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Thread: Perhaps the single finest poetic TKM Post to date regardig our uberness
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ArclightX
Wed Apr 21, 2004 11:39 am
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Defconn Wrote:
Oh NO! You've got it all wrong!!
Popular opinion is that we are GODS in any form of combat...
a) We hit faster than a speeding blaster shot. Kinetic resist composite armour is but paper to us. It does not matter that we only cause about 8 - 10 damage per blow, but with our uber +115 speed, legend has it that we can hit 300 times per second! What is armour to such a being?
b) Ranged fighters cower in our presence. Our aura alone freezes them to one spot in fear. The are unable to use their limbs. Unable to run. Unable to kite! They die where they stand!
c) We heal ourselves effectively! Whilst our enemies cower in fear, we drop to our knees and meditate, restoring ourselves whilst our prey fall to the ground...paralized from the awe of our presence! Then, with a cruel smile, we rise like the Leviathan from the deep, to wreak havoc on all who stand around us!
d) Those who dare to face us fall to the ground helpless...KD'ed and Dizzied beyond the ability to react. We laugh at anti-kd foods for with our blinding speed, the 1 in 10 shot of dropping our opponents helpless on their backs happens in but the blink of an eyelid!
e) Master Fencers with stun batons? I laugh at them! For with their pitiful weapons, though my armour has little or no defence against it's damage, my skin is tempered with Unarmed Toughness making their stun blows but the bites of little mosquitoes!
f) Swordsmen with their Scythes, I have but an iota of respect! For those who bother to master their craft...they can hit as fast as I can! And with a weapon of equal damage and accuracy. But with the power of a God, a flick of my VK, and they are no more...!
g) Pikemen, I pity! For they are so slow that before they can complete their first move...they are already dead. Why do they not invest in cheap skill attachmnents? Are they not available almost as throw-aways? At least, a fully speed capped pikeman would give me SOME amusement!
h) We have but one weapon...one damage type...but our power is such that all the universe are but prey to our blood-thirsty desires. We walk the corridors of the Corvette unafraid, unstoppable...! High kinetic resist nightsisters swoon in our presence. We walk the caves of Dathomir, looting as we feel...all things are ours to take without as much as breaking a sweat...!
So tell me again, why are we so weak?...
Popular opinion is that we are GODS in any form of combat...
a) We hit faster than a speeding blaster shot. Kinetic resist composite armour is but paper to us. It does not matter that we only cause about 8 - 10 damage per blow, but with our uber +115 speed, legend has it that we can hit 300 times per second! What is armour to such a being?
b) Ranged fighters cower in our presence. Our aura alone freezes them to one spot in fear. The are unable to use their limbs. Unable to run. Unable to kite! They die where they stand!
c) We heal ourselves effectively! Whilst our enemies cower in fear, we drop to our knees and meditate, restoring ourselves whilst our prey fall to the ground...paralized from the awe of our presence! Then, with a cruel smile, we rise like the Leviathan from the deep, to wreak havoc on all who stand around us!
d) Those who dare to face us fall to the ground helpless...KD'ed and Dizzied beyond the ability to react. We laugh at anti-kd foods for with our blinding speed, the 1 in 10 shot of dropping our opponents helpless on their backs happens in but the blink of an eyelid!
e) Master Fencers with stun batons? I laugh at them! For with their pitiful weapons, though my armour has little or no defence against it's damage, my skin is tempered with Unarmed Toughness making their stun blows but the bites of little mosquitoes!
f) Swordsmen with their Scythes, I have but an iota of respect! For those who bother to master their craft...they can hit as fast as I can! And with a weapon of equal damage and accuracy. But with the power of a God, a flick of my VK, and they are no more...!
g) Pikemen, I pity! For they are so slow that before they can complete their first move...they are already dead. Why do they not invest in cheap skill attachmnents? Are they not available almost as throw-aways? At least, a fully speed capped pikeman would give me SOME amusement!
h) We have but one weapon...one damage type...but our power is such that all the universe are but prey to our blood-thirsty desires. We walk the corridors of the Corvette unafraid, unstoppable...! High kinetic resist nightsisters swoon in our presence. We walk the caves of Dathomir, looting as we feel...all things are ours to take without as much as breaking a sweat...!
So tell me again, why are we so weak?...
This post nearly brought me to tears... what can I say, absolutely fantastic, stunning, bravo, bravo. I wasa god all this time and never even knew it, amazing, simply amazing. Perhaps I shouldtest my newly found deity.
Ahem...
BOW IN MY PRESENCE!!!!, YOU FILTHY SWINE YOU!!!!!!! SECUMB TO MY L33T UBERNESS!!!
Hmmm... not bad... much more potent the uh3, wouldn't you say?
Ahazians
ArclightX
Wed Apr 21, 2004 11:46 am
#2
I especially liked h)
and I quoth...
h) We have but one weapon...one damage type...but our power is such that all the universe are but prey to our blood-thirsty desires. We walk the corridors of the Corvette unafraid, unstoppable...! High kinetic resist nightsisters swoon in our presence. We walk the caves of Dathomir, looting as we feel...all things are ours to take without as much as breaking a sweat...!
So beautifully written and compelling that feel I must try this.. next time I find myself on Dathomir I shall walk the hall of the Nightsister Stronghold, fearing nothing, pitying those who dare challenge me, spitting at the presence of the elders with there 350k of ham through which they would melt like butter to my god like presence..
Makes me almost feel sorry for the super battle droids on the corvette... boy are they in trouble now...
drjonas
Wed Apr 21, 2004 11:57 am
#3
*sniff*
*clap........clap......clap....clap...clap..clap.clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap*
Ryutek
Thu Apr 22, 2004 12:02 am
#5
Now, when I restructured this in another thread where this was reposted I got 1-Starred, and here you have 4. Lol, someone must hate me.
Anyway, I loved this post also 
KharrKhomak
Thu Apr 22, 2004 12:03 am
#6
5 Stars!
But we don't need stars, we are gods! We make our own stars.
Kharr Khomak
Master Ranger - since Dec 14, 2003
Teras Kasi Master - since Mar 28, 2004
Medic 0-1-0-0
Member of the Antarian Rangers
Ex-Master Creature Handler - Dec 16, 2003 to Mar 9, 2004
Playing since Sept 7, 2003
ArclightX
Thu Apr 22, 2004 12:08 am
#7
KharrKhomak wrote:
5 Stars!
But we don't need stars, we are gods! We make our own stars.
Kharr Khomak
Master Ranger - since Dec 14, 2003
Teras Kasi Master - since Mar 28, 2004
Medic 0-1-0-0
Member of the Antarian Rangers
Ex-Master Creature Handler - Dec 16, 2003 to Mar 9, 2004
Playing since Sept 7, 2003
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milk coming out of my nose ...
hahahahahahhahahahaha
antares_Kauri
Thu Apr 22, 2004 12:10 am
#8
Even against 90% kinetic/heat composite & melee mitigation 3, an above-average scythe at the speed cap just only breaks even with the VKs, the RKs still win out by a good amount. As far as DPS goes.
antares
master pikeman
antares
master pikeman
Message Edited by antares_Kauri on 04-21-2004 12:10 PM
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