Teras Kasi Archive

I wanted to see just how far this nerf bat hit me, so I decided to duel a chef. We walked up to each other like it was high noon, tumbleweeds rolling through town, and dust slipping into the crevices of our eyes (which you would think I would be smarter and use these nifty-difty Sunglasses I got because I got the limited edition...WOW). I started going into my forms to get a little loosend up, and he pulled out a vid-unit and started watching Martha Stewert.

Just as I was feeling relaxed and ready for this tough post patch battle that was about to insue, I noticed that my HAM's were almost completely depleted from warming up. **edit**? Did I forget to take off my VK's before I stretched? Was there a Thug taking pop shots at me from a distance and I just didn't notice? Unable to figure it out, I asked my Chef opponent for a few minutes to meditate. He didn't mind, he was preparing some Ikope Diane with spicy green sauce. So I meditated....and meditated....and meditated....you know I'm not sure if it makes me heal faster or not, because I was asleep the whole fooking time while I waited.

Okay, HAM's are back up, I'm relaxed and well rested, and he's nowhere to be found. What the hell? After all this preperation he isn't even going to fight me? Well I showed him. I beat him with the TK patience skill. It is the most uber special we have. It attacks the enemies patience skill and drains it faster than a bolt out of a laser rifle, resulting in them throwing up their hands and running away. Unfortunately, till next patch, we don't get any experience for that.

My heart slowed down and my ego inflated. I strutted around town living the high life. My sunguard pulled down, my robe blowing in the wind, my...**edit**! how am I incapped? Oh man, these fooking Devs!!! **edit** diseased Nuna that strolled into town opened a can of whoop @$$ on me. Now it didn't death blow me, so that is the upside, but I had to wait 78 seconds and then 3 minutes before I was ready to go take on a baby gorg. I have to tell you, yesterday was the most intense day I've had so far as a TK. It was so intense that I could not take another white killing me, that I floated to another server and made a BH.

ROFL

Just don't forget the BH knockdown got nerfed too.

Aurilius/Starsider/1 box to mTKA but might become a chef

LoL

That was a good one

rotflmao! Its so true, if it I wasn't laughing, I'd be crying. TKA's remind me of those generic ninjas who always get whooped in the movies. They come out with some flashy moves and then they're on their back after taking a couple of lame hits.

I was thinking like the bad guy on Karate Kid I, and no not the guy thats good enough to get beat at the end but one of his friends.

LOL!!

That was hilarious! Thanks for brightening my day

I think I will start taking a more corny approach to playing my TKA.

"Don't worry, I'll pull!" *dead*

"You guys run, I'll hold em off!" *dead*

If you can't laugh at yourself, you need to remember it's just a game.

BTW, the Karate Kid reference was awesome! They should change our Prof to (Cobra Kasi Artist) :b