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Thread: Tailor pwnd Marksman in camos in front of Mos Eisley cantina
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Ipita
Fri Dec 24, 2004 8:05 am
#1
After being harassed and called "b*tch" by a dirty, camoed marksman, Ipita decided to put away her needles. She unholstered her trusty E11 Carbine, challanged and defeated this filthy guy in just 4 minutes of constant /following while doing a /legshot1 from time to time ...
I have to admit, it was close ... and it was dirty (esp. the marksman was, who tried digging into the dust in front of Mos Eisley cantina to avoid my fire), but it was well worth it ...
A friendly female Jedi did a good when healing this guy who won't dare to harass any tailor again.
If i had some more hides, I would have given some pink ha*tpants to him as final humiliation ... but lucky him ...
Yours (dangerous) Ipita
I have to admit, it was close ... and it was dirty (esp. the marksman was, who tried digging into the dust in front of Mos Eisley cantina to avoid my fire), but it was well worth it ...
A friendly female Jedi did a good when healing this guy who won't dare to harass any tailor again.
If i had some more hides, I would have given some pink ha*tpants to him as final humiliation ... but lucky him ...
Yours (dangerous) Ipita
Phenix1050
Sat Dec 25, 2004 12:59 am
#3
Not all who wear hotpants are dancers.
not all who wear camos are Rangers.
I assure you, if it was a Ranger-- the fight would never have happened. We're much too nice to use dirty words. Especially to tailors. We wuv you guyz.
LowbaTherf
Sat Dec 25, 2004 1:13 am
#4
I guess we rangers need to tighten the camo pants ranks.
We appologize for the inconvience.
/bow
TheNola
Sat Dec 25, 2004 12:34 pm
#5
Phenix1050 wrote:
We wuv you guyz.
Tailors and Rangers have what's called a hidden love, huh? 
Phenix1050
Sat Dec 25, 2004 11:16 pm
#6
Well that depends on the quality of the pants and the gender of the person.Guys that wear hotpants rarely have "hidden" love.
TheNola wrote:
Phenix1050 wrote:
We wuv you guyz.
Tailors and Rangers have what's called a hidden love, huh?
TheNola
Sun Dec 26, 2004 6:00 pm
#7
Phenix1050 wrote:
Well that depends on the quality of the pants and the gender of the person.Guys that wear hotpants rarely have "hidden" love.
You mean, HAWTpants? 
TheNola
Sun Dec 26, 2004 6:01 pm
#8
Ipita, I know how you feel. I've encountered with those people before. I used to report and ignore 
Phenix1050
Sun Dec 26, 2004 7:10 pm
#9
No, I'm pretty sure I mean HOTpants. See, I learned how to spell.
TheNola wrote:
Phenix1050 wrote:
Well that depends on the quality of the pants and the gender of the person.Guys that wear hotpants rarely have "hidden" love.
You mean, HAWTpants?
TheNola
Sun Dec 26, 2004 7:16 pm
#10
My spelling is fine.
'Hawtpants' islisted in the SWG dictionary. 
Phenix1050
Sun Dec 26, 2004 8:02 pm
#11
an oversight by an illiterate star wars writer, no doubt. Or a conspiracy.
Dayre
Mon Dec 27, 2004 10:44 am
#13
It is the Realm family goal to bring the camo side and hawt side of the force into balance.
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