Teras Kasi Archive
Thread: Chronicals of Skurr....Vol 1
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Skurr
Fri Oct 08, 2004 3:15 pm
#1
Chronicals of Skurr.....
(Recording #313 Regional Imperial Inquisitors office with one Jago Jago...the only surviving witness of a multiple murder at the Kajani Corral Bar and Grill on Tatooine)
"Very bad...Very bad indeed....Jago see things. Very bad.
Must not tell, no one..Jago mean Nooooo onnnnneeee. Shhhhhh.
Jago in bar. Very nice day indeed. Jago go get usual drink Burner. Very good nice lady..pretty lady bring drink. Nice music...alot of people. Jago see Furry man sitting in back by self....no one talk to him. Red eyes....eyes...ah....(something unintelligable).
Nice music...yes everyone having fun..nice time...nice ladies...hahha..ha..um (mutters again)".
"Bad men...two bad men with droid...BBBIIIGGG men go to bar and start shouting at drink man. They shove picture....man say that he dont know. They laugh and start yelling again...(gulp)...ah....is Jago gonna get money for th....."
(recording ended)
(recording started)
"Sorry......so sorry..(sob)...dont..p.please...I go on...Jago see men...big men...they pull out gun and shoot drink man...screams everywhere. Jago hide under table....almost spill drink.. Bad men turn...start walking around. Shooting....people screaming..ah...I see furry man....he....not move at all. He sit...all alone by himself....ah red ey...eyes. Big men see furry man...and go over there. Furry man still not move....they yell at him....and show picture.....Furry man stand up....."
(Inquisitor asks a question unintelligable)
"Ahh....dark green...Jago think...ah..robe...with hood..."
(Inquisitor states something again unintelligable)
"Furry man raises hand to sides and grins.....sharp teeth....One Big Man points and look..ah...suprise..like on face...Furry man..so fast...hit man in face....face gone.....blood....ahh...bl... (mutters unintelligable)...Other big man...pull sword....Furry man smile again....has something in hand...."
(Inquisitor asks a question and shows Jago picture of vibro Knuckler)
"Yes!.....yes thats look like thing...that...thats thing furry man had....big man swing...swwwwwiiinnnnngggg...back forth like this...furry man move and laugh...furry man bonks man on head top...right here....big man go down......furry man kicks man again again again...blood...alot...big man get up...real dizzy like...man do kick..."
(Inquisitor asks a question unitelligable)
"Ah......don't...not sure....that Jedi stuff......?"
(Inquisitor states something and Second Inquisitor asks a question unitelligable)
"Ter....huh.....Tear Aaas...Jago not hear of Tears of Aaaasss"
(First Inquisitor states something unitelligable)
"O...Ok....furry man kick...real fast like...big man's head go...whooooosshhhhh and hit wall.. Furry man stop....goes over to other big man and goes in pockets....take papers..and ..ahh.....goes over to droid and pokes it a couple times......door...uh..open on droid...furry man take round thingy from droid...."
(Inquistior asks something unintelligable)
"Jago hiding!...under table...not move... nononononononono...very quiet...Jago verrrryyyy quiet.."
(Inquisitor states something unintelligable)
"Furry man see Jago!......come over to table and lifts it up......Jago not....ah...not....move......furry man....still.....I.....red....ey......(mutters something untintelligable)....."
(Inquisitor states something unitelligable)
"Furry man leave......not say nothing Jago....drop table and leave.....dead everybody...except Jago....Jago come here.....to tell.....Jago need money....Jago like empire....Jago help find furry man...."
(Inquisitor states something unitelligable and stormtroopers enter)
"Wha....What.....no...nooo Jago help......NOOOOOO....you promise no hurt...stop..pl...no....pl.....not me...no...pl....."hr
(recording ended)
(Recording #313 Regional Imperial Inquisitors office with one Jago Jago...the only surviving witness of a multiple murder at the Kajani Corral Bar and Grill on Tatooine)
"Very bad...Very bad indeed....Jago see things. Very bad.
Must not tell, no one..Jago mean Nooooo onnnnneeee. Shhhhhh.
Jago in bar. Very nice day indeed. Jago go get usual drink Burner. Very good nice lady..pretty lady bring drink. Nice music...alot of people. Jago see Furry man sitting in back by self....no one talk to him. Red eyes....eyes...ah....(something unintelligable).
Nice music...yes everyone having fun..nice time...nice ladies...hahha..ha..um (mutters again)".
"Bad men...two bad men with droid...BBBIIIGGG men go to bar and start shouting at drink man. They shove picture....man say that he dont know. They laugh and start yelling again...(gulp)...ah....is Jago gonna get money for th....."
(recording ended)
(recording started)
"Sorry......so sorry..(sob)...dont..p.please...I go on...Jago see men...big men...they pull out gun and shoot drink man...screams everywhere. Jago hide under table....almost spill drink.. Bad men turn...start walking around. Shooting....people screaming..ah...I see furry man....he....not move at all. He sit...all alone by himself....ah red ey...eyes. Big men see furry man...and go over there. Furry man still not move....they yell at him....and show picture.....Furry man stand up....."
(Inquisitor asks a question unintelligable)
"Ahh....dark green...Jago think...ah..robe...with hood..."
