Tailor Archive
Thread: Team RATGWNIWNU for teh win!!!!111!111!1
NJ62 wrote:
Ani_cul wrote:
Ahh Paks, the Mighty Scout that proves she has no fear.
I think any Scout who is against hawtpants should step back again and think,
it is their own skills which allow these items to be crafted by a Tailor.
Without Scouts there would be no hawtpants....
Shhh, you'll make them think they can stop us. And they totally can't stop us! Team hawtpants will always prevail, because camo is dumb.
So ... um.... how many hides can a tailor harvest off a crazed durni? Or even arelatively docile one? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmkay......
"I got pwned by a durni, and didn't even get enough hide to make this t-shirt"
Time to inject a little common sense into the matter. This so-called 'war' is actually pointless. Examine these facts:
1) Wearers of TGWNIWNU can be easily dismissed as barely-sentient sub-creatures whose sole existence consists of milling about and not knowing how to clothe themselves.
B) As has already been pointed out (in song, no less), wearers of that garment apparently lack the survival instinct entirely. Their bright and sleazy plumage makes them easy targets for predators of both the animal and humanoid variety.
III) I'm pretty sure the fall of Rome can be traced to the invention of the aforementioned garment. From indoor plvmbing and democracy to vnhealthy debavchery and horses serving in the senate, all in the blink of an eye. I think Howard Zinn wrote an essay on this very topic.
There you have it. There is no war, really, unless it be a war of attrition. Which, naturally, we will win. There's no way you can outlast us, my scantily-clad 'friends'.
al-djinn'i
Loyal Soldier of RATGWNIWNU
Calculus_Entropy wrote:
frightwig wrote:
Down with Camo Pants!!
Down with H**tpants!!
UP with Bio-Engineered Pocketed Short Pants!
Team BEPSPFTW! Team BEPSPFTW! Team BEPSPFTW!
YOur acronym is too hard! RATGWHIWNU just rolls off the tongue!
And your acronym is too hard to remember! See, you even mispelled it yourself!!!
BEPSPFTW = beps-pee-fa-too!
RATGWNIWNU = rat-gee-win-i-win-oo!
Wait a minute.. Now the tailors have pitted ranger against ranger! What's happening to us??
/curse Tailors!
Message Edited by frightwig on 05-16-2005 05:02 PM
my ranger wears comfortable slacks 
hawtpants are nice, maybe the rangers just forgot to shave their legs?
I believe that when the ranger revamp commences, the first thing that will be implemented will be the removal of that garment. (sort of a bone to placate us)
RATGWNIWNU
RAWR!
Now the boss is here.All pink, purple and fruity coloured garmets are going to burn or turn a nice shade of green and brown.
Owen-Lars wrote:RAWR!
Now the boss is here. All pink, purple and fruity coloured garmets are going to burn or turn a nice shade of green and brown.
over my dead purple body
Pappi wrote:
Owen-Lars wrote:
RAWR!
Now the boss is here. All pink, purple and fruity coloured garmets are going to burn or turn a nice shade of green and brown.
over my dead purple body
i think that was the point pappi
Dear team Hawtpants
Mess with us and you don't get any hides.
Z'at enuf of a hint or what?
JB
JBMat wrote:
Dear team Hawtpants
Mess with us and you don't get any hides.
Z'at enuf of a hint or what?
JB
Bah. Like we don't have stockpiles of hides. I have 200k of hides just WAITING for a factory run of hawtpants....an entire server, clothed in hawtpants. /dreamy sigh
I even make crotchless hawtpants for wookiees. 
g0nzo wrote:
JBMat wrote:
Dear team Hawtpants
Mess with us and you don't get any hides.
Z'at enuf of a hint or what?
JB
Bah. Like we don't have stockpiles of hides. I have 200k of hides just WAITING for a factory run of hawtpants....an entire server, clothed in hawtpants. /dreamy sigh
I even make crotchless hawtpants for wookiees.
people sell hide for less than 1cpu on the forum. however small the stack is, you run it thru the recycler and it comes out all good
as for hide, that's what hubbies are for, right?
g0nzo wrote:
I even make crotchless hawtpants for wookiees.