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Doobeous

Wed Feb 18, 2004 6:10 am

#1

Who doesn't have a DOT?

Teras kasi, teras kasi, why cant you stay 5m away from me?

Who doesnt have but light armor piercing?

Teras Kasi, Teras Kasi, why cant you stay 5m away from me?

Who can't do crap vs. anything huge?

Teras Kasi, Teras Kasi, why cant you stay 5m away from me?

Who is screwed vs 100% Kinetic?

Teras Kasi, Teras Kasi, why cant you stay 5m away from me?

Who gets beat by Teras Kasi?

Stupid Newbies, Stupid Newbies,

Who is so stupid that they cant stay 5 meters away from me?

/opera voice

STU--PID NEEEEEEEEEEEEWB-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEES!

(Timpani roll and large orchestra chord) Duh duh du duh du DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

/bow3

Message Edited by Doobeous on 02-18-2004 08:12 AM

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Cielago

Wed Feb 18, 2004 6:15 am

#2

nice )

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SKoT9

Wed Feb 18, 2004 6:22 am

#3

So beautiful *tears rolling down side of face*

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TheOneWag

Wed Feb 18, 2004 7:25 am

#4

What the hell, I'll post it again.

((As taken from the Flash Video "The End of the World" ))

Narrator: Ok, so one day the Jedi decide that those TKM sons of abiatches are going to die, so they launcha nerfat TKM and TKM's like...

TKM: Crap! Crap! Who thehell isnerfing us?

TKM2: Oh well! Fire nerfs!

Narrator: And while the nerf is on it's way, Fencer's like...

Fencer:Hey guys! Look at the nerfs they are coming! Fire our nerfs!

Fencer 2: But I've got BF...

Fencer: Well go to the cantina...THEN FIREZ' NERFS!

Narrator: Meanwhile, Pikeman is down there like...

Pikeman:W.T.Fmates?

Narrator: So Carbineer, Combat Medic and Rifleman launchTHEIR nerfs, so now we've got nerfs flying around everywhere passing each other, and Bounty Hunter is like...

Bounty Hunter: AHHHRRGGGHH MOTHERLAND!!!

Narrator: And Swordsman's like...

Swordsman: Bout that time, eh chaps?

Swordsman2: Righto...

Narrator: So now Jedi are like...

Jedi:Holy crapwe're dumbasses.

Narrator: And Entertainer's like...

Entertainer: What's going on, eh?

Narrator: Pikeman's still like...

Pikeman:W.T.F mates?

Narrator: Artisan's laughing at us, and the devs are like...

Devs: Wellscrew that.

Narrator: So now there's nerf winter, everyone's nerfed but Pikeman, and they're still like...

Pikeman: W.T.F?

Narrator: But they'll be dead soon anyways...

THE END.

- Sprin Jon -

Iwishiwasjedi

Wed Feb 18, 2004 11:34 am

#5

Excellent

Sari-has Kenob

Bria

Teras Kasi/Bio Engineer

Ariekb

Wed Feb 18, 2004 2:18 pm

#6

TKS: wow this is going to like take forever, I get half the exp that a novice does.

Commando: What? your crying cause you got 2k exp off that kill? Man you need to be nurfed.

TKS: What? Nurffed you just told me you did a DoT of 5K damage every three seconds...

Rifleman: Are you talking to me?

TKS: No him, the commando...

Rifleman: Sorry, I wasn't listening.

TKS: ::sigh:: I Said the commando

Rifleman: Are you talking to me?

TKS: No the rock beside you....

Pistoleer: What is that?

TKS: umm it's a rifleman standing by a rock watching a commando solo that kyrat...

Pistoleer: THAT thing is huge!

TKS: yeah the Kyrat's are

Rifleman: You talking to me?

TKS: no, let me guess you weren't listening...

Pistoleer: What is that?

TKS: nothing....:::walks away shaking his head:::

Moral of the story?

No matter what you saythey don't seemto belistening

~=Ieota- Master Smuggler/Sword=~~=Aezia Gaiteg-TKM/Doctor=~

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