Tailor Archive
Thread: Work in Progress: Mad Libs #1
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NJ62
Fri Jan 30, 2004 3:08 pm
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Thought I'd give y'all a sneaky peek at what I'm working on for swgtailor.com - my serious work is almost done, but this one may be too raunchy for tv (lol)... See for yourself. If you want to make suggestions and additions, make sure you specify whether it's ok to add these things to the article. (and I know, formatting is bad)
Mad-Libs (#1): The bad customer
by n’Jessi
by n’Jessi
_____(1)_____, that customer was so ____(2)____ that I almost ___(3)_____. Imagine him telling me that ____(4)____ and _____(5)____ when the truth is that ____(6)____ and ____(7)_____. In fact, he even ______(8)_____, if you can believe that. He then called me a _____(9)____. I am not letting him get to me, because I’m a ____(10)_____ with _____(11)_____, while he’s a ______(12)______ with ______(13)_____. That’s ok, as petty revenge, I intend to ____(14)____. There, I feel better.
(1)
·Holy hotpants, Batman
·I swear by the power of the Schwartz
·By Zeus
·**Edit**, **edit**, **edit**, son of a **edit**, monkey **edit** and, oh yeah, **edit**
·Leaping womprats!
(2)
·Inarticulate
·1337
·Poorly-attired
·Horrendously rude
·Wretchedly obtuse
·Loud and demanding
·Inarticulate
·1337
·Poorly-attired
·Horrendously rude
·Wretchedly obtuse
·Loud and demanding
(3)
·Lost all faith in the public school system
·Challenged myself to a duel, to put myself out of my misery.
·Went in search of the Sarlacc pit
·Wanted to change faction in order to have the satisfaction of killing him
·Thought Jar-Jar was well-spoken
·Thought he was, in fact, a CSR
·Lost all faith in the public school system
·Challenged myself to a duel, to put myself out of my misery.
·Went in search of the Sarlacc pit
·Wanted to change faction in order to have the satisfaction of killing him
·Thought Jar-Jar was well-spoken
·Thought he was, in fact, a CSR
(4)
·My goods are overpriced
·There’s a bantha in my basement
·My shop smells like an incontinent wookiee
·I was image designed with the “ugly stick”
·He’s a love machine
·My goods are overpriced
·There’s a bantha in my basement
·My shop smells like an incontinent wookiee
·I was image designed with the “ugly stick”
·He’s a love machine
(5)
·My crafting station has a crappy rating
·My outfit is “so beta”
·He pwned 10 krayts with his bare hands
·He’s “George Lucus, for real”
·He’s getting married to… someone
·My crafting station has a crappy rating
·My outfit is “so beta”
·He pwned 10 krayts with his bare hands
·He’s “George Lucus, for real”
·He’s getting married to… someone
(6)
·He screamed like a girl when chased by a Kreetle
·His human eyes are so big that he is the spitting image of Smeagol
·My “moron alert” went off as soon as he entered the store
·Last week he had a “crying game” moment with a cute dancer
·He hit on my vendors and wondered why they didn’t respond
·He screamed like a girl when chased by a Kreetle
·His human eyes are so big that he is the spitting image of Smeagol
·My “moron alert” went off as soon as he entered the store
·Last week he had a “crying game” moment with a cute dancer
·He hit on my vendors and wondered why they didn’t respond
(7)
·Another customer came in and told me how wonderful I am, complete with groveling.
·He started humping his rancor’s leg.
·He came into my shop overt and complained that I couldn’t trade with him.
·He tried to get me to buy 30 hides for 5k
·I know what he did in band camp with that ommni, and it’s not pretty.
·Another customer came in and told me how wonderful I am, complete with groveling.
·He started humping his rancor’s leg.
·He came into my shop overt and complained that I couldn’t trade with him.
·He tried to get me to buy 30 hides for 5k
·I know what he did in band camp with that ommni, and it’s not pretty.
(8)
·Told me that he was a jedi and his money was on his “main” who would “pay me later”
·Claimed that he could not pay because he lost everything to a tragic bug which swallowed everything he owned except, miraculously, his full set of shiny composite.
