Teras Kasi Archive

Reposted from my home server forums. I had some time today...


Rhapsody of a Low Level Brawler
By Laurianna Goodspeed
(Written to the tune of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody)

Is this the real life?
Or Star Wars Galaxies?
Stuck at the login
No escape from Dev Nerrfing
Open the boards, look for the dev lords and speeeeak:
I'm just a brawler, I need some sympathy,
Because I'm an easy shot, quickly dead, in the face, through the head,
Any way shot blows doesn't really matter to me…

....to me

[Que piano]


Mamma, just killed a PAX
Ran up and punched his head, now storm troopers want me dead
Mamma, Reb life had just begun
And now I am burst-running to get away
Mama, Oooooh, I really don’t wanna die
If I’m not back in Theed this time tomorrow
Carry on, Carry on, as if nothing really matters…

Too late, his guild has come,
They eye shot me with their hate, pistol whipped me in my face
Goodbye, ev'rybody, I'm gonna die,
And PAX kill camp by body all the day..
Mama, Ooooh, I don't want to die,
I sometimes wish I'd never logged in at all..

[Que solo guitar]

[Re-enter staccato piano]

LAURIANNA: I see a little silhouette of a band
GUB: G-U-B! G-U-B! We are coming to your rescue!
PAX: Laser bolts and lighting! Very very frightening me!
LAURIANNA: Stinky PAXies!
GUB: Stinky PAXies!
LAURIANNA: Stinly PAXies!
GUB: Stinky PAXies!
LAURIANNA/GUB: Stinky PAXies let me go!
LAURIANNA: I need a Rez Kit Ooo oooh ooooh oooh.

LAURIANNA: I just a brawer, nobody loves me
GUB: She’s just a brawer from a broken skill tree!
Spare her her life till the Devs fix her please!
LAURIANNA: camp my corpse, crazy fruits, will you let me loot? O PAXies?
PAX: NO! WE WILL NOT LET YOU LOOT!
GUB: Let her loot! O PAXies!
PAX: NO! WE WILL NOT LET YOU LOOT!
GUB: Let her loot! O PAXies!
PAX: NO! WE WILL NOT LET YOU LOOT!
LAURIANNA: Let me loot!
PAX: WILL NOT LET YOU LOOT!
LAURIANNA: Let me loot!
PAX: WILL NOT LET YOU LOOT!
LARUAINNA: Let me loot!
PAX: Ah no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

LAURIANNA: Princess Leia! Master Yoda!
GUB: Why can’t some one make them move!
LAURIANNA: Jab-ba the Hut has a Sarlac set aside for me, for me, for meeeeeee..

[Que guitars and drums]

So you think you can shoot me and then camp my grave?
Well your right but you suck and should be fed to Krayts!
Oh, PAXies, can't do this to me, PAXies!
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

Nothing really matters, Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me

Any way the shot blows

lol very good lolol that was very freekin good lol!!!!!!!!!!