Swordsman Archive

YEA! I got one! it was sooooooooooo cool.

Then i died, cuz a BH hit me with last ditch once, and the sword took 5% damage every time that BH hit me (i kept comming back for more) and then a bug happened and the sword vanished from my invintory... o well, it was a bug, i am used to lossing anything valuable in SWG...

OH!, and then Mace Windu gave me his purple lightsaber, and i went to use it, but turned out you have to be a rifleman to use the lightsaber, so I am SOL. I then tried to hit mace with my cleaver but turns out that it missed, just my luck. I tried to counter his attack, but it ended up taking my HAM down to half and then he hit me anyways...

Oh, and then I found this holocron, but when i read it is said "you have to master every usless profession in the game, wasting thousands of hours, so that you can then find another one of these stupid blocks, do it over again, untill you hate the game so bad you will wish there was no force sensitive slot, but by that time, we at SOE will have brainwashed you so bad that you will never stop playing the game because you have to go and grind more XP so you can someday beat someone in PvP, since thats the whole idea of the game that costs $15 a month. Thanks"

OH! I almost forgot, then I found 5 credits.

-sorde

Actually, it was neither Yoda or Chewy that gave me the cursed weapon. It was God.Yes, god. He said, "I feel a bit sorry for you because you waste about 3 hours a day on a game where the only weapon that might compare to a BH, Pistoleer, or Commando's weapon is not in the fu*cking game at all. So I am going to make this sword for you, since I am god. Here ya go."

then god ran away cuz a CSR saw him, and we all know how corrupt those guys are, they wanted to hunt him and harvest his meat, the sick bas*tards....

Anyway, I guess god didnt know about item decay, cuz the sword, as you can read above, decayed to nothing cuz I died a couple times. Ahh, Isnt SWG great?

-sorde

Actually, it was neither Yoda or Chewy that gave me the cursed weapon. It was God.Yes, god. He said, "I feel a bit sorry for you because you waste about 3 hours a day on a game where the only weapon that might compare to a BH, Pistoleer, or Commando's weapon is not in the fu*cking game at all. So I am going to make this sword for you, since I am god. Here ya go."

then god ran away cuz a CSR saw him, and we all know how corrupt those guys are, they wanted to hunt him and harvest his meat, the sick bas*tards....

Anyway, I guess god didnt know about item decay, cuz the sword, as you can read above, decayed to nothing cuz I died a couple times. Ahh, Isnt SWG great?

gtg now, that XP isnt going to grind itself...

-sorde

Actually, I think he got away. The CSRs dont really know anything about the game, since they never play it, and god just pulled out a scatter pistol and eye shot the CSRs... If they actually knew anything about the game, they woulda worn composite helmets...silly men... I think god wouldalet them go easier if he was in a better mood... see he wanted to start his own city, but there is only a 10 city limit on lagaboo, so the big guy was preety upset i believe... I would be too if I had waited for half a year, paying $15 a month to build my own city, only to find that the guys who didnt go to work got to place their cities.. preety lame

-sorde