Teras Kasi Archive

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SnakeLeg wrote:

Amyone got a good TK grinding macro out there?

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Heres one which might fit the bill.. I use it all the time..

/emote clears his throat ready for the increadibly long macro which follows...;
/cough;
/pause 3;
/attack;
/pause 3;
/say I'm a TKA and I'm okay,;
/unarmedStun1;
/pause 4;
/say I sleep all night and I grind all day.;
/unarmedBlind1;
/pause 4;
/emote hears voices coming from the TKA in the distance chanting "He's a TKA and he's okay, He sleeps all night and he grinds all day.";
/unarmedHit1;
/pause 4;
/say I dislocate you knees, and knock you down,;
/unarmedHit1;
/pause 4;
/say then spin repeatidly.;
/unarmedHit1;
/pause 4;
/say On Wednesdays I go griefing, And cry pwnage frequently.;
/unarmedHit1;
/pause 4;
/emote hears voices coming from the TKA in the distance chanting "He dislocates your knees, and knocks you down, then then spins repeatidly. On Wednesdays he goes griefing, And cries pwnage frequently";
/unarmedHit1;
/pause 4;
/emote hears voices coming from the TKA in the distance chanting "He's a TKA and he's okay, He sleeps all night and he grinds all day.";
/unarmedHit1;
/pause 4;
/say I dislocate your knees, I skip and jump,;
/unarmedStun1;
/pause 4;
/say I can carry on for hours.;
/unarmedBlind1;
/pause 4;
/say I put on women's clothing, And hang around in bars.;
/unarmedHit1;
/pause 4;
/emote hears voices coming from the TKA in the distance chanting "He dislocate your knees, He skips and jumps He can carry on for hours. He puts on women's clothing, And hangs around in bars.";
/unarmedHit1;
/pause 4;
/emote hears voices coming from the TKA in the distance chanting "He's a lumberjack and he's okay, He sleeps all night and he works all day.";
/unarmedHit1;
/pause 4;
/say I dislocate you knees, I wear high heels, Suspendies and a bra.;
/unarmedHit1;
/pause 4;
/say I wish I'd been a girlie, Just like my dear pappa.;
/unarmedHit1;
/pause 4;
/emote hears voices coming from the TKA in the distance chanting "He dislocates you knees, he wears high heels? Suspendies...and a bra?" then watches as they all walk off in disgust at his cross-dressing fetish.;
/pause 4;
/cough;
/grin;

Oh, and I was kidding..

he he he very nice

and you could have used a LITTLE less monty python straight and made it a little more starwarsy!

ill glady come into cantina's and sing that with you tho!

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Moppith wrote:

he he he very nice

and you could have used a LITTLE less monty python straight and made it a little more starwarsy!

ill glady come into cantina's and sing that with you tho!

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Moppith wrote:

ha ha ha, know the feeling, running around to make it look like your doing something but instead your just burning time!

and nice adjustment. will need to get that into a macro and start playing it in cantina's!

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Heheh I caught someone doing "The Saga Begins" by Weird Al the other day.. So what the hell ! I'll strip out the battle commands , tweak the timing and start singing it in the cantinas.. Should make for some interestingnights while i drown myself inTat sunburns

Oh, and just to waste the last 30 mins of the day since you replied again, you will notice that I tagged in something about weird al's the saga begins.. here is the macro for that too, without the battle commands of course.

The Saga Begins

by 'Weird' Al Yankovic (to the tune of american pie, but of course we all know that.)

Ok this is a direct rip but i love the tune, and a couple of people have asked me for the lyrics (not on the forums but your gettin it anyway).. Why people can't use google I will never know. This is one I will be making up tonight for sure cos I love this tune, just a pity I can't play audio files in SWG. I appologise for the length and of this and if anyone doesnt like Weird Al, etc.. blah d blah.. Personally i think it rocks.

