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Thread: Tailor pwnd Marksman in camos in front of Mos Eisley cantina

Ipita
Fri Dec 24, 2004 8:05 am
#1

After being harassed and called "b*tch" by a dirty, camoed marksman, Ipita decided to put away her needles. She unholstered her trusty E11 Carbine, challanged and defeated this filthy guy in just 4 minutes of constant /following while doing a /legshot1 from time to time ...

I have to admit, it was close ... and it was dirty (esp. the marksman was, who tried digging into the dust in front of Mos Eisley cantina to avoid my fire), but it was well worth it ...

A friendly female Jedi did a good when healing this guy who won't dare to harass any tailor again.

If i had some more hides, I would have given some pink ha*tpants to him as final humiliation ... but lucky him ...

Yours (dangerous) Ipita





Ipita Ti'hot - ex-Master Tailor, Master Artisan, 4200 Architect and Merchant on Bria
Limian Cywo - ex-Master Ranger and Rifle-Ithorian on Starsider



I'm beginning to think Sidious was right -- the Jedi ARE corrupt, arrogant, and power hungry.

NJ62
Fri Dec 24, 2004 8:55 am
#2

/cheer!



n'Jessi
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Phenix1050
Sat Dec 25, 2004 12:59 am
#3

Not all who wear hotpants are dancers.

not all who wear camos are Rangers.


I assure you, if it was a Ranger-- the fight would never have happened. We're much too nice to use dirty words. Especially to tailors. We wuv you guyz.




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BOTHAN ELDER RANGER
BEST LOOKINGSPY EVER--FOUNDER OF SATGWNIWNU
BURNING H*TPANTS SINCE 2003


This is horrible! I return to find my new title on the forum is "Jedi". What's up with that? If they wanted to confer that I'm rare and learned, they'd make my title RANGER. and then make it camo colored.
LowbaTherf
Sat Dec 25, 2004 1:13 am
#4

I guess we rangers need to tighten the camo pants ranks.

We appologize for the inconvience.

/bow



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TheNola
Sat Dec 25, 2004 12:34 pm
#5






Phenix1050 wrote:


We wuv you guyz.





Tailors and Rangers have what's called a hidden love, huh?



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Phenix1050
Sat Dec 25, 2004 11:16 pm
#6






TheNola wrote:





Phenix1050 wrote:


We wuv you guyz.





Tailors and Rangers have what's called a hidden love, huh?




Well that depends on the quality of the pants and the gender of the person.Guys that wear hotpants rarely have "hidden" love.




PHE'NIX ANTARUS
BOTHAN ELDER RANGER
BEST LOOKINGSPY EVER--FOUNDER OF SATGWNIWNU
BURNING H*TPANTS SINCE 2003


This is horrible! I return to find my new title on the forum is "Jedi". What's up with that? If they wanted to confer that I'm rare and learned, they'd make my title RANGER. and then make it camo colored.
TheNola
Sun Dec 26, 2004 6:00 pm
#7








Phenix1050 wrote:


Well that depends on the quality of the pants and the gender of the person.Guys that wear hotpants rarely have "hidden" love.





You mean, HAWTpants?



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TheNola
Sun Dec 26, 2004 6:01 pm
#8

Ipita, I know how you feel. I've encountered with those people before. I used to report and ignore



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Phenix1050
Sun Dec 26, 2004 7:10 pm
#9






TheNola wrote:








Phenix1050 wrote:


Well that depends on the quality of the pants and the gender of the person.Guys that wear hotpants rarely have "hidden" love.






You mean, HAWTpants?




No, I'm pretty sure I mean HOTpants. See, I learned how to spell.




PHE'NIX ANTARUS
BOTHAN ELDER RANGER
BEST LOOKINGSPY EVER--FOUNDER OF SATGWNIWNU
BURNING H*TPANTS SINCE 2003


This is horrible! I return to find my new title on the forum is "Jedi". What's up with that? If they wanted to confer that I'm rare and learned, they'd make my title RANGER. and then make it camo colored.
TheNola
Sun Dec 26, 2004 7:16 pm
#10

My spelling is fine.

'Hawtpants' islisted in the SWG dictionary.





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Naia Draven
My own Lowca legend & tailor goddess
(-1324, -6265)
-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+(Noble Legends)+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-

Phenix1050
Sun Dec 26, 2004 8:02 pm
#11

an oversight by an illiterate star wars writer, no doubt. Or a conspiracy.



PHE'NIX ANTARUS
BOTHAN ELDER RANGER
BEST LOOKINGSPY EVER--FOUNDER OF SATGWNIWNU
BURNING H*TPANTS SINCE 2003


This is horrible! I return to find my new title on the forum is "Jedi". What's up with that? If they wanted to confer that I'm rare and learned, they'd make my title RANGER. and then make it camo colored.
NJ62
Mon Dec 27, 2004 9:17 am
#12

/votes for conspiracy

It's useless to resist the hawt side.



n'Jessi
former correspondent, former player

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Dayre
Mon Dec 27, 2004 10:44 am
#13

It is the Realm family goal to bring the camo side and hawt side of the force into balance.



Dayre Realm || The Broken Compass || Mayor - League City, Dantooine
LXB || My Family
Rayze Realm || Eccentric|| Reluctant
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