Tailor Archive

my recent favs (or groans depending how you look at it):

Tell - u mtailer? Response - ermm if you mean a master tailor, then yes.

Tell - Can you make me look cool? Response - Never tell a tailor to make you look cool, you may end up in hot pink hotpants lol

Tell - r u there? Response - Nope Tell - Oh ok, I'll try back later. (this one literally cracked me up lol)

My biggest pet peeve is people who insist on arguing with you about the 25 cap on BE clothing.. *sigh*it gets so frustrating eventually I just say fine, if you want to waste your money, I'll make it for you.

When I was a new tailot, I had set up a shop near Bestine. These two guys came in and started buying all of my pink items, and then offered their old clothes to my vendor. Then they put these pink clothes on and stood in front of me chanting "hail satan" for abour 5 minutes...Then they left and I never saw them aagin. Their names were something somethinglike "I-Like-Cheese" and "What-Are-You Gonna-Do-About-It". It was really quite memorable LOL.

The only time I really ever got openly mad at a customer, was when thisone kid ordered an outfit for him and his friend, came an hour later to grab it off my special order vendor and then informed me that I had taken too long to make his order and his friend no longer wanted his outfit, I wouldn't mind except I had placed it ont he vendor for a scpecific price because this kid always wanted clothes for free and he would be impatient about it. I don't mind making free clothes,I do it al the time, even for strangers....But I like for it to be MY choice to give them away.

The other day I had a customer, who never returned my smiles, but wasnt unpleasant either, even paid more than I requested. After everything was settled he said: "I would shag you, but we're in a virtual world .... hehehehehe."

Was that some kind of compliment *scratches head*?. I just pretended not to hear, bid him goodbye and turned to the next customer. Strange people around *g*.

I had a kid come to me over the weekend asking that i make him "one of everything i could make."

He wouldn't let up, even went so far as to say he would drop all my items on the floor in his PA Hall and "take orders" for me. I kept thinking to myself "am i missing something here?" I tried to turn him off by quoting some huge off the wall price for "everything", but that didn't deter him either! Said he had a guide that taught ya to make 500k in an hour (can i get a copy of this for my always broke guildmate?) and he would pay up after the weekend.....

Two days later i got an email saying nevermind...he went broke. I didn't bother to ask what happened. But thankfully I didn't even begin to craft a single thing he wanted.

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Siran wrote:

I had a kid come to me over the weekend asking that i make him "one of everything i could make."

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Oreet wrote:

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Siran wrote:

I had a kid come to me over the weekend asking that i make him "one of everything i could make."

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i had this guy that i know in-game order one of every Shirt, Jacket, long pants that i could make that a male human can wear, in Black/Red. i really didn't want to do an order like this, but i quoted a price of 2 million (kind of a pain in the butt to do an order like this, as inventory fills up VERY fast. well, he bank tipped me 2.5 million after i quoted the price, so i knew he was serious. he said if i deliver the order,he'dpay me another half mil.so i grabbed a bunch of crates of components, flew to his house where his vendor was, filled the order, put the items in backpacks with his name on it, and offered the packs to his vendor at 1 credit each. about an hour or so later he picked them all up, and tipped me the other 500k.

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