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Thread: Diagnosed: Head-Hitters Syndrome

Sitorikku
Sun Aug 29, 2004 10:42 pm
#1

Head-Hitters Syndrome: A state of mind similar to lunacy and lycanthropy developed on Tatooine causing excessive greed,kill stealing,and loss of emotion. This state is enduced by both moons becoming "Full" at once. Rumored transformation of the effected subject into Master TK, Rifleman, or Swordsman gives the name of this disease. Most commonly effected subjects appear to be mysteriously transformed into hairy beasts known as Wookiees. Most effected subjects are mysteriously drawn to Fort Tusken with an unconquered lust to kill every spawn in sight and by the dishonest impulses that pursuade them to believe that the loot they can obtain will bring them more wealth than Janta and Enraged rancor missions. The disease appears to be contageous and it isnt uncommon for those around the effected to suffer minor effects of HHS and begin greedily attacking Tuskens in attempts to sustain their own loot. There is no known cure for HHS however the selfish frenzy usually ends upon death or loss of ones medical enhancements.


ImperialState of the Grind WARNING: Do not attempt to approach someone in or believed to be in a HHS frenzy about training or in an attempt to get them to stop, more commonly than not the effected person will either ingore you or worse, react snobbishly or aggressivly. Contact your nearest Enforcement Officer immediately if you have follen victom to a HHSed subject.Advisory- Those under the influence of HHS have no respect or sympathy for grinders, stay as far away as possible and best known way to avoid contraction of the disease is to continue showing respect for fellow grinders. If you are already a master of any of the following professions- TK, Rifleman, Swordsman or any Hybrid professions there of-your are more likely to contract the disease unintentionally andit is suggested you show extra respect to grinders avoiding attacking their targets unless they are in dire need of help to avoid infection.



Corinthia Rhomphaia
SWGTKA
Mon Aug 30, 2004 4:04 am
#2

note - thats not funny




-Long Live The Empire-
MorningLord
Wed Sep 01, 2004 4:43 am
#3

I disagree, that's bloody hilarious.
Nothing more annoying when grinding than some greedy buggers wandering in to Tusken just to get a lousy crystal or something.
Well done, that made me smile.
Iawo
Wed Sep 01, 2004 5:47 am
#4

To me, it's usually the other way around, except I don't bother withFort Tusken. Everybody's chicken to go in until Igo in and startkilling them, then suddenly I have 5 people following me around trying to use me as a tank. At least /feigndeath works good for this.


I was just happy last night when the jedi decided to leave me alone while I had two Kwi on me at the Geo cave.



Iawo Eatevai
Zabrak Rebel Smuggler
Crimson Phoenix Ace

I thought the NGE couldn't be any worse than the CU, but I was wrong.

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