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Thread: anyone else getting outlandish weapon requests

Summerflame
Sat Jun 25, 2005 4:07 am
#14






Rathagor wrote:
I usually get the "I want a Uber weapon". My usually response is define "Uber", High DPS or High Damage and Low Sac?





WHen people want an uber weapon I just say: sure I can, just bring me some uber tissues and ill get right to it



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sas-quatch
Sat Jun 25, 2005 6:21 am
#15



EdOWar wrote:

I occassionally get unrealistic requests, and I just explain to them what is and isn't possible. If they believe me, fine. If not, they'll learn eventually (like when they never find a base 400 DPS weapon, which is probably impossible to achieve with all the hardcaps in the system now).

Slim Vargo, Corbantis






no disrespect to the WS's.

i have an e-11 MKII

it has a base dps of 226 (or very close)
my moded dps is 446

maybe this is what ppl are looking at and wanting you as WS to make. not realizing the 4-500 dps is because its in thier hands/inventory

/shrug

just a though



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Reggi
Sat Jun 25, 2005 6:34 am
#16

Gah this Thread bothers me.. who has not recieved outlandish requests... Its a part of everyday business.. your the expert. It is your job to tell the non-WS that either you can not make their request or that their request can not be done. For every Outlandish I bet you get 5 normal requests. That means your doing a brisk business. Now, stop posting here and go fill those orders.



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"disagree your statement Valen of how pvp is nothing like chess-- its simular to chess but with handeye coordination a factor as well. I do not think that it is a coincedence that i am a chess master and a master of pvp. If you suck at pvp but you are a chess master i'd bet you can't hit a baseball for shet. Your problem may be hand eye coordination.." - H'bsr
Summerflame
Sat Jun 25, 2005 7:26 am
#17






Reggi wrote:
Gah this Thread bothers me.. who has not recieved outlandish requests... Its a part of everyday business.. your the expert. It is your job to tell the non-WS that either you can not make their request or that their request can not be done. For every Outlandish I bet you get 5 normal requests. That means your doing a brisk business. Now, stop posting here and go fill those orders.






Oh please, let us have a bit of fun here.


I use a lot of my time explaining how the weaponsmithing works to people and I enjoy doing so, but once in a while you get hit by someone who just refuses to believe what youre saying and who has no manners or graps of how you treat other people. There is people out there, who believe that my time is not important and that I should stop whatever Im doing to start helping them out.


Luckily these are few and far between as if they weren't I woldn't keep this profession, as the interaction with the customers is one of the thing I enjoy the most, however if we cant have a bit of fun at the exspense of the bad costumers on our very own profession board and if we cannot let each others know that this is a thing we all come a cross once in a while and help each others out tackling it (preferablly with humour) then what good is a strong WS community?


Lighten up, this is not a we hate all costumers post. A lot of my costumers have actually turned into very good friends.






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ljay
Sat Jun 25, 2005 8:24 am
#18


i also spend a lot of time explaining to people what is/isnt possible (mainly to guildmates , as i dont tend to sell alot outside of my guild)


I try to be patient, and don't normally mind spending some time with these conversations, but one i had last night went to far in the end!! (thankfully it wasnt a guildmate, and I won't embaress them even further by posting there name here, they know who they are.



potential customer - " u weaponsmith?"


me-"sure am m8, can i help you?"


pc - " u better be able to"


me - " lol, well, i'll try, what can i do for you?"


pc - " i want a T21 with max damage of over 1200"


me - " sorry, but thats just not possible, the max damage cap on a T21 is around 1148"


pc- " no its not"


me - " im sure it is m8, in fact i am positive it is"


pc- "well******* said he could make me one with 1400 max damage"


me- " seeing as ******** is one of the oldest and most respected WS on the server, im 100% sure he wouldnt have told you this"


pc- " well he did, nub"


me- " ok then , goodbye"


pc- " why u going somewhere??"


at this point i just carried on crafting


5 minutes later


pc- "well are you going to make me my gun or what? i'll pay you 300k for it"


me- " as i explained, the max damage you can get would be just under 1150"


me- " and to make this weapon, i would need 6 krayt tissue with real high damage mods on them , over 140"


pc- " well make it then"


me (getting annoyed now) - "if i had these tissues, i would make the gun and sell it for over 10 million probably mate, and i definatly wouldnt be making it for you"


pc - "10 million??yeah right? who do you think i am? a nub?"


me- " well, now you mention it........"


pc- "what do you mean by that?"


me- " look i've had enough of this now, please go pester somewone else"


10 minutes go by


pc- " ok make that gun for me, 1150 max damage, and i want SAC to be under 90. I will pay you 1 million if do it now"


me- "goodbye fool"


/addignore




Message Edited by ljay on 06-25-2005 04:25 PM

Reggi
Sat Jun 25, 2005 8:55 am
#19






ljay wrote:


potential customer - " u weaponsmith?"


me- Yes I am, can I help you?


pc - " u better be able to"


me - Hrm.. whatever (/addignore)





This is about how far I take people like that.. unless I know that they are joking around.




