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Thread: I demand satisfaction!
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bsenff
Wed Aug 25, 2004 9:13 am
#14
Hmm... Wookiee hawtpants...
HMMMMMMMMM...
Only if they come in PURPLE!
HMMMMMMMMM...
Only if they come in PURPLE!
ASrai
Wed Aug 25, 2004 11:34 am
#15
Los Angeles, CA (AP) - Sony Online Entertainment today announced the second Profession to be released with its upcoming Jump to Lightspeed expansion pack for Star Wars Galaxies: An Empire Divided. The newest profession to be added will be Wookie Shaver.
Company Spokesmen, "Thunderheart", had this to say "Our player base has requested repeately that Wookies should be able to wear HAWTPANTS. The only way we could implement such a change was to introduce a new profession to shave the big fury guys."
Thunderheart went onto explain that Wookie Shavers would be a hybrid elite profession requiring the Mastery of Image Designer, Brawler, and Ranger. "We realize that skill point expenditure is heafty," Thunderheart said "but we feel the only way anyone would be able to shave a wookie would be a very dedicated person willing to master their craft. And Be Insane!"
Company Spokesmen, "Thunderheart", had this to say "Our player base has requested repeately that Wookies should be able to wear HAWTPANTS. The only way we could implement such a change was to introduce a new profession to shave the big fury guys."
Thunderheart went onto explain that Wookie Shavers would be a hybrid elite profession requiring the Mastery of Image Designer, Brawler, and Ranger. "We realize that skill point expenditure is heafty," Thunderheart said "but we feel the only way anyone would be able to shave a wookie would be a very dedicated person willing to master their craft. And Be Insane!"
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