(Inquisitor states something again unintelligable)
"Furry man raises hand to sides and grins.....sharp teeth....One Big Man points and look..ah...suprise..like on face...Furry man..so fast...hit man in face....face gone.....blood....ahh...bl... (mutters unintelligable)...Other big man...pull sword....Furry man smile again....has something in hand...."
(Inquisitor asks a question and shows Jago picture of vibro Knuckler)
"Yes!.....yes thats look like thing...that...thats thing furry man had....big man swing...swwwwwiiinnnnngggg...back forth like this...furry man move and laugh...furry man bonks man on head top...right here....big man go down......furry man kicks man again again again...blood...alot...big man get up...real dizzy like...man do kick..."
(Inquisitor asks a question unitelligable)
"Ah......don't...not sure....that Jedi stuff......?"
(Inquisitor states something and Second Inquisitor asks a question unitelligable)
"Ter....huh.....Tear Aaas...Jago not hear of Tears of Aaaasss"
(First Inquisitor states something unitelligable)
"O...Ok....furry man kick...real fast like...big man's head go...whooooosshhhhh and hit wall.. Furry man stop....goes over to other big man and goes in pockets....take papers..and ..ahh.....goes over to droid and pokes it a couple times......door...uh..open on droid...furry man take round thingy from droid...."
(Inquistior asks something unintelligable)
"Jago hiding!...under table...not move... nononononononono...very quiet...Jago verrrryyyy quiet.."
(Inquisitor states something unintelligable)
"Furry man see Jago!......come over to table and lifts it up......Jago not....ah...not....move......furry man....still.....I.....red....ey......(mutters something untintelligable)....."
(Inquisitor states something unitelligable)
"Furry man leave......not say nothing Jago....drop table and leave.....dead everybody...except Jago....Jago come here.....to tell.....Jago need money....Jago like empire....Jago help find furry man...."
(Inquisitor states something unitelligable and stormtroopers enter)
"Wha....What.....no...nooo Jago help......NOOOOOO....you promise no hurt...stop..pl...no....pl.....not me...no...pl....."hr
(recording ended)
Skurr
Fri Oct 08, 2004 3:17 pm
#2
Boredom is the fruit of artistic genuis....or corny storytelling...lol 
NeoEcks
Fri Oct 08, 2004 11:09 pm
#5
good to see some storytelling. would be nice to see people making more of an effort to share their stories and ideas.
as an aside, i HATE the cute characters Lucas felt he had to put in the movies for kids.
HATE Gungans, and i mean with the burning passion of a thousand firey suns, i hate Gungans (and anything like them) and what they represent in the films.
they should be removed and replaced with a true, dangerous counter-faction to the Naboo. Mercinaries skilled in gorilla warfare, not slap-stick comic reliefe...
as an aside, i HATE the cute characters Lucas felt he had to put in the movies for kids.
HATE Gungans, and i mean with the burning passion of a thousand firey suns, i hate Gungans (and anything like them) and what they represent in the films.
they should be removed and replaced with a true, dangerous counter-faction to the Naboo. Mercinaries skilled in gorilla warfare, not slap-stick comic reliefe...
Skurr
Sat Oct 09, 2004 9:50 am
#7
Imperial Intelligence File #45At21
Subject: Skurr
Height 7'4"
Race: Wookie:
Homeworld: Unknown
Birth Parents: Unknown
Alligence: Unknown
Military Affiliation: Unknown
Combat Intel: Practioneer of outlawed unarmed stlye Teras Kasi: Purported Master of the Rising Fist Style
Prior Violations: Negative
Reward for Capture: Negative
Summary:
Subject is naturalized citizen of Tatooine. Little is known of past. Subject is a purported Master of Teras Kasi, the outlawed unarmed combat style. Subject is paticularly know for a move known as the Rising Fist. From intel gathered it is assumed he has yet to be beaten in combat. Subject's current whereabouts are unknown. He is wanted for questioning for connection of multiple incidents involving imperial skip tracers. Individual is to be considered armed and dangerous. Orders for High Command indicate that he is to be taken alive and to be questioned by the Tatooine Regional Inquisitor. 2 squads have been sent to Tatooine to apprehend subject. Have yet to recieve word on mission sucess.
2Lt. Dimanar Speccs Imperial Intelligence Officer
Subject: Skurr
Height 7'4"
Race: Wookie:
Homeworld: Unknown
Birth Parents: Unknown
Alligence: Unknown
Military Affiliation: Unknown
Combat Intel: Practioneer of outlawed unarmed stlye Teras Kasi: Purported Master of the Rising Fist Style
Prior Violations: Negative
Reward for Capture: Negative
Summary:
Subject is naturalized citizen of Tatooine. Little is known of past. Subject is a purported Master of Teras Kasi, the outlawed unarmed combat style. Subject is paticularly know for a move known as the Rising Fist. From intel gathered it is assumed he has yet to be beaten in combat. Subject's current whereabouts are unknown. He is wanted for questioning for connection of multiple incidents involving imperial skip tracers. Individual is to be considered armed and dangerous. Orders for High Command indicate that he is to be taken alive and to be questioned by the Tatooine Regional Inquisitor. 2 squads have been sent to Tatooine to apprehend subject. Have yet to recieve word on mission sucess.
2Lt. Dimanar Speccs Imperial Intelligence Officer
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