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Thread: I found out how to beat a TKM. You have to use Nerf Cry
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Cakins7005
Thu Feb 19, 2004 12:24 am
#1
You get Nerf Cry 1 at novice brawler and Nerf Cry 2 at master. I scream and the TKM takes 20 seconds to say "I am not overpowered, I only have one damage type" or "I am not overpowered, force of will only works once an hour." I then have to look intimidating and then use center of being. I then have to burst run away and take more drugs to beat the TKM. Right now I am using a jedi skill called Nerf Cry 3 earned at Jedi Master. It permenantly delays the TKM until they open their E-mail. It says "In order to become as powerful as you once were, you must learn Master Merchant."
Defconn
Thu Feb 19, 2004 2:10 am
#2
No no...you are mistaken...Nerf Cry is a quest based acquired skill with very complicated steps... 
First, you have to afk-master your combat profession. Camping outside coronet, or in Kor Vella hitting meatlumps and thugs while you sleep, eat, watch TV or whatever. This is very important, as even a hint of mastery in your combat profession will cause you to fail your mission...
Then, after you have acquired enough xp, and done the traditional "Train me" cry at the starport, you now have to find a TKM who levelled in the traditional way...hunting sharnaffs on Correlia, or pikets on Dant., or something similar. Challenge him to a duel,and use the specific skills and macros you have read about in the forums and carefully prepared on your quickbar.. Practising ahead of time is not allowed and will again cause you to fail your mission...
Let him KD/Dizzy you and beat the stuffings out of you. You then acquire the Badge of the Owned Warrior, and automatically acquire the skill Nerf Cry 1.
After no less than 5 similar sessions, you would have gained enough nerf xp to get the skill Nerf Cry 2...
I know, I know...I am an idiot...
First, you have to afk-master your combat profession. Camping outside coronet, or in Kor Vella hitting meatlumps and thugs while you sleep, eat, watch TV or whatever. This is very important, as even a hint of mastery in your combat profession will cause you to fail your mission...
Then, after you have acquired enough xp, and done the traditional "Train me" cry at the starport, you now have to find a TKM who levelled in the traditional way...hunting sharnaffs on Correlia, or pikets on Dant., or something similar. Challenge him to a duel,and use the specific skills and macros you have read about in the forums and carefully prepared on your quickbar.. Practising ahead of time is not allowed and will again cause you to fail your mission...
Let him KD/Dizzy you and beat the stuffings out of you. You then acquire the Badge of the Owned Warrior, and automatically acquire the skill Nerf Cry 1.
After no less than 5 similar sessions, you would have gained enough nerf xp to get the skill Nerf Cry 2...
I know, I know...I am an idiot...
GenTesla
Thu Feb 19, 2004 3:54 am
#3
Even better wear a bikini be totally ignorant of armour and any concept of range, not know anything about what you eat or drugs, or those little things called sockets on clothing and tapes, never use Doc Buffs and whine and moan about other classes owning their sorry behind, it seems all NERFers have this indigenous common trait..... they dont need to watch their Mind bars in combat cos they dont have a mind bar due not havinga Brain, bless them all
Voradorex
Thu Feb 19, 2004 4:01 am
#4
I thought they would have put nerf cry 1 under novice pistoleer and nerf cry 2 under Master jedi. Ohh well who knows, maybe they will revamp that.
tometaophion
Thu Feb 19, 2004 1:22 pm
#5
Simple Facts, You Will STILL Deny Them, I Have Over 30 but this is the mostobvious, and to my perception, most painful, indicative of a specific predilection of the devs for supportin certain classes, and completely ignoring the wishes of others.
All Weapons Sliced With Speed Powerup 16%
Vibroknuckler- 46-180 1.9 +13 +13 +13 32 47 32
Powerhammer- 134-465 3.1 -31 -31 -311033119
2 h curved sword- 63-138 1.5 +8 +8 +8 25 38 30
Gaderffi Baton 129-220 2.1 -3 -3 -3 53 31 15
Long Vibro Axe 110- 3752.8 -52 -52 -52(lol)76 6126
After Mitigation
VK- 46-100- 296-350 With Unarmed Dmg Mod
Powerhammer- 134-267
2 Handed Curved- 63-138
Gaderffi Baton- 129-166
Long VibroAxe- 110-216
Here Is A Helpful Formula Adjusted Weapon Speed= Weapon Speed X Special Move Time Mod X ((100-Skill Mod/100))
Unarmed Hit 3- Time Mod 3, Dmg Mod 4 = 1400 DPS
Two Hand Hit 3- Time Mod 2.5, Dmg Mod 4= 580 With Powerhammer, 627 With 2 Handed Curved Sword, Both Adjusted For AP
One Hand Hit 3-Time Mod 2.25, DmgMod 4= 332DPS Adjusted For AP
Polearm Hit 3- Time Mod 2.5, Dmg Mod 3= 462 DPS Adjusted For AP
Unarmed Leghit/Headhit- Time Mod 2, Dmg Mod 2= 700DPS
Polearmleg hit 3- 405DPS
Two hand head hit 3- 635DPS With Powerhammer, 690DPS For 2 Handed Curved Sword Adjusted For AP
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