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Thread: Much evil in the Cantina...

dsaviri
Mon Oct 27, 2003 9:34 am
#1

There I stood, my R2 droid by my side, in the Coronet Cantina passing away the time. Alright, not quite doing nothing, but filling orders. Next in queue is a Trodoshan with deep red skin who's request is a bit ambiguous. "Make me sexy," is all he requests. I quickly inform him that his tastes may run different from mine and that there is no guarantee I will make something he likes on my first run so he tells me he has money to burn and will buy whatever outfits I make. Shrugging, I go to work.


First I make him a nice outfit of stripped pants (black with a bright red stripe) ,a short vest (black and red as well) and a plated necklace. He tries it on and loves it, but he still wants to try something else. So, with a wicked grin, I craft up a synthetic cloth. I know what I have in mind. Bringing up my second crafting tool, I make another synthetic cloth, making my grin go wide. With my third crafting tool, I chuckle as I make a metal fastener. Oh, the joy. Once the components are finished, I bring up my fourth crafting tool and chuckle as I highlight the 'hotpants' schematic.


Less than a minute later I have an open trade request and I drop the hotpants into the trade window and grin as I check the 'OK' box. Next thing I know there is a Trodoshan running about the Cantina in black and red hotpants, and only those hotpants, declaring his sexiness. I laughed. Others laughed. Then the orders came. One in blue. One in tan. One in yellow. The night moved on and there was a Cantina full of mostly naked men in their bright colored hotpants. There was much evil in the Cantina that night and I fear I was at fault...


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Mihoko-Tailor
Mon Oct 27, 2003 10:04 am
#2

looool, thats great.


Ihad a similar but not so disturbing epidemic with wooly jackets. the first one i ever made i did in deep ruby, and combined it with matching gloves and boots trimmed with bright pink and pink shorts....


I was in bestine on my way back to mos epsa. Waiting at the starport i got my first order for a matching outfit. smiling i obliged... got back to the cantina in espa and in the next 10 minutes got another four orders for the exact same outfit...


reading your post im now thankfull that it wasnt hotpants and men :-s

BindyBalaroo
Mon Oct 27, 2003 10:45 am
#3

I have a "Model" his name is -knives- and he is my sugar daddy. I keep him outfitted in whatever he wants and then some outfits I select.


So he wanted a white/black doc dress with sungaurd. Well I was once a master doc and i wore a black doc dress all the time so to see him in it is very funny. Next thing I knew I was outfitting others in the exact same outfit, colors and all!




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Srednii
Mon Oct 27, 2003 11:52 am
#4

lol, ug. I hate hot pants, it's my single most despised schematic =). I've doubled the price I charge for em just cause I dislike em so much .



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Mystyrys
Tue Oct 28, 2003 12:18 am
#5

LOL! Sounds like a fun night was had by all.


We had a recent fad of lots of Trandos running around in just hotpants. It was hilarious. Trandos, in hotpants, line dancing at the shuttleport... /giggle-fit


I had a similar cantina experience in Anchorhead last week. Intrepid was having a peaceful protest against the new item decay rates on TC. It was called "Naked Day." All participating were to run around in just their underwear. Well, some of the males decided boxers weren't naked enough...


I innocently strolled into the cantina, unaware of this new flashfire fad. I got slammed with tells to make hotpants in colors that matched their skin color. LOL! Most skin-tone matches were very successful. One shimmering blue Rodian especially stole the show as he took the stage and danced in his newblue hotpants nakedness.


Many also ordered a pair of hotpants in all white. A briefer brief than the boxers. I made a tidy little sum on tighty-whities and color-me-nude hotpants that night.


It was the old infiltrator suit all over again, but with the no undershirts, now it's just a cute pair of correctly colored hotpants. Heh. It was fun.




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Aezo
Wed Oct 29, 2003 5:10 am
#6

keep it up and we could have strip nights every night



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0Zed0
Wed Oct 29, 2003 5:43 am
#7

Star Wars Galaxies Chipendales anyone?


Oh my...




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LongHindLegs
Thu Oct 30, 2003 1:31 am
#8

LOL niiiiccceee!



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