Teras Kasi Archive

"so, you want to train in the unarmed way and learn teras kasi" click yes to continue...

"you do realize that you are trying to bring a knife to a gunfight?" click yes to continue...

"you realize that even as a tank you're not much use compared to the CH pets. You're basically a CH gnort with a VK" click yes to continue...

"so, you know that the next patch will prevent us from using our legs and eventually the 'unarmed way' will literally mean you can't use your arms? You'll be stuck biting your opponents and hoping to get cert'd for a vibrodenture, which will require rare bugged components, and use of the VD will cost so much HAM that unless your name is porky the pig you won't be able to use them?" click yes to continue...

"you know you're paying to play this game right?" click yes to continue...

"I see....you're rich and a little slow. You'll make a perfect TK. Welcome. Enjoy the motion capture special moves, but don't enjoy them too much or you'll incap yourself. (you know, I really wanted to be coded as a BH or pistoleer trainer, but all those had been placed and it was this or droid engineer. such is my luck)."

VibroDenture - since the Dev ignore our major concerns I am sure they will go for this! Anything to make the melee classes an embarassment to play!

LOL great post!