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Jnome

Tue May 11, 2004 9:44 am

Ok I tend to keep my crafted weapons there generic names.. Maybe put the stat's in the title.. Even my sig... But I was just wondering what are some of the funniest named weapons you ever seen? Or dumbest?

Ianril

Tue May 11, 2004 10:06 am

#2

The first bowcaster I ever had personally made was called Lucille.

Dirty Hairy

Ezri

Tue May 11, 2004 10:07 am

#3

Repaired a pre-nerf FWg5 named Bertha not long ago, I have a scoped stocked Laser Rifle with wicked High HAM called Porky...........

Tylin - Master Weaponsmith - Radiant Server

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Jnome

Tue May 11, 2004 11:55 am

#4

Ianril wrote:
The first bowcaster I ever had personally made was called Lucille.

I hope you didn't sleep with it while out camping

WerrtZer

Tue May 11, 2004 2:24 pm

#5

Guild leader had a Krayt FWG5 made with 150 tissue and a nym's feed mech and had the smith call it "God". I repaired it a few weeks back and broke down laughing when I saw it. Used to make a guildie (he quit) 2H swords and call them "Highlander".

These days it'sjust: [W'Z Inc] Weapon Name <stats> +scope/stock/whatever.

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HAWKE61

Tue May 11, 2004 3:48 pm

#6

I made an uber scythe and called it "PRECIOUS"

Jerele

Tue May 11, 2004 3:49 pm

#7

JBushesq wrote:
a curved sword named Hadhafang:

Yo, thats a WS name on my Server. You know each other?

::Jerele Boh::
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JBushesq

Tue May 11, 2004 3:59 pm

#8

Jerele wrote:

JBushesq wrote:
a curved sword named Hadhafang:

Yo, thats a WS name on my Server. You know each other?

Lol, i can's say that i do know any smiths on Kettemoor...but do you mean the WS has a sword named the same thing, or his name is Hadhafang. If its the former that's probably because its the name of Elrod's sword in Lord of the Rings. And if its the latter....well thats pretty funny

Damisoum, 26 June 2003 - 26 November 2003
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BPWArgus

Tue May 11, 2004 4:44 pm

#9

I always name my weapons, off the top of my head here are some of the ones i've used in the past.

LLC's "EMP", "Die-Ode", "Shocker"

Flame thrower "Hell's Fury" "Hell Fire", "Liquid Hot Magma" (/grin)

FWG5 "Autopistol", "Agent", "Boomgum"

Launcher pistol "Pocket Rocket"

Rocket Launcher "WMD"

Laser Carbine "AK-47" (funny enough, i heard people in a cantina discussing them, as if that was what the original name of the wepaon was)

Heavy weapons, Zeus' Staff, Zeus' Rod of Bolts, Olthoi King/Queen, Solar Flare, Sunspot

Rifle: Deadeye, Precision, Hawk-eye, Talon, Minuteman,

oh i've a ton of them i use

makes it fun

Arragos Arms
Helios, Tattoine

"If brute force doesn't work, You're not using enough!"

omif

Tue May 11, 2004 5:12 pm

#10

my first jawa ion rifle was called blunderbuss(or something close to that)

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eveready9999

Tue May 11, 2004 5:33 pm

#11

I have 2 stun bat's, one is named "Bad Mother" 154-397 and the other "lil bad mother" 143-293. It's fun to whip out my "Bad Mother" abd show it to friends

Eveready Zues(aka Elevatoready, village idiot) - Master Fencer/Doc

xendro

Tue May 11, 2004 5:58 pm

#12

Have a friend who commissioned a krayted laser carbine called "The Prophet". (I still have the gun too, just no use for carbines)

Xendro D'Arzaa
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eznihm

Tue May 11, 2004 6:02 pm

#13

Jerele wrote:

JBushesq wrote:
a curved sword named Hadhafang:

Yo, thats a WS name on my Server. You know each other?

there's a 400+ dmg jawa rifle named that on shadowfire.. gets tossed into the trade forums every few months.. everyone wants it until they realize they don't want to shoot it...

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