Teras Kasi Archive

Ahem, from the game itself....enjoy:

TKA novice - "A Teras Kasi Master is a significant force even by themselves. The Teras Kasi Specialist focuses on learning the techniques to make their fists and feet deadly weapons."

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Master Precision Striking - "Master Precision Striking completes the Teras Kasi student's learnings of the secrets of accuracy, which also conveys important insights into self-defense. At this level of understanding, one is able to attack the head, legs, or body of an opponent with ease."

Accuracy? Self-Defense? *LOL* What self-defense? Oh, attack the head, legs and body eh? Nice, too bad it's worthless.

Master Power Techniques - "Master Power Techniques grant faster speed and damage to unarmed attacks. At this level of expertise, you can do considerable unarmed damage to an opponent."

"Considerable Unarmed damage"...no comment...just no comment....

Master Balance Conditioning - "Master Balance Conditioning is the final key to a true understanding of the potential use of gravity as an additional weapon in a student's arsenal."

"Understanding of the potential use of gravity"...well, we didn't learn very well if we do more damage to ourselves then the person we knock down...the point is to knock them down to cause them damage and keep them down a few seconds...not to bring us close to incap by doing it.

Master Meditative Techniques - "Master Meditative Techniques improve the Teras Kasi student's chance to hit with unarmed attacks."

Umm....anyone want to laugh for me here? "Improve the Teras kasi Student's chance to hit". Umm...how exactly? Where are the mods? Right...

Teras Kasi Master - "The Teras Kasi Master is one of the most feared melee combat opponents, as they can deliver rapid, damaging blows to even the strongest of enemies."

"Feared"..."Damaging Blows to even the strongest of enemies". Umm...ok, so a nightsister has kinetic resist of 35%....yes...i'm real damaging. Fear me baz nitches...FEAR ME!!!

Seriously Dev's, you need to re-write all the text. You contradict yourselves by saying one thing and doing another thing. None of our TKA texts are true. It's all bs.

Well put...haha

What I love is that in the novice TKA box it says thata teras kasi master is a significant force. For it to make sense at all, it should read teras kasi novice. Otherwise it's just a stupid place to put that line, and the text for TK master becomes redundant.

Stuff like this, direct quotes from the game, the strategy guide, the manual, the Star Wars universe, and anywhere else should be used to pummel the developers into humiliation EVERY time they try to blow us off with obnoxious bull**edit** like, "Don't bring a knife to a gun fight."

If we aren't hammering them with incontravertible evidence, we aren't fulfilling our responsibility to the Teras Kasi community.

Ooh ooh lemme try. Hmm... this looks like greek, allow me to translate.

TKA novice - "A Teras Kasi Master is a significant force even by themselves. The Teras Kasi Specialist focuses on learning the techniques to make their fists and feet deadly weapons."

TKA novice- "A Teras Kasi Master is a significant force even by themselves. They canalone are qualified to fight the ever deadlyparalope and man-eatinggorgs.

Master Precision Striking - "Master Precision Striking completes the Teras Kasi student's learnings of the secrets of accuracy, which also conveys important insights into self-defense. At this level of understanding, one is able to attack the head, legs, or body of an opponent with ease."

Master Precision Striking-" Master Precision Striking completes the Teras Kasi student's learnings of the secrets of accuracy, gifted with such knowlege they selflessly aid marksmen in aim building exercises often involvingspecial ritualistic red circles beingdrawn on the Teras Kasi student's head, chest, legs, and groin.

Master Power Techniques - "Master Power Techniques grant faster speed and damage to unarmed attacks. At this level of expertise, you can do considerable unarmed damage to an opponent."

Master Power Techniques - The means by which a Teras Kasi Artist can kill a paralope or gorg with only a tiny bit of difficulty.

Master Balance Conditioning - "Master Balance Conditioning is the final key to a true understanding of the potential use of gravity as an additional weapon in a student's arsenal."

Master Balance Conditioning - The basics of Kahraysee physics is taught in the training of a Teras Kasi artist.What goes down must come up, so naturally the Teras Kasi artist should strive to fling his opponent above him, using his weight to plant the Artist himself safely into the ground, while causing thehighest damage possible.

Master Meditative Techniques - "Master Meditative Techniques improve the Teras Kasi student's chance to hit with unarmed attacks."

Master Meditative Techniques - are shot before a live studioaudience to allow for the maximum sampling of Teras Kasi humor. "What is the worth of wisom if the chicken never reaches the other side?"

Teras Kasi Master - "The Teras Kasi Master is one of the most feared melee combat opponents, as they can deliver rapid, damaging blows to even the strongest of enemies."

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I agree Vortex, and what's even more true, is that none of the dev cowards will dare post in this thread to accept that they are wrong.

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Taepoong wrote:
I agree Vortex, and what's even more true, is that none of the dev cowards will dare post in this thread to accept that they are wrong.

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They won't even post in this forum. They know they are wrong, but they are too arrogant to admit it and will never directly answer any question or rebutt any evidence with any logical statement.

Good job. I think the dev's need to read their own stuff again, cause this game and our class is falling apart like a crack addicted family. I'm glad they never made street fighter, that game would of never made it. maybe they should get the guys from capcom to tell them how to make afighting class, and give the 411 on the arts of fighting.

i would just like to add that i just witnessed a novice rifleman attack a quencker raveger on danttoine and never take any damage from it what so ever.i on the other hand last about 4 seconds against this creature.the rifleman spammed conceal shot over and over again hitting for 1200 damage each time while taking no noticeable ham damage whatsoever!!!!!!

this is a frigging joke!!!

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VeryDisgusted wrote:

i would just like to add that i just witnessed a novice rifleman attack a quencker raveger on danttoine and never take any damage from it what so ever.i on the other hand last about 4 seconds against this creature.the rifleman spammed conceal shot over and over again hitting for 1200 damage each time while taking no noticeable ham damage whatsoever!!!!!!

this is a frigging joke!!!

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While I got killed by three Mauler acolytes. I am currently one box from master and I got killed by three NPCs that give me 1 exp when killed.