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Thread: Meatlump Cave [Swordsman Guide]
dimmu-borgir
Sat Feb 19, 2005 9:09 pm
#14
amusing, to say the least, and well, as for the meatlumps, if they had a cave, it would probably have been on corellia/talus, cause well, the're corellian.
LordMiston
Sun Feb 20, 2005 2:15 am
#15
Bockeroo wrote:Thought I would post this guide because of the recent influx of interest in the cave. I don't know why this cave was incorporated into the game because this kind of content is so high end that it takes an immense amount of skills to even reach the bottom and still have the courage to face the Meatlump King.Though rare, the Meatlump Vibro Motor gives ten-fold damage to any weapon that it is applied to. Only one of these motors has ever been looted to my knowledge, as well as the Meatlump Energy Wood Staff that is looted from the Meatlump King.The Meatlumps on Rori are comparable in strength to the Nightsisters of Dathomir and drop equally good loot. The trick is finding them. When I came across the strange cave located on Rori I was very curious as to what was inside, and was greeted by a one hit incap by a Meatlump Protector.I waypointed the location and came back to explore the cave. This time I was lucky to get past the Meatlump Protectors without a hitch. I slowy meandered down the cave and was wary of the constantly spawning Meatlump Initiates and Outcasts. One of the strange things I noticed were these Meatlumps used Force Attacks with regular weapon, just like the Nightsister. After making it to the end of the cave, I noticed a final red dot and engaged. Now I have soloed many Elders and other high end MOBs but none were as tough as Junot Malik, the Meatlump King.This beast had a little over 500k HAM and 100% resists to everything except Electricity, which it had 90% protection. I quickly whipped out my 746 Max Vibro Lance and started pounding away with Leg Hit. An hour went by and the King was only down to 50% of his health. 1000 damage bleeds and insane damage hits kept me constantly healing myself. Two hours and ten minutes later, the King was gone. I had over 150 wounds in each pool and I had to switch armor twice in the middle of the fight.I walked over to the corpse of the King and got the "You have completely looted the corpse of all items" message and *POOF*, the cave around me was gone. I shot a double-take. Nothing. No Meatlumps, no cave. I was perplexed and amazed at the same time. I called my bike and swooped the 3 kilometers South to Narmle, where I logged out. After logging back in, I had totally forgotten about the loot. I opened my inventory and there was a nice 400 mind fire wood staff with over 10,000 usesStill amazed, I swooped back to the WP of the cave and there was nothing. A small group of thugs were spawned there.
Now some might believe me and some will not. I know I have told Jerele about this before and he spent days searching for the cave and got that Exceptional Hammer with Carnage. Once the hammer was looted the cave was gone, just as had happened to me. If you want to try your hand at the Meatlump King, it will take hours of dedicated searching unless your lucky. Good Luck!
I could saw something right here,,,but I am going to go to bed instead...lol maybe i can loot a hammer like carnage did in my dreams.....rofl.
Owelo
Sun Apr 03, 2005 9:20 am
#16
Bockeroo wrote:
no, it always spawns in a different place, thats why its so hard to find
unless your a ranger
Bajbongiovanni
Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:41 am
#17
No it's there i just looted the meatlumpforcerifle, it does blast damage, it has mind fire with 6 bagillion str and the dmg is 40 zillion speed is -4.5 so it kills my target before i attack.
Bockeroo
Sun Apr 03, 2005 12:19 pm
#18
the cave is very real. look at all the people who have got something from it. i speculate that it might be removed in the CU though because it was challenging enough as it is, and when the CU rolls around it will be impossible
poisonweilder
Sun Apr 03, 2005 12:39 pm
#19
so how is the cave compared to the nightsister cave? you know, th eone with the elder and the mobs of other nightsister. if thats a 50% in terms of dufficulty, what is/was the "meatlump" cave?
Bockeroo
Sun Apr 03, 2005 8:15 pm
#20
Bajbongiovanni wrote:No it's there i just looted the meatlump force rifle, it does blast damage, it has mind fire with 6 bagillion str and the dmg is 40 zillion speed is -4.5 so it kills my target before i attack.
too bad all DoTs are being removed in the CU and all weapons will be based on kinetic and energy damage with elemental damage.
Trenkor
Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:13 pm
#21
sstegall wrote:
April Showers.
April showers bring May flowers... But what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims! yuk, yuk, yuk.
If Meatlumps were so powerful, why would they assault the cities of Corellia with such weak thugs?
Fingerofthrawn
Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:32 pm
#22
First of all, in my desparate quest to find content in this game, I am willing to believe just about anything once, and this cave just sounds so cool. Everything about it should have been done so long ago it's not funny (random spawn dungeons that spawn awesome HIGH-end content *cough* without SBDs *cough*, what looks like automatic uber loots- so far- that despawns after completion to prevent camping), where has this kinda stuff been for the last 2 years?!?Errrr... if it isn't an April fools deal that is....... 
Bockeroo
Mon Apr 04, 2005 1:55 pm
#23
I don't believe you people are believeing this
1. Meatlumps are nota high end mob apparently not
2.100% to everything except 90%to elec 500k HAM, kind of unnbelieveable, a creature that hard would not be put in the game there are many things that are close to this hard
3. A teleporting cave, this would have caused so many bugs but it didnt. guess the devs actually did something right
4. The meatlump motor, meat lump staff, this is ridiculoustalk to the devs. they are the ones that added this
The guy who made this is having a good laugh, he's got som many people runnign all over Rori
If anyone believes guy just give up at SWG, i don't get this guy, whats your motive behind this thread, are you quitting soon and decided to have some fun with us before, my only guess.
i am not quitting SWG for a long time. i am just a simple resident swordsman of Rori and happened to come across a cave that had meatlumps inside, thus i dubbed it the meatlump cave
i do like to have fun, though, as well as making people laugh
enjoy the meatlump cave everyone!
Bajbongiovanni
Mon Apr 04, 2005 2:03 pm
#24
lol, o man, well i'll give you this your charismatic, but i'm smart enough to realize rthere is no such thing, go ahead everyone look on Rori for some cave, bockeroo, some screenshots would be great, then ill believe you...maybe
Bockeroo
Mon Apr 04, 2005 5:38 pm
#25
rolf. the meatlump cave to those who havent seen is a like santa claus to a child. youve never seen him, but you know its there
Vshbaa
Mon Apr 04, 2005 5:47 pm
#26
I know where I stand on this, it deserves a sticky for one reason or another 
Great way to promote Rori tourism (coming from a former Rori mayor)