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Thread: An open letter to the Tailor community
Pappi In Hawtpants......
*ducks behind chair and hides from Pappi's whip*
Fear Teh Pappi
Psychopyro80 wrote:
My answer is no and I have 3 words why....
Pappi In Hawtpants......
*ducks behind chair and hides from Pappi's whip*
Fear Teh Pappi
I'm drawn to my name like bees to honey
yes, I'm a tailor, and I'm addicted to buying really cheap hide from the bazaar, recycling it (I <3 my recycler), and making all kinds of stuff with it, including winged hawtpants (not regular, since those don't take hide.)
now, when was the last time you saw me in hawtpants, and why were you looking?
Your petty threats are no match for this Jedi Master Tailor!
I shall continue to make hawtpants andhotpants in bright, fun colors and spread the joy of wearing them throughout the galaxy!
Soon the Jedi Council shall all be wearing hawtpants!
Message Edited by Akaara on 06-19-2005 09:44 AM
Oh yeah, and we'll never surrender, bring it on ranger sissies, you can't be that strong eating only bark, blah blah.
Message Edited by NJ62 on 06-19-2005 08:53 AM
NJ62 wrote:>
Oh yeah, and we'll never surrender, bring it on ranger sissies, you can't be that strong eating only bark, blah blah.
I heard a rumour they eat moss too
Sorry rangers, as much as I love you I love the hawtness of hawtpants more.
*hugs*
NJ62 wrote:>
Oh yeah, and we'll never surrender, bring it on ranger sissies, you can't be that strong eating only bark, blah blah.
Well their activities do give them *amazing* physiques, but they still require HAWTpants to properly clothe themselves. Deep down in their closet, I'm sure every ranger has a pair of HAWTpants even if they are dyed green and brown. 
You can read more in Lilo's brief history of HAWTpants: (full-length version available on demand)
HAWTpants were heavily integrated into the Journal of the Whills, but the same vile forces that brought us JarJar and other abominations also decreed that HAWTpants not be spoken of or openly shown in the film depictions of the Star Wars Universe.
Rumor has it that the power of HAWTpants was rediscovered by a tailor and a small group of Entertainer friends shortly after the Battle of Yavin. The power of the HAWTpants became known to Darth Vader and the Emperor who sought to ban the use of HAWTpants throughout the galaxy, leaving only enough for themselves so they alone could harness this awesome power. Unfortunately for the leading Imperials, Rebels and commoners alike have discovered the joys of wearing HAWTpants. Though small uprisings such as RATGWNIWNU have sprung up to try defeating the HAWTpants revolution, the sheer power and HAWTness HAWTpants grant to their users has prevailed. Nothing can stand against them!
So irritated by the growing interest in HAWTpants, the power that created JarJar required major script revisions, removing any and all references to HAWTpants from the Star Wars films. This included what could have been the most pivitol line in the entire saga, "I cannot teach him. The boy has no HAWTpants." --Yoda, ESB
Other cut lines included:
Welcome, young Skywalker. I have been expecting you. You'll no longer need HAWTpants. --Palpatine, RotJ
Only your HAWTpants can destroy me. --Vader, ESB
HAWTpants, Obi-wan Kenobi. HAWTpants are our only hope. --Leia, ANH
Message Edited by Tralmek on 06-19-2005 10:23 AM
What are you going to do to us?! Bug our factories so we can't crate clothing? Nerf BE tissues so they don't make BE clothes? Keep us from making theme park clothing with mods in them?
HA, we tremble not... if SOE hasn't broken us, you don't stand a chance. 
(ps: I will endorse any efforts made to get rid of the warm hat)
Message Edited by TooBlue on 06-19-2005 12:07 PM
NJ62 wrote:
You cannot resist the power of the hawt side!
Oh yeah, and we'll never surrender, bring it on ranger sissies, you can't be that strong eating only bark, blah blah.
ooh, but I'm also a ranger that wears hawtpants... Javy might have it on video for the CC
/wetsherself
TooBlue wrote:
What are you going to do to us?! Bug our factories so we can't crate clothing? Nerf BE tissues so they don't make BE clothes? Keep us from making theme park clothing with mods in them?
HA, we tremble not... if SOE hasn't broken us, you don't stand a chance.
Message Edited by TooBlue on 06-19-200512:07 PM