·Asked me to take his “measurement” and then took off his pants.
·Accused me of pretending not to see his “banktip.”
·Went afk for 20 minutes, when he hadn’t yet finished describing his order, and then came back and yelled that he was in a rush.
·Informed me that I’m lucky to have his business at all because the tailor in the next town over is much better and cheaper.
·Insisted that I was lying when I said he couldn’t wear a bikini top.
·Tried to bribe me not to disclose his hotpants purchases
·Forgot where he was and attempted to urinate in my bucket seat.
·Told me that he was a jedi and his money was on his “main” who would “pay me later”
·Claimed that he could not pay because he lost everything to a tragic bug which swallowed everything he owned except, miraculously, his full set of shiny composite.
·Asked me to take his “measurement” and then took off his pants.
·Accused me of pretending not to see his “banktip.”
·Went afk for 20 minutes, when he hadn’t yet finished describing his order, and then came back and yelled that he was in a rush.
·Informed me that I’m lucky to have his business at all because the tailor in the next town over is much better and cheaper.
·Insisted that I was lying when I said he couldn’t wear a bikini top.
·Tried to bribe me not to disclose his hotpants purchases
·Forgot where he was and attempted to urinate in my bucket seat.
(9)
·Drewish Princess
·Heap of Bantha Poodoo
·Golddigger, just like his ex-wife
·Rude name in leet, that was totally incomprehensible
·Nerf-herder, which was really original
·Garden implement (and no, not a rake, try again)
·Drewish Princess
·Heap of Bantha Poodoo
·Golddigger, just like his ex-wife
·Rude name in leet, that was totally incomprehensible
·Nerf-herder, which was really original
·Garden implement (and no, not a rake, try again)
(10)
·Incredibly hot chica
·Good mother
·Hot dude
·Smart individual
·Self-sufficient adult
·Successful careerperson
·Generous volunteer
·Incredibly hot chica
·Good mother
·Hot dude
·Smart individual
·Self-sufficient adult
·Successful careerperson
·Generous volunteer
(11)
·An advanced degree
·A few advanced degrees
·Really perfect kids
·Really perfect hair
·More friends than I know what to do with
·More money than I know what to do with
·A good relationship with my parents (and grandparents)
·The ability to cope with morons
·A good marriage/relationship
·A very cute dog/cat/bird
·An advanced degree
·A few advanced degrees
·Really perfect kids
·Really perfect hair
·More friends than I know what to do with
·More money than I know what to do with
·A good relationship with my parents (and grandparents)
·The ability to cope with morons
·A good marriage/relationship
·A very cute dog/cat/bird
(12)
·Degenerate cretin
·Complete and utter moron
·Overcompensating egotist
·Asshat
·Social pariah
·Walking commercial for birth control
·Degenerate cretin
·Complete and utter moron
·Overcompensating egotist
·Asshat
·Social pariah
·Walking commercial for birth control
(13)
·An apartment in his parents’ basement
·A sucky job
·Windows 95
·A funky rash which may be something that rhymes with “werpes”
·Zero romantic relations
·Poor grammar
·A pet who defecates in his shoe
·An aversion to hygiene
·Child support due that he has no intention of paying
·A face only beer goggles could love
·An apartment in his parents’ basement
·A sucky job
·Windows 95
·A funky rash which may be something that rhymes with “werpes”
·Zero romantic relations
·Poor grammar
·A pet who defecates in his shoe
·An aversion to hygiene
·Child support due that he has no intention of paying
·A face only beer goggles could love
(14)
·Spread a rumor that he molests nunas
·Put itching powder in his special order
·Ban him from the shop forever
·Charge him triple
·Kick him in the jimmy
·Spread a rumor that he molests nunas
·Put itching powder in his special order
·Ban him from the shop forever
·Charge him triple
·Kick him in the jimmy
ZahrIna
Sat Jan 31, 2004 6:47 pm
#2
hahahaha!! I can't wait to see this in swgtailor. Reminds me of when I was little tricking my brother to say bad things.. but this.. this is classic!
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