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Thread: My Blue Glowie can beat up Your Blue Glowie
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Phenix1050
Thu Nov 18, 2004 11:01 am
#1
As ofnow the Pants War of '04 has had few clear victories. There were the addition of wings to certain garments. However, the Rangers scored a decicive victory when it came to the amount of resources neccesary for those new garments. There have been colored text assaults on both communities, with oneside choosing to run brazen into battle with neon purples and pinks, while the other side slithered by undetected using the natural earth tones they so loved.
As such, the war is at a standstill. Captives have been taken on both sides and allies have been called. Still, even with the combined might of the Rangers, the Tailors, the Entertainers, the Politicians, the Combat Medics and the TKA's-- no victor has yet emerged. Is it not time to say that this is foolish. The evil garments have infested the political system, and yet the ever-persistant rebel fighters have fought gloriously (and fully clothed). Yet as I see the side effects of the war- the schematcs that once were loved and now are useless- the masses screaming in fright upon seeing fat Mon Cals in short pants... I wonder whether it has been worth it.
To be sure I am a loyal soldier of RATGWNIWNU...but as a front-line soldier, perhaps I've seen too much--seen one too many of my fallen comrades humiliated by the public display of too much leg, seen one too many men have their hearts broken by a Twi'lek wearing little but a smile. As such, it has come time for an epic showdown- no longer shall the masses be affected by this deadly war. It has come time for the blue glowies to do battle for us. Let the foot soldiers rest a while. Let them lay down their Pants of Mass Destruction and see the world and all it's beauty again. Let the blue glowies do battle for us...if only for a while...
Message Edited by Phenix1050 on 11-18-2004 01:05 PM
NJ62
Thu Nov 18, 2004 11:08 am
#2
Bring it on. You RATGWNIWNU sissies have so many skill points tied up in making pretty tents, it should be easy to defeat you. I'm glad you can bake smores out in the wilderness, but that will not protect you from my sewing needle of doom.
Trobon18
Thu Nov 18, 2004 9:21 pm
#4
Just remember that smore joke when we use the flaming log to burn the hotpantsmelding them toyou. Hey then they'll really be hot pants
FloridianJen
Fri Nov 19, 2004 1:22 am
#5
What you are forgetting is that our "Blue Glowies" will be wearing our defensive powerful hawtpants...lol 
Pappi
Fri Nov 19, 2004 1:40 am
#6
*hands Panthu, jessi, and Tiaga whips*
go get'em! cut their camo pant legs off!
go get'em! cut their camo pant legs off!
Calculus_Entropy
Fri Nov 19, 2004 7:55 am
#9
For the record...Jessi could beat me up, and I would let her...
Scandalous!
NJ62
Fri Nov 19, 2004 8:24 am
#10
Calculus_Entropy wrote:For the record...Jessi could beat me up, and I would let her...Scandalous!
... says the guy who outweighs me by 100 pounds. I'll have to use dirty tricks, or my good looks and charm.
BaneShee
Fri Nov 19, 2004 9:30 am
#11
NJ62 wrote:
Bring it on. You RATGWNIWNU sissies have so many skill points tied up in making pretty tents, it should be easy to defeat you. I'm glad you can bake smores out in the wilderness, but that will not protect you from my sewing needle of doom.
Its obvious from your statement that you have never experienced the excruciating pain of hot bubbling marshmallow on bare skin /crafts Calc a smores launcher .....
/crafts Calc a smores launcher .....
NJ62
Fri Nov 19, 2004 9:41 am
#12
BaneShee wrote:
NJ62 wrote:
Bring it on. You RATGWNIWNU sissies have so many skill points tied up in making pretty tents, it should be easy to defeat you. I'm glad you can bake smores out in the wilderness, but that will not protect you from my sewing needle of doom.Its obvious from your statement that you have never experienced the excruciating pain of hot bubbling marshmallow on bare skin
That is no match for the "wedgie of doom"(TM).
Vorpaks
Fri Nov 19, 2004 10:22 am
#13
NJ62 wrote:
Calculus_Entropy wrote:For the record...Jessi could beat me up, and I would let her...Scandalous!
... says the guy who outweighs me by 100 pounds. I'll have to use dirty tricks, or my good looks and charm.
What happens on blue glowie island stays on blue glowie island...
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