Teras Kasi Archive
Thread: Bruce Lee vs Pit Bull
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bazooka_b
Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:18 pm
#1
At first Bruce uses no weapons and can move his hands much faster, while using less engergy
it's an even match
Bruce puts on a pair of spiked brass knuckles and can kill the dog with a few shots to the head
Bruce wins
Bruce tries the same thing with 100lbs knucks that he can hardly swing
dog wins
Bruce breaks the dogs legs, now he can pound on it with no effect
Bruce owns
Bruce is now covered with weights, head to toe
dog wins
Bruce adds 100lbs sponge knuckles and can rarely hit the dog when he tries, the weights push the dog over, but it gets up and Bruce is now exhausted
a poodle can now own Bruce Lee
it's an even match
Bruce puts on a pair of spiked brass knuckles and can kill the dog with a few shots to the head
Bruce wins
Bruce tries the same thing with 100lbs knucks that he can hardly swing
dog wins
Bruce breaks the dogs legs, now he can pound on it with no effect
Bruce owns
Bruce is now covered with weights, head to toe
dog wins
Bruce adds 100lbs sponge knuckles and can rarely hit the dog when he tries, the weights push the dog over, but it gets up and Bruce is now exhausted
a poodle can now own Bruce Lee
Hyakugojyuuichi
Thu Aug 14, 2003 2:42 am
#2
...and then James Bond kicks in and shoot Bruce Lee with aFWG5 pistol
Bond wins
Bruce tries to fight back with his super kick, however this ain't matrix, so before he can get to him, James Bond shoots another bullet at him.
Bond wins
With a last chance, Bruce tries to sneak behind Bond however Bond sees it and shoots a couple shots at him...Bruce tries to dodge the bullet but unfortunately he ain't Mr. Anderson so he falls down.
Bond wins
..at last, Bond walks up to him and gives him a deathblow...
Bond wins
Bruce got ressurected and he just bought a sliced carbine from someone, and he found Bond datin' a woman so he fired at him.
Bruce wins
..at last, Bruce walks up to him and gives him a deathblow(whack him usin' the carbine).
Bruce wins
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