Swordsman Archive
Thread: Swordsmen Saying?
Rawauh
Thu Oct 14, 2004 7:29 pm
#41
"If the Elder KDs me everyone scatter cuz your F'd" (can replace elder with krayt)
"If the only tool you have is a hammer, treat everything like a nail"
"Selling: *insert your loot here*"
Qwezicul
Sun Oct 17, 2004 1:20 pm
#45
Give a kid a hammer and he'll pound on some walls. Teach a kid to use a hammer and he'll beat you to death and /loot you when he's done.
MoogleDee
Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:40 am
#46
In my sig, and yes I do quite often walk around with my scythe equipped and my Master Surgeon tag on.
wilibus
Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:49 am
#47
BlakeNoreht wrote:Carbineer: Ha! I bet I can kill me faster then you can!
Actually the Carbineers new motto is: Carbineers, Stunning Crowds Since Publish 7!
The old one was: I bet i can me, faster than you can kill me.
Super-Munchkin
Mon Oct 18, 2004 3:46 am
#48
Well I put my favorite in my signature. Although keeping with my toon, I had to alter it slightly 
Salebow
Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:46 am
#49
here's mine:
"What a wuss!"
as i beat his mind into the ground.
RobbieDt
Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:50 am
#51
how bout
"why don't you and your three friends get away from my solo!"
"why don't you and your three friends get away from my solo!"
Lorechaser
Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:45 pm
#52
I like the hammer and nail one.
I think our theme song, though, would be the old beatles song Maxwell's Silver Hammer.
I don't remember a lot of it, but the chorus was "Bang, bang, Maxwell's Silver Hammer came down upon his head/Bang, bang Maxwell's Silver Hammer made sure that he wasdead!"
But thanks to the internet:
http://frogcircus.org/beatles/abbey_road/maxwells_silver_hammer
Mostly it's the chorus, but it's just so perfect....