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Thread: Is this not some of the best writing you've seen
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KhamaruMDD
Tue Apr 20, 2004 11:26 pm
#1
"All was written by Defconn"
Oh NO! You've got it all wrong!! Popular opinion is that we are GODS in any form of combat... 
a) We hit faster than a speeding blaster shot. Kinetic resist composite armour is but paper to us. It does not matter that we only cause about 8 - 10 damage per blow, but with our uber +115 speed, legend has it that we can hit 300 times per second! What is armour to such a being? b) Ranged fighters cower in our presence. Our aura alone freezes them to one spot in fear. The are unable to use their limbs. Unable to run. Unable to kite! They die where they stand! c) We heal ourselves effectively! Whilst our enemies cower in fear, we drop to our knees and meditate, restoring ourselves whilst our prey fall to the ground...paralized from the awe of our presence! Then, with a cruel smile, we rise like the Leviathan from the deep, to wreak havoc on all who stand around us! d) Those who dare to face us fall to the ground helpless...KD'ed and Dizzied beyond the ability to react. We laugh at anti-kd foods for with our blinding speed, the 1 in 10 shot of dropping our opponents helpless on their backs happens in but the blink of an eyelid! e) Master Fencers with stun batons? I laugh at them! For with their pitiful weapons, though my armour has little or no defence against it's damage, my skin is tempered with Unarmed Toughness making their stun blows but the bites of little mosquitoes! f) Swordsmen with their Scythes, I have but an iota of respect! For those who bother to master their craft...they can hit as fast as I can! And with a weapon of equal damage and accuracy. But with the power of a God, a flick of my VK, and they are no more...! g) Pikemen, I pity! For they are so slow that before they can complete their first move...they are already dead. Why do they not invest in cheap skill attachmnents? Are they not available almost as throw-aways? At least, a fully speed capped pikeman would give me SOME amusement! h) We have but one weapon...one damage type...but our power is such that all the universe are but prey to our blood-thirsty desires. We walk the corridors of the Corvette unafraid, unstoppable...! High kinetic resist nightsisters swoon in our presence. We walk the caves of Dathomir, looting as we feel...all things are ours to take without as much as breaking a sweat...! So tell me again, why are we so weak?... 
a) We hit faster than a speeding blaster shot. Kinetic resist composite armour is but paper to us. It does not matter that we only cause about 8 - 10 damage per blow, but with our uber +115 speed, legend has it that we can hit 300 times per second! What is armour to such a being? b) Ranged fighters cower in our presence. Our aura alone freezes them to one spot in fear. The are unable to use their limbs. Unable to run. Unable to kite! They die where they stand! c) We heal ourselves effectively! Whilst our enemies cower in fear, we drop to our knees and meditate, restoring ourselves whilst our prey fall to the ground...paralized from the awe of our presence! Then, with a cruel smile, we rise like the Leviathan from the deep, to wreak havoc on all who stand around us! d) Those who dare to face us fall to the ground helpless...KD'ed and Dizzied beyond the ability to react. We laugh at anti-kd foods for with our blinding speed, the 1 in 10 shot of dropping our opponents helpless on their backs happens in but the blink of an eyelid! e) Master Fencers with stun batons? I laugh at them! For with their pitiful weapons, though my armour has little or no defence against it's damage, my skin is tempered with Unarmed Toughness making their stun blows but the bites of little mosquitoes! f) Swordsmen with their Scythes, I have but an iota of respect! For those who bother to master their craft...they can hit as fast as I can! And with a weapon of equal damage and accuracy. But with the power of a God, a flick of my VK, and they are no more...! g) Pikemen, I pity! For they are so slow that before they can complete their first move...they are already dead. Why do they not invest in cheap skill attachmnents? Are they not available almost as throw-aways? At least, a fully speed capped pikeman would give me SOME amusement! h) We have but one weapon...one damage type...but our power is such that all the universe are but prey to our blood-thirsty desires. We walk the corridors of the Corvette unafraid, unstoppable...! High kinetic resist nightsisters swoon in our presence. We walk the caves of Dathomir, looting as we feel...all things are ours to take without as much as breaking a sweat...! So tell me again, why are we so weak?...
Ryutek
Wed Apr 21, 2004 6:25 am
#4
Restructured the paragraphs for easier reading 
"All was written by Defconn"
Oh NO! You've got it all wrong!! Popular opinion is that we are GODS in any form of combat...
a) We hit faster than a speeding blaster shot. Kinetic resist composite armour is but paper to us. It does not matter that we only cause about 8 - 10 damage per blow, but with our uber +115 speed, legend has it that we can hit 300 times per second! What is armour to such a being?
b) Ranged fighters cower in our presence. Our aura alone freezes them to one spot in fear. The are unable to use their limbs. Unable to run. Unable to kite! They die where they stand!
c) We heal ourselves effectively! Whilst our enemies cower in fear, we drop to our knees and meditate, restoring ourselves whilst our prey fall to the ground...paralized from the awe of our presence! Then, with a cruel smile, we rise like the Leviathan from the deep, to wreak havoc on all who stand around us!
d) Those who dare to face us fall to the ground helpless...KD'ed and Dizzied beyond the ability to react. We laugh at anti-kd foods for with our blinding speed, the 1 in 10 shot of dropping our opponents helpless on their backs happens in but the blink of an eyelid!
