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Thread: Team Hawtpants Goals
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RandDarkstar
Tue Oct 26, 2004 6:48 pm
#1
I'd like to take a moment and put down some plans/goals when we start the sandbox testing.
TEAM HAWTPANTS
- Craft every tailor item, check that it is wearable and does not cause issues with client. (Last major combat change had the client crash with certain clothes being worn. The test group was asked to fight - au natural.)
- Test schematics for proper classification, gender/race restiction explanations
- Manufacture a crate of every item to ensure it works.
- Crafter pulls out item
- User pulls out item
- Test sockets in every item type for ratio dependant on level, Skilltapes, FS skills.
- Manufacture crates of hawtpants for all other groups to give easy colour coding in major skirmishing. We might allow them to wear armoured pants, if they agree to wear the decorative hat in their team colours.
- Watch for clipping/graphic issues in all combat moves, for each profession.
- Test out (with Bioengineers) all tissues and combinations available in a variety of clothing.
- Defer to Team Leader N'Jessi at all times.
- pwn rangers and fencers -trading the "I pwned a fencer with my hawtpants" pair of hot pink hawtpants instead of dealing deathblows.
- Rangers will be sold on the hawtpants issue...
- refuse to supply any long pants.
- Enjoy ourselves immensely

- some pvp, pve testing... yada yada...
/curtsey
Message Edited by RandDarkstar on 10-26-2004 07:04 PM
RandDarkstar
Tue Oct 26, 2004 6:49 pm
#2
(saved for editing/adding more stuff)
Feel free to suggest things we should look for....
NJ62
Tue Oct 26, 2004 6:59 pm
#3
We must, of course, refuse to supply any long pants.
We must mock RATGWNIWNU at every occasion.
We must mock RATGWNIWNU at every occasion.
Pappi
Tue Oct 26, 2004 8:26 pm
#4
- supply Pappi with free clothing 
edit: oh, and supply the poli team with hawtpants too
edit: oh, and supply the poli team with hawtpants too
Message Edited by Pappi on 10-26-2004 08:27 PM
dimmu-borgir
Tue Oct 26, 2004 9:06 pm
#6
NJ62 wrote:
We must, of course, refuse to supply any long pants.
We must mock RATGWNIWNU at every occasion.
sorry to sound a bit out of place, but uh, wth does RATGWNIWNU stand for?
RandDarkstar
Tue Oct 26, 2004 10:47 pm
#7
Free clothes is a given on a test server of this nature. Especially if there are blue frogs. Why would we charge you for anything, if you can just go clicky for 50k credits. I might charge you a lot so I can use another factory and push out clothing faster though....
And I'm serious when I say my first order of business is to set down 8 factories and a house to get everyone into team colours. So I hope every single correspondent reads this and coordinates with their group as to what they want. I don't want 28 orders for Black camo pants, black sidebuttoned shirts, and black hooded cloaks. I expect that image designers, entertainers, musicians, dancers and tailors will have a varied and stunning display of plummage to parade about in.
I would like to see similar thought in the other teams. If not, n'jessi will have the factories pump out straight jackets so we can wrestle you to the ground and put on your purple hawtpants. That goes double for fencers apparently.
And for Dimmu ... Calculus_Entropy (Ranger correspondent) and our beloved n'jessi have had a friendly rivalry about hawtpants!!!
RATGWNIWNU =
Rangers
Against
The
Garment (Hawtpants)
Whose
Name
I
Will
Not
Utter
Against
The
Garment (Hawtpants)
Whose
Name
I
Will
Not
Utter
DoctorGriggs
Tue Oct 26, 2004 11:22 pm
#8
Bah, I gotta talk to Texxie. Us on the CM boards will have to teach Team Hawtpants a lesson
Pappi
Wed Oct 27, 2004 1:38 am
#9
DoctorGriggs wrote:
Bah, I gotta talk to Texxie. Us on the CM boards will have to teach Team Hawtpants a lesson
don't make me sic the politicians on you...
p.s.: else I can tell kavedawg that you're picking on me, he'll rip your arms right off
Message Edited by Pappi on 10-27-2004 01:39 AM
AllyaEcati
Wed Oct 27, 2004 5:30 am
#10
So I'm assuming team hawtpants gets to secure our team colors first?
NJ62
Wed Oct 27, 2004 6:48 am
#11
Well, what colors would you say best represent us?
And.. do we want hawtpants or winged hawtpants?
And.. do we want hawtpants or winged hawtpants?
AllyaEcati
Wed Oct 27, 2004 6:57 am
#12
I'm a big fan of hot pink and purple...I say regular hotpants, because they have the ability to be BE enhanced.
NJ62
Wed Oct 27, 2004 7:57 am
#13
I hate to say it... but we may need to... provide factory panels to the armorsmiths! Possibly even wookiee pillows!
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