Tailor Archive
Thread: N'Jessi, Cure me of my aversion to hotpants
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Parody
Sun Aug 29, 2004 11:09 pm
#14
Sick of your fellow Tailors misspelling certain item names? Sick of 'l3wzr' customers that can't even spell 'clothes' correctly, much less ask for anything but a 'black matrix coat thingy!!!11'?
Then we'd like to tell you about the Harmonious Organization of Tailors for Precise Application of Names and True Spellings. We only use the proper and correct item names as the backbone of all of our crafted items, guaranteeing that everyone involved knows exactly what items are being discussed! Here are some sample snippets of members talking to customers:
"Oh, you would like some pants, good sir? How about some Striped Slacks? Would perhaps Infiltrator Leggings interest you more?"
"Matrix coat? Perhaps you refer to the Gunman's Duster, my friend! It even comes in colors other than black, if you would like to broaden your horizons. No? Well, that's your choice. Enjoy the Gunman's Duster!"
Join the Harmonious Organization of Tailors for Precise Application of Names and True Spellings today! We take the 'aw' out of HOTPANTS!
Then we'd like to tell you about the Harmonious Organization of Tailors for Precise Application of Names and True Spellings. We only use the proper and correct item names as the backbone of all of our crafted items, guaranteeing that everyone involved knows exactly what items are being discussed! Here are some sample snippets of members talking to customers:
"Oh, you would like some pants, good sir? How about some Striped Slacks? Would perhaps Infiltrator Leggings interest you more?"
"Matrix coat? Perhaps you refer to the Gunman's Duster, my friend! It even comes in colors other than black, if you would like to broaden your horizons. No? Well, that's your choice. Enjoy the Gunman's Duster!"
Join the Harmonious Organization of Tailors for Precise Application of Names and True Spellings today! We take the 'aw' out of HOTPANTS!
Dayre
Mon Aug 30, 2004 10:34 am
#15
AgonThalia wrote:try camouflage...rangers seem to be well adjusted happy people (dont hate them because theyre covered in animal entrails)besides, rangers and tailors seem to be forming a mutually benefitial symbiosis...have fun (i know i will)
Draknev speaks the truth... I have been either been a ranger or a tailor as long as I can remember.
Thanks to a freak accident in the cloning center, when they actually doubled me instead of the standard single clone... I am both!
/cheer tailors
/cheer rangers
I still won't wear hotpants... I am afraid... However, if we ever got camo hotpants, I will have quite the dilema.
(wish I could add fun smileys from work)
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