e) Master Fencers with stun batons? I laugh at them! For with their pitiful weapons, though my armour has little or no defence against it's damage, my skin is tempered with Unarmed Toughness making their stun blows but the bites of little mosquitoes!
f) Swordsmen with their Scythes, I have but an iota of respect! For those who bother to master their craft...they can hit as fast as I can! And with a weapon of equal damage and accuracy. But with the power of a God, a flick of my VK, and they are no more...!
g) Pikemen, I pity! For they are so slow that before they can complete their first move...they are already dead. Why do they not invest in cheap skill attachmnents? Are they not available almost as throw-aways? At least, a fully speed capped pikeman would give me SOME amusement!
h) We have but one weapon...one damage type...but our power is such that all the universe are but prey to our blood-thirsty desires. We walk the corridors of the Corvette unafraid, unstoppable...! High kinetic resist nightsisters swoon in our presence. We walk the caves of Dathomir, looting as we feel...all things are ours to take without as much as breaking a sweat...!
So tell me again, why are we so weak?...
a) We hit faster than a speeding blaster shot. Kinetic resist composite armour is but paper to us. It does not matter that we only cause about 8 - 10 damage per blow, but with our uber +115 speed, legend has it that we can hit 300 times per second! What is armour to such a being?
b) Ranged fighters cower in our presence. Our aura alone freezes them to one spot in fear. The are unable to use their limbs. Unable to run. Unable to kite! They die where they stand!
c) We heal ourselves effectively! Whilst our enemies cower in fear, we drop to our knees and meditate, restoring ourselves whilst our prey fall to the ground...paralized from the awe of our presence! Then, with a cruel smile, we rise like the Leviathan from the deep, to wreak havoc on all who stand around us!
d) Those who dare to face us fall to the ground helpless...KD'ed and Dizzied beyond the ability to react. We laugh at anti-kd foods for with our blinding speed, the 1 in 10 shot of dropping our opponents helpless on their backs happens in but the blink of an eyelid!
e) Master Fencers with stun batons? I laugh at them! For with their pitiful weapons, though my armour has little or no defence against it's damage, my skin is tempered with Unarmed Toughness making their stun blows but the bites of little mosquitoes!
f) Swordsmen with their Scythes, I have but an iota of respect! For those who bother to master their craft...they can hit as fast as I can! And with a weapon of equal damage and accuracy. But with the power of a God, a flick of my VK, and they are no more...!
g) Pikemen, I pity! For they are so slow that before they can complete their first move...they are already dead. Why do they not invest in cheap skill attachmnents? Are they not available almost as throw-aways? At least, a fully speed capped pikeman would give me SOME amusement!
h) We have but one weapon...one damage type...but our power is such that all the universe are but prey to our blood-thirsty desires. We walk the corridors of the Corvette unafraid, unstoppable...! High kinetic resist nightsisters swoon in our presence. We walk the caves of Dathomir, looting as we feel...all things are ours to take without as much as breaking a sweat...!
So tell me again, why are we so weak?...
EDIT: Well, someone 1 Starred me for reorganizing the post, how pathetic.... I thought it was great (as I am a fan of sarcasm anyway) and wanted it to be easier to read. We have some strange trolls methinks...
Message Edited by Ryutek on 04-21-2004 12:41 PM
Vincentarasin
Wed Apr 21, 2004 6:42 am
#5
Thats prety funny, from a tkm
<-- fencer, gotta throw that in.
Props for creativity
Ternque01
Wed Apr 21, 2004 9:36 am
#6
KhamaruMDD when i go to his (Defconn's) original post it is well structured like the
post Ryutek made above. I hope you are a good friend of Defconn's, because other I
believe you are just griefing the guy.
FYI, Defconn's post I took to be a sarcastic one, and it was very easy to read. Defconn's
post can be found in the "TKM Sucks in pvp" thread in its original and readable form.
Thank you very much ladies and gentlemen.
Looks like you have some explaining to do KhamaruMDD....
post Ryutek made above. I hope you are a good friend of Defconn's, because other I
believe you are just griefing the guy.
FYI, Defconn's post I took to be a sarcastic one, and it was very easy to read. Defconn's
post can be found in the "TKM Sucks in pvp" thread in its original and readable form.
Thank you very much ladies and gentlemen.
Looks like you have some explaining to do KhamaruMDD....
Defconn
Wed Apr 21, 2004 9:02 pm
#7
No...I took it that he simply messed up the formatting in the copy and paste. No explaining to do. And happy that you guys enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it...
KhamaruMDD
Wed Apr 21, 2004 9:15 pm
#8
Ternque01 wrote:
KhamaruMDD when i go to his (Defconn's) original post it is well structured like the
post Ryutek made above. I hope you are a good friend of Defconn's, because other I
believe you are just griefing the guy.
FYI, Defconn's post I took to be a sarcastic one, and it was very easy to read. Defconn's
post can be found in the "TKM Sucks in pvp" thread in its original and readable form.
Thank you very much ladies and gentlemen.
Looks like you have some explaining to do KhamaruMDD....
This is the weirdest post I have ever read, I also posted his post in the swordsman forums (propperly). I was giving it kudoz... if you hadn't realized what I posted underneath it in my "TKM sucks in pvp" thread, you would understand.
btw... do people like you?
EcadMistflier
Thu Apr 22, 2004 1:51 pm
#10
Very nice.. I weep with joy in your presense.... /*choke* Five stars for you......
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