Teras Kasi Archive
Thread: Ode To The Sad TKA...
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Defconn
Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:37 pm
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Alone walks the sad TKA,
Shunned and abused, this being of Power,
Cursed and dismayed by cries of the lesser,
Doomed to walk his dark path forever,
"For none should have the power of the Gods", they cry,
"Thy fists, aberrations from the dark one", they whine,
"Thy weapon, forged in the darkest pits of hell"
"Thy needs to be nerfed, and forced to kneel before men"
"Nay!", cries the sad TKA,
"Thou are mistaken as to the extent of mine power",
"A hardened fist, a steel Vibro-knuckler",
"Does nought against 80% Kinetic Composite Armour".
And yet they reply, "But thy prevails against the Fencer",
"Thine blows better the power of the hammer",
"Thy red ribbons of death equal that of the Scythe",
"And thine speed makes a joke of the Pike!"
"Lies, I tell ye, all lies", he cries,
"For all have the means to cap their speeds",
"To increase their damage per second to levels allowable,
"To learn to PvP, instead of living a life of ease"
"Thou complaineth of KD-Dizzy",
"Yet has thou heard of anti-KD foods?",
"A wonderful concoction, a master chef's creation",
"It groweth a third leg, where once stood your manhood!"
So sad it is when mortals complain,
With motives so dark, it's hard to explain,
For the unachiever whines that others are over-powered,
Perhaps it is he, who is truly under-powered.
Shunned and abused, this being of Power,
Cursed and dismayed by cries of the lesser,
Doomed to walk his dark path forever,
"For none should have the power of the Gods", they cry,
"Thy fists, aberrations from the dark one", they whine,
"Thy weapon, forged in the darkest pits of hell"
"Thy needs to be nerfed, and forced to kneel before men"
"Nay!", cries the sad TKA,
"Thou are mistaken as to the extent of mine power",
"A hardened fist, a steel Vibro-knuckler",
"Does nought against 80% Kinetic Composite Armour".
And yet they reply, "But thy prevails against the Fencer",
"Thine blows better the power of the hammer",
"Thy red ribbons of death equal that of the Scythe",
"And thine speed makes a joke of the Pike!"
"Lies, I tell ye, all lies", he cries,
"For all have the means to cap their speeds",
"To increase their damage per second to levels allowable,
"To learn to PvP, instead of living a life of ease"
"Thou complaineth of KD-Dizzy",
"Yet has thou heard of anti-KD foods?",
"A wonderful concoction, a master chef's creation",
"It groweth a third leg, where once stood your manhood!"
So sad it is when mortals complain,
With motives so dark, it's hard to explain,
For the unachiever whines that others are over-powered,
Perhaps it is he, who is truly under-powered.
Message Edited by Defconn on 04-27-2004 03:42 PM
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