/cough;
/pause 1;
/say A long, long time ago;
/pause 4;
/say In a galaxy far away;
/pause 3;
/say Naboo was under an attack;
/pause 3;
/say And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn;
/pause 4;
/say Could talk the federation into;
/pause 2;
/say Maybe cutting them a little slack;
/pause 4;
/say But their response, it didn't thrill us;
/pause 3;
/say They locked the doors and tried to kill us;
/pause 3;
/say We escaped from that gas;
/pause 2;
/say Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass;
/pause 3;
/say We took a bongo from the scene;
/pause 2;
/say And we went to Theed to see the Queen;
/pause 3;
/say We all wound up on Tatooine;
/pause 3;
/say That's where we found this boy...;
/pause 2;
/emote force pulls a guitar into his hands and begins to strum.;
/pause 5;
/say Oh my my this here Anakin guy;
/pause 2;
/say May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry;
/pause 3;
/say And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye;
/pause 3;
/say Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi";
/pause 2;
/say Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi;
/pause 3;
/emote gets into the rythm and looks over to the piano , wondering about the hooded figure who has appeared and started playing.;
/pause 1;
/say Did you know this junkyard slave;
/pause 2;
/say Isn't even old enough to shave;
/pause 2;
/say And he can use the Force, they say;
/pause 2;
/say Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen;
/pause 2;
/say Though he's just nine and she's fourteen;
/pause 2;
/say Yah, he's probably gonna marry her someday;
/pause 4;
/say Well, I knew he built C-3PO;
/pause 3;
/say And I've heard how fast his pod can go;
/pause 3;
/say And we were broke, it's true;
/pause 2;
/say So we made a wager or two;
/pause 2;
/say He was a prepubescent flyin' ace;
/pause 2;
/say And the minute Jabba started off that race;
/pause 2;
/say Well, I knew who would win first place;
/pause 2;
/say Oh yes, it was our boy;
/pause 2;
/say We started singin' ...;
/pause 3;
/say My my this here Anakin guy;
/pause 3;
/say May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry;
/pause 3;
/say And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye;
/pause 3;
/say Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi";
/pause 3;
/say "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi";
/pause 6;
/say Now we finally got to Coruscant;
/pause 3;
/say The Jedi Council we knew would want;
/pause 3;
/say To see how good the boy could be;
/pause 3;
/say So we took him there and we told the tale;
/pause 3;
/say How his midi-chlorians were off the scale;
/pause 3;
/say And he might fulfill that prophecy;
/pause 4;
/say Oh, the Council was impressed, of course;
/pause 2
/say Could he bring balance to the Force?;
/pause 2;
/say They interview the kid;
/pause 2;
/say Oh, training they forbid;
/pause 2;
/say Because Yoda sensed in him much fear;
/pause 3;
/say And Qui-Gon said "Now listen here"
/pause 3;
/say "Just stick it in your pointy ear"
/pause 3;
/say "I still will teach this boy"
/pause 3;
/say He was singin' ...;
/pause 3;
/say My my this here Anakin guy;
/pause 3;
/say May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry;
/pause 3;
/say And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye;
/pause 3;
/say Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi";
/pause 3;
/say "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi";
/pause 4;
/say We caught a ride back to Naboo;
/pause 3;
/say 'Cause Queen Amidala wanted to;
/pause 2;
/say I frankly would've liked to stay;
/pause 3;
/say We all fought in that epic war;
/pause 3;
/say And it wasn't long at all before;
/pause 2;
/say Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day;
/pause 4;
/say And in the end some Gunguns died;
/pause 3;
/say Some ships blew up and some pilots fried;
/pause 3;
/say A lot of folks were croakin';
/pause 2;
/say The battle droids were broken;
/pause 2;
/say And the Jedi I admire most;
/pause 2;
/say Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast;
/pause 3;
/say Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost;
/pause 3;
/say I guess I'll train this boy;
/pause 5;
/say And I was singin' ...;
/pause 4;
/say My my this here Anakin guy;
/pause 4;
/say May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry;
/pause 4;
/say And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye;
/pause 4;
/say Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi";
/pause 4;
/say "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi";
/pause 4;
/say We were singin' ...;
/pause 4;
/say My my this here Anakin guy;
/pause 4;
/say May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry;
/pause 4;
/say And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye;
/pause 7;
/say Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi";
/emote looks around, then watches a small bush get blownacross the floor by an eerie gust of wind.. Church bells sound in the distance..
/emote grin;

My timings off, but I did it ... 17:29 by my clock, once I click submit, my coat is going on and I'm on the way home.

/kowtows to the power of the forum and vows not to post any more insanely long macros ever again.

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Vegitaa wrote:
Ok, I had to do it.... I copied these songs and modified them slightly to be used by an entertainer... Threw in some flourishes and changed the "/say" to /sing. In my Macro's I also made sure to give you guys credit for the adaptations and original macro text. Too damn funny! So, If you see an entertainer on TestCenter or in Ahazi singing these songs expect to see yourself creditted.. lmao!

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YaY ! No doubt in years to come they will tell tales of the fabled bard who cam up with the original TKA song, and create a small shrine in many a cantina so people canpraise me..

But I can only dream.. Heheh. Glad you liked