, 2004 1:21 am
#291

Omg, what an **edit**. Talk about lack of integrity.



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Stemman-Intrepid
Tue Aug 31, 2004 11:53 pm
#292

classic....


Dude: hey

me: yes?

**5 minutes later**

dude: yeah can you make weapons?

me: yeah what are you looking for?

dude: ohh cool, i just wanted to know if you were making weapons, i think thats cool...


me in my chair by the computer.... bashing my head with a brick... **edit**?!?!!?! obviously my the title Master Weaponsmith, i OBVIOUSLY make cookiees and plant plants... i can definately NOT make weapons at all....


people are weird...



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SeaRaptor
Wed Sep 01, 2004 5:49 am
#293

Whenever someone asks me "do you make weapons?" I reply:


"No, but I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night."



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JediNg
Wed Sep 01, 2004 5:57 am
#294

I gotta remember that one, haha!



Ritha Egasiso - 12 experiment point Master Weaponsmith.
To BB, Jo-Jo, Reilly, Beano, Dipper, Flat Top, Chuckles, Jolly, Crashdown, Sheppard, Dash, Flyboy, Stepchild, Puppet, Fireball...
You said that humanity never asked itself why it deserved to survive. Maybe you don't?
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Rock-A-Fella
Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:40 am
#295

LOL< That is so funny....................

















Cause it's true




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CorenLanra
Thu Sep 02, 2004 9:34 am
#296

I have a "Gallery" house ner my shop with some of my best weapons and slices. In a side room I have some 120/163 acklay bones, pretty good (set of 3).

I get an e-mail from someone:

Subj: Acklay bones
Hi, I saw the bones you had on the floor and would like to buy them for 5million credits for all 3. Are they for sale?

my reply:
No.

Right after I send the message I get a /tell
Ok I'm paraphrasing here, but basically this is the extent of the convo...

Customer: why won't you sell the bones?
Me: They're not for sale
Customer: why aren't they for sale?
Me: I'm saving them for later
Customer: you saving them for your good customers?
Me: No, I'm not, I require loot components from customers to make custom weapons. I might make a Hammer or a Baton for myself in the future.
Customer: how about 5mil for 1 bone?
****Ok at this point I know 5mil is quite high even for a 160 dmg bone, I should have called his offer but I felt like stonewalling him just because he couldn't take no for an answer*****
Me: nope, not for sale at any price. And not to sound rude, but anything you see on the floor or my wall is not for sale, if you see something there, its for display or I'm saving it, if I want to sell somethign it will be on my vendor.
Customer: well #$^& how am I supposed to get an uber XXXXX (I forget what he wanted to make). Also he added some other rude comment about me actually being rude when I was actually being a bit more patient than some people.

The lesson?? Take no for an answer, if someone turns down a large amount of creds for something, they just _might_ not want to sell it.

I did get an email from him later that night appologizing for being a jerk, he asked for a reply and I told him I wasn't mad just a little annoyed at his persitance and to forget about it.



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SeaRaptor
Thu Sep 02, 2004 11:27 am
#297

You mean you don't keep your UB3R!!11one11! weapons hidden in the back for only the really smart ones who ask?


I'm afraid I'm going to have to tear up your Master Weaponsmith's Union card, sir.



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CorenLanra
Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:14 pm
#298

This is where you can have some fun with your ban list (or ignore list).

--Insert stupid Q, them saying you are dumb and they'll go somewhere else---

You: I'm sorry I can't help you out, but I do know this guy, -name-, he tells people he doesn't know that he's not a WS, but he REALLY is one, and a good one in fact, much better than me. You just have to convice him that you're his friend and he'll do what you ask.

Heheheh.



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CorenLanra
Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:15 pm
#299

Actually I have a big wall of uber exceptional weapons and +25 or so skill plates on my walls above my vendor.. I still get offers for the stuff I just answer simply "no" when they ask and most don't push the issue.



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