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Munitionsmaster
Sat Jun 25, 2005 9:19 am
#20







Reggi wrote:
Gah this Thread bothers me.. who has not recieved outlandish requests... Its a part of everyday business.. your the expert. It is your job to tell the non-WS that either you can not make their request or that their request can not be done. For every Outlandish I bet you get 5 normal requests. That means your doing a brisk business. Now, stop posting here and go fill those orders.





NO SOUP FOR YOU!!


I think there are 2 kinds of questions. Real questions like CL certs (I come to the fourms and look them up for people), and the dumb questions (I want a L33t HaX0r Weapon). Here isa very common conversation:


Noob: hello

Me: Hi there

Noob: I want a Uber L33t weapon

Me: um....ok. What level are you and what profession are you/do you want to be?

Noob:I dont know, I just want to be uber l33t

Me: To use many weapons youneed to be of a certain combat level and some require a specific skill.

Noob: Just make me the weapon

Me: .....and how are you going to be paying for this?

Noob: I have 3000 credits

Me: lol

Noob: What?

Me: 3k is nothing. at a min an "Uber L33T" would bea couple million credits

Noob: WHAT?! A MILLION FOR A WEAPON?! You are just a crappy weapons guy who cant make stuff cheap

Me: and you are without a new weapon

/addignore


I should put up a sign: Normal Customers ONLY

Message Edited by Munitionsmaster on 06-25-2005 09:20 AM



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TheLemming
Sat Jun 25, 2005 9:10 pm
#21



PaladinX333 wrote:


sas-quatch wrote:


no disrespect to the WS's.

i have an e-11 MKII

it has a base dps of 226 (or very close)
my moded dps is 446

maybe this is what ppl are looking at and wanting you as WS to make. not realizing the 4-500 dps is because its in thier hands/inventory

/shrug

just a though

Not to burst your bubble... but that is an awful base DPS even for a low SAC E11 MkII. A high DPS E11 MkII should be over 300 DPS. If you want one with really low SAC, the DPS will be lower, mostly due to the speed being slower. A base DPS of 226 is low even for a laser carbine...





Probably a Pre-cu one that got converted. I'm thinking that a crate I had converted to stats about like that. Put them on my vendor for like 7.5k. Sold too. In fact, a respec BH went in and bought one when waiting for a jedi guildmate to come back from a grinding mission and used it on him. Lucky for my guildie the guy was too cheap to buy the 1063 krayt carbs I had stocked at the time.




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PaladinX333
Sun Jun 26, 2005 12:05 am
#22






sas-quatch wrote:


no disrespect to the WS's.

i have an e-11 MKII

it has a base dps of 226 (or very close)
my moded dps is 446

maybe this is what ppl are looking at and wanting you as WS to make. not realizing the 4-500 dps is because its in thier hands/inventory

/shrug

just a though



Not to burst your bubble... but that is an awful base DPS even for a low SAC E11 MkII. A high DPS E11 MkII should be over 300 DPS. If you want one with really low SAC, the DPS will be lower, mostly due to the speed being slower. A base DPS of 226 is low even for a laser carbine...

Muzz
Sun Jun 26, 2005 5:04 am
#23


How's this for outlandish?


Last night I got an e-mail order for three 'High Capability Squatter Pistols'.




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Terpf
Sun Jun 26, 2005 12:49 pm
#24

I dont have a reputation as a SW so only Not rich customers come to me. When they ask me how good a weapon i can make i tell them is going to be crappy but cheap. If they agree, when they finally get their gun they are impress. They say "Wow, this is way better than i expected from you. They go away happy and come back and send their friends to me. I dont sell uber weapons. I just sell good weapons at decent prices.
Valenceofpm
Mon Jun 27, 2005 6:32 am
#25

Hell I would make him one and change the name to squatter



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BadgerSmaker
Mon Jun 27, 2005 7:26 am
#26


Everytime I contact a weaponsmith, they seem eager to help. I guess it's because I dont ask them to "make me an uber l337 gun pls!", the conversation goes something like this:


Me : "Hi, I have 3x 172 -0.52 bones, need a few 65 SAC feathers"

Weaponsmith : "Sure, no problem."


In fact I might edit my sticky in the pistol forum to relate this information to more players.



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