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Thread: STATEMENT: WHATS A WOOKIEE GOTTA DO TO GET SOME HAWTPANTS!!??

NetViperX
Thu Mar 10, 2005 7:05 pm
#14

NO NO NO!!!! Wookies in hot pants!! I just dont even want to picture a wookie trying to trim that bikini line...thats just not right....just not right.....



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Phenix1050
Fri Mar 11, 2005 9:17 am
#15

You see? This is a problem. Most of the time, I support Wookiees because they're hairy like us Bothans. But if they keep coming up with ideas, like wanting to wear those evil garments, I can kinda see why the Empire wants to enslave them. Better slaves to a leader than slaves to an evil piece of clothing.


As for everyone loving those garments...well I can just say that the Loyal Soldiers of RATGWNIWNU will fight to the death (or until tea time) to make sure those garments die a very painfull death. and yes, those garments can feel pain and die because they are each imbued, upon creation, with the damned soul of a demon.



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This is horrible! I return to find my new title on the forum is "Jedi". What's up with that? If they wanted to confer that I'm rare and learned, they'd make my title RANGER. and then make it camo colored.
Calculus_Entropy
Fri Mar 11, 2005 9:36 am
#16

NERF EM!!! Wookiees shouldn't get...that garment..becasue they need to be removed from the game!

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Almagill
Fri Mar 11, 2005 9:38 am
#17

While I agree that our wookiee brethren should be able to wear /something/ they're getting a whole chuffing PLANET soon!

Perhaps, in order to help remind them of the atrocities carried out against wookiee-kind by the Empire and their willing stooges, the trando slavers, they SHOULD be allowed one special garment. Not hotpants, for reasons I shouldn't need to go into with the sensible folk on this forum, but something to remind them of the generations of suffering, the humiliation, the sheer misery of wookie Life under the yoke of the Empire.

Therefore, I tentatively suggest, as a species specific garment, worn by all wookiee in the same way that everyone else is has those TidyWhity underwear attached to their character, a nice little collar with a bell...



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Calculus_Entropy
Fri Mar 11, 2005 9:38 am
#18






Ahtuuke wrote:




I would love to wear BLUE CAMO PANTS!! OR A JACKET!!


Or, yes even HAWTPANTS! BRIGHT RED ONES!! To go with my Life day ROBE!!







Hmmm...I reread the original message and now I am confused...this wook is for that garment AND camo pants? Thatt's like cats and dogs living together!!!



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Oreet
Fri Mar 11, 2005 9:41 am
#19






Calculus_Entropy wrote:





Ahtuuke wrote:




I would love to wear BLUE CAMO PANTS!! OR A JACKET!!


Or, yes even HAWTPANTS! BRIGHT RED ONES!! To go with my Life day ROBE!!







Hmmm...I reread the original message and now I am confused...this wook is for that garment AND camo pants? Thatt's like cats and dogs living together!!!



or s and s

CNevyn
Fri Mar 11, 2005 12:03 pm
#20

/Agree!!!



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Pappi
Fri Mar 11, 2005 2:21 pm
#21



Almagill wrote:
While I agree that our wookiee brethren should be able to wear /something/ they're getting a whole chuffing PLANET soon!

Perhaps, in order to help remind them of the atrocities carried out against wookiee-kind by the Empire and their willing stooges, the trando slavers, they SHOULD be allowed one special garment. Not hotpants, for reasons I shouldn't need to go into with the sensible folk on this forum, but something to remind them of the generations of suffering, the humiliation, the sheer misery of wookie Life under the yoke of the Empire.

Therefore, I tentatively suggest, as a species specific garment, worn by all wookiee in the same way that everyone else is has those TidyWhity underwear attached to their character, a nice little collar with a bell...


when I read this something very un-PG13 came to mind... but I'll hush and take the comment to the dancer forum instead




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Calculus_Entropy
Fri Mar 11, 2005 2:36 pm
#22

BAD PAPPI!!!



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Pappi
Fri Mar 11, 2005 2:52 pm
#23



Calculus_Entropy wrote:
BAD PAPPI!!!


shoo!

*waves hawtpants*




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Aynianu
Fri Mar 11, 2005 3:28 pm
#24

If wookies were given hotpants, id actually draw a line there. Id never ever make them.

(making normal hotpants and winged hawtpants are bad enough after seeing the results)

Im not sure if its a UK thing, but over here we are used to seeing people wearing warm clothes, as our weather is generally expected to be cold, misserable, or at the very least 'unpleasant' on a day to day basis.

Where california has sun tan lotians, Britain has umbrella's and rain coat's.

Where Florida has convertable cars and air conditioning, Britain has windshield wipers andcentral heating.

Hot pants we dont see here, i dont even touch my Bikini's till i unpackthem from a suitcase at a holiday location.

So maybe its safe to say we are not used to seeing people dressed in these kind of items, and i think the farstar server population reflects their undesirability. I do not sell many hotpants

Pappi
Fri Mar 11, 2005 4:18 pm
#25



Aynianu wrote:
...


I live in southern California while I personally won't wear stuff like hotpants irl, it's common here




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agent156
Fri Mar 11, 2005 7:05 pm
#26

Ok time for the picky lezzy ranger to step in.

The garment known in game as "Hot Pants" are in fact not Hot Pants.

These are Hot Pants

If you have ever made the short Shorts. You have made hot pants! lol hehehe

This garment should be called "Bikini Bottom"

In closing:

These are not the hawtpants you are looking for.

Message Edited by agent156 on 03-11-2005 06:09